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Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:19:51 No.20633986 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20634008 >>20634044 >>20634048 >>20634083 >>20634089 >>20634374 >>20634778

>Opponent sent out Slurpuff!
>Garchomp, come back!
>Go! Genesect!
>Foe Slurpuff used Flamethrower!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:21:50 No.20634008 Report

Quoted By: >>20634310

>>20633986
>sending bugs against fairies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:24:08 No.20634044 Report

Quoted By: >>20634066

>>20633986
Glad to see someone else uses slurpuff in ubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:24:17 No.20634048 Report

Quoted By: >>20634120 >>20635850

>>20633986

>Not bellydrum+unburden

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:25:43 No.20634066 Report

Quoted By: >>20634111

>>20634044

>Assuming he's not playing on cart

Smogon pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:26:54 No.20634083 Report

Quoted By: >>20634150

>>20633986
You made a correct prediction. Great job.

Did this really need a thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:27:18 No.20634089 Report

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>>20633986
if i see that fucking bird one more time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:28:21 No.20634111 Report

Quoted By: >>20634143

>>20634066
Can you give me nintendos updated list i have the old one

【Pokémon that Can’t Participate in Rating Battles】
Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Celebi, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Jirachi, Deoxys, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Phione, Manaphy, Darkrai, Shaymin, Arceus, Victini, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem, Keldeo, Meloetta, GENESECT, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:29:11 No.20634120 Report

Quoted By: >>20634522 >>20634963 >>20635850

>>20634048
>Running Belly Drum when it's physical movepool is ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:31:14 No.20634143 Report

Quoted By: >>20634361

>>20634111

>Genesect
>Assumes rated

How much of a faggot are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:32:00 No.20634150 Report

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>>20634083
>You made a correct prediction. Great job.
The opponent did. OP Didn't expect a flamethrower.

like how I didnt expect that Thunderbolt on my Qwilfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:41:26 No.20634310 Report

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>>20634008
Nigga u dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:44:46 No.20634361 Report

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>>20634143
Why would you play unrated? if you take ubers onto there you're considered a faggot when you get put against a normal team. Did you give up after the japs rekd you and your score was <1000

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:46:05 No.20634374 Report

Quoted By: >>20634407 >>20634583 >>20634677 >>20634750 >>20635130 >>20635200 >>20639118 >>20640478

>>20633986
For the last time: BEAKS CAN'T FUCKING SIMLE.
I'm so damn tired of your shitty bird pic, like you thought it was funny when you were making it or when you downloaded it, i don't know, the expression is funny i admit, but there's a little error: Birds have beaks. Beaks can't simle. Therefore, birds can't smlie. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKING BIRD IS FUCKING SMILIGN. WHO WAS THE SHITCUNT WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? "Hey, let's draw a pic of something doing a dead stare while smliing for a comic effect, but instead of using an actual mammalian creature that can silme, let's use a motherfucking gray starling, a bird, something that CAN'T ACTUALLY MILE". I'm so so so tired of this pic. I can't believe there is someone out there that actually drew this and there's someone that saved it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:49:04 No.20634407 Report

Quoted By: >>20634420

>>20634374
calm down nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:50:13 No.20634420 Report

Quoted By: >>20634482 >>20634555

>>20634407
This picture just irks me. Beaks can't fucking smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:54:56 No.20634482 Report

Quoted By: >>20634540

>>20634420
it's pokemon why should it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:56:51 No.20634522 Report

Quoted By: >>20635850

>>20634120
>not knowing about Belly Drum + Sitrus Berry + Unburden + Play Rough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:58:08 No.20634540 Report

Quoted By: >>20634597

>>20634482
It's not a Pokémon, it's a regular starling, read the filename. Also the only things it has similar to Starly are the colors and the crest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Aug 2014 23:59:06 No.20634555 Report

Quoted By: >>20634659

>>20634420
Bro.. bro.. it's just a cartoon picture. Don't worry.

You need like.. a back massage or something? Take a warm bath, listen to some tunes, relax a bit. Chill mang. It's all cool. We're all cool here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:01:07 No.20634583 Report

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>>20634374

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:02:05 No.20634597 Report

Quoted By: >>20634621

>>20634540
>it's a regular starling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:03:38 No.20634621 Report

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>>20634597
>gray starling dead stare.png
>the only things it has similar to Starly are the colors and the crest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:04:30 No.20634636 Report

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this is now a thread about dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:06:00 No.20634659 Report

Quoted By: >>20634684 >>20634742 >>20635200

>>20634555
>>20634583
BEAKS ARE HARD, NOT SOFT LIKE A MAMMAL'S MOUTH, THEREFORE BEAKS CAN'T SMLIE. Post a picture of a real simling bird, you can't, because they can't simle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:06:58 No.20634677 Report

Quoted By: >>20634702 >>20634718

>>20634374

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:07:42 No.20634684 Report

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>>20634659
That's because you keep yelling about how they cant do it. maybe if you were nice for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:08:45 No.20634702 Report

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>>20634677
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:09:36 No.20634718 Report

Quoted By: >>20634764 >>20635089 >>20635200

>>20634677
This bird isn't similing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:11:14 No.20634742 Report

Quoted By: >>20634872

>>20634659
We're not saying they CAN smiling. We're saying youre flipping your shit over the most insignificant of shit.

God damn honky, your ass is gonna need a damn bottle of chill pills.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:11:41 No.20634750 Report

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>>20634374
>this guy in charge of not being mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:12:22 No.20634764 Report

Quoted By: >>20634872

>>20634718
It is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:13:38 No.20634778 Report

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>>20633986
>not ralph simpson

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:14:49 No.20634792 Report

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>Opponent sent out Machamp!
>Dugtrio used Fissure!
>Communication with the other trainer was interrupted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:19:09 No.20634850 Report

Quoted By: >>20635033

>opponent's Dragonite used Dragon Dance
>does this for 3 fucking turns
>Heatran used Roar!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:21:29 No.20634872 Report

Quoted By: >>20634910

>>20634742
It's not my fault if someone is an ignorant fuck and can't into anatomy. And even if this specific starling's beak was soft like a mammal's mouth, it wouldn't be straight like a bird's beak and would be floppy like a proboscis monkey's nose.

>>20634764
It isn't. The beak is shaped that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:23:52 No.20634910 Report

Quoted By: >>20634940

>>20634872
It's smiling inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:25:17 No.20634940 Report

Quoted By: >>20634981 >>20634990

>>20634910
Birds don't have emotions like humans, they only think about eating and surviving, not about happiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:26:37 No.20634963 Report

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>>20634120
If it's blessed with a decent physical movepool via move tutor in ORAS, I can see it jumping at least to UU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:27:41 No.20634981 Report

Quoted By: >>20635008

>>20634940
Did you ask them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:28:10 No.20634990 Report

Quoted By: >>20635031

>>20634940
>Birds only think about eating and surviving

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:29:07 No.20635008 Report

Quoted By: >>20635037 >>20635062 >>20635129

>>20634981
It has been proven. The only animal that has something as close as human emotions is a dog but even then they just like their owner because they feed them and do stupid shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:30:23 No.20635031 Report

Quoted By: >>20635053

>>20634990
>posting a cartoon bird as an argument
Also Mordecai is fucked up too. Most cartoon birds are fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:30:31 No.20635033 Report

Quoted By: >>20635041

>>20634850
>running toxic/sneaky pebbles/protect/roar heatran

Scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:30:53 No.20635037 Report

Quoted By: >>20635044 >>20635129

>>20635008
What about penguins

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:31:25 No.20635041 Report

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>>20635033
nice taunt bait

most sets run Lava Plume instead of Toxic and Earth Power instead of protect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:31:36 No.20635044 Report

Quoted By: >>20635064 >>20635129

>>20635037
They're just like all other birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:31:52 No.20635053 Report

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>>20635031
I posted it because it was a bird, not because I thought it was a good argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:32:09 No.20635062 Report

Quoted By: >>20635087

>>20635008
Elephants mourn for their lost loved ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:32:19 No.20635064 Report

Quoted By: >>20635087

>>20635044
and tucans

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:33:45 No.20635087 Report

Quoted By: >>20635132

>>20635064
All birds are the fucking same, retard.

>>20635062
No they don't. They act by instinct.

Foamp

Foamp Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:33:49 No.20635089 Report

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>>20634718
The beak is tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:36:32 No.20635129 Report

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>>20635008
>>20635037
>>20635044
The only animals that can sympathize on the same level as humans are chimpanzees and dolphins. Infact dolphins are the only animal that can have true consensual sex with humans.
;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:36:39 No.20635130 Report

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>>20634374
>birds can't smile
thats so sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:36:47 No.20635132 Report

Quoted By: >>20635272

>>20635087
But what about parrots, they talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:41:06 No.20635200 Report

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>>20634374
>>20634659
>>20634718
I can't tell if this is shitposting in its highest form, or if this anon is truly autistic.

Also
>Simle
>Smilign
>Mile
>Smlie
>Simling
>Similing
I honestly don't know how someone fucks up the spelling of smile and smiling that many times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:45:10 No.20635272 Report

Quoted By: >>20635298

>>20635132
But they don't feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 00:47:12 No.20635298 Report

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>>20635272
Did you ask them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 01:22:42 No.20635814 Report

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of course birds have feelings
there was bird that came down every morning to my yard because i gave it bread crumbs
then one day i didnt give it bread crumbs and it shit on me
so yeah, it probably didnt like the fact i didnt feed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 01:26:08 No.20635850 Report

Quoted By: >>20635877

>>20634048
>>20634120
>>20634522
-play rough
-return
-belly drum
-flamethrower

that's the best way to run it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 01:27:37 No.20635877 Report

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>>20635850
Remember to put 72 evs into special attack or flaethrower does not 2hko ferrothorn or skarory

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 05:30:46 No.20639118 Report

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>>20634374

Damn Unidan, chill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Aug 2014 07:33:35 No.20640478 Report

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>>20634374

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