Hey you...this...this is showderp. Give our main man champ.... 6 Pokemon...and watch him play..you dig?..he'll either call new team or new champ after a while and the cycle'll like, repeat itself yknow?. Lurk if new and root for champ if old or new. Doesnt matter man.
Funmons:
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at Coolpics:
http://booru.showderp.com/ Jimjams:
http://plug.dj/showderp-1 Room:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/showderp Dont get lost~
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>>20639276 >showderp in name field son..
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. First and foremost i would like to thank my lord and savior, Shrek, for giving me this opportunity. Praise be to thee, oh glorious oniony lord! For you, my heart, my soul, and anus is open! Next i would like to thank my parents and wife for being so supportive of my belief in Shrek. Even though they'd accused me of taking it a little ogreboard at one point, I'd still believed. Next i would like to thank my local produce store manager, who always made sure to keep fresh onions stocked up for me when I was performing my rituals of praise to Shrek. And to the shitposting newfags, because they give me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. It will forever be embedded into my layers. Im truly ogrejoyed. And last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. I only hope lord Shrek is pleased by my accomplishments, for it is in his name that I go forth. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on, if you just lovingly spread your ass cheeks open for Shrek. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams, keep your layers up and your sphincter ready. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone. Thank you Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>>20639291 yo bro, i dont claim to be perfect but if we can all still find our way...what does it matter?
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>>20639276 3rd for kill roomfags
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>>20639317 6th for you fucking suck
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>>20639276 who are you, marlon?
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SIX FUCKING PERCENT
LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
Val !avCllN93kg
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!5/j6M.PnLE
Scarf Mon with over 110 Speed named sanic
Val !avCllN93kg
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>>20639414 the set:
Dugtrio w/ whatever
-beat up
-cut
-sucker punch
- thief
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LazilyOU !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>20639392 God damn it, that would have been an image worthy comeback had that Body Slam paralyzed. Or either Seed Flare missed. We had over a 60% chance of winning at the second to last turn.
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>>20639530 got like 5 more minutes
Val !avCllN93kg
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Hellooooo. Is this Show-tan???
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You did your best with shit team Valariel
Val !avCllN93kg
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>>20639662 He switched out on a 50% chance in order to get a 100% chance of getting his shit pushed in.
he also didn't scarf sanic after scarf was suggested.
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>this coinflip will cause me to die if it comes up tails >but I don't like that random chance >I think I'll just take the default tails result instead of flipping
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>>20639666 >666 >chimp is satan rusing us Anonymous
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Breloom used Substitute! Breloom put in a substitute! Breloom lost 25% of its health! The opposing Ebola~Chan used Attract! But it failed!Come on Valariel I like it when you champ don't do this to me
Val !avCllN93kg
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>>20639692 ty my link didnt change when i looked for new battle
Val !avCllN93kg
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Someday there will be an Ursaring sweep.
Val !avCllN93kg
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Champ your Quick Feet Ursaring has no status orb and has both Earthquake and Close Combat. ...ask for help if you don't know how to build a pokemon next time.
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>>20639952 .gifs for black and white images have lower file sizes
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Val !avCllN93kg
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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Simi (whichever is your favorite) @ Salac Berry Ability: Gluttony EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Nasty Plot Fill the last three move slots with attacking moves.
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Aerodactyl @ Focus Sash Ability: Unnerve EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Taunt - Stealth Rock - Stone Edge - Earthquake If you have another pokemon that gets rocks and you use them then you can use hone claws Mega Aerodactyl
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quick claw beartic
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Ledian with comet punch and king's rock
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Furfrou named ?, Octillery named ?, Cacturne named ?, or Snips named ?
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>>20640033 Make it simisear, the most outclassed pokemon who ever existed, right down to concept and appearance.
Val !avCllN93kg
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I think that was my worst time champing. I'm sorry
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>>20640053 wait is this monkay dick
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Pastebin still doesn't have Cool Kids Table in the list yet....
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>>20640090 Are you alright, anon?
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-155182451 im not sure how we're gonna do this, but im gonna try for you all
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>>20640138 pm a mod and suck that supple, feminine showderp dick
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>>20639316 that you don't see it in the catalog you fucking retard
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>20640186 You kicked ass given that none of your pokemon should have gotten past maybe 2 pokes
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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS PURE 100% SHITMON TEAM WON ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK THEY ALL SHARE A WEAKNESS TOO
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
That was the best case scenario for that team dudes, thanks c: NEW TEAM
Anonymous
Big Guy for OU (Chesnaught) @ Leftovers/Rocky Helmet Ability: Bulletproof EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk Impish Nature - Spikes - Roar - Synthesis - coverage
Anonymous
youtu.be/vSUW-Z_Cnc0 (Ursaring) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Quick Feet
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Swords Dance
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>>20640256 scarf terrakion
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Avalugg named cool kids table
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>>20640258 >>20640258 CAHMP MAKE SURE YOU USE youtu(DOT)be/vSUW-Z_Cnc0 AS THE NAME
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>>20640258 QF Ursa needs to be jolly. He outspeeds everything up to base 108s if he is.
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>>20640258 >>20640274 Ok make it Jolly then i dont giove a fuck
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>>20640287 >i dont giove a fuck Anonymous
>>20640267 Jesus christ that is the best nickname
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>>20640307 I dont care what chimp does with it. Just has to be that name
Stahn
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>20640354 wrong thread nerd
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>>20640409 mami is best champ
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Lopunny Adamant, 252 atk/speed Choice band Jump Kick Quick Attack Ice Punch Switcheroo
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
OH YEAHS WE BELIEVED IN EACH OTHER IT FEELS W-WONDERFUL THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH NEW CHAMP
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>>20640595 endure WP Kabutops with swords dance and weak armor
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Someone step up to the plate!
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Slarty !HhhYpN8HOA
I'll champ for a bit, then.
Anonymous
Evens = snips odds = totem dubs = favorite metronome mememon from pastebin.
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klefki @ leftovers drain kiss, cam mind, sub, attract
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>>20640627 Lopunny, nicknamed Oh, Master~
Adamant, 252 atk/speed
Choice band
Jump Kick
Quick Attack
Ice Punch
Switcheroo
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JuicyThickAss if ubers genetic cade (Mewtwo) @ Mewtwonite X Ability: Pressure EVs: 4 HP/ 252 Attk/ 252 Spd Jolly Nature -Bulk Up -Drain Punch -Psycho Cut -Earthquake
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shiny hp ice moonblast jirachi:)
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>>20640650 Dammit, I was one post away from getting in. If only I hadn't stopped to link the champ's post.
Anonymous
>>20640654 never link champs post, that stopped being a rule only a few months after showderp started
just get your ebin pretype ready, fill in the captcha, and hit update every second for five minutes like the rest of these nerds did
Anonymous
>>20640672 tfw gave up updating after three minutes and missed out
Anonymous
>>20640684 >>20640672 >>20640654 > tfw this suggester, >>20640630 and I have a 4chan pass since $20 is negligible to me. :)
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>>20640691 >spending money on 4chan Anonymous
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>>20640691 You're so ebin :^)
Gorilla !wVXuBF5Oro
Champ is taking far too long. NEW CHAMP Which I'll claim.
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here you go faglord, specs weedle
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yay two champs time
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>>20640719 no wait slarty told me he had to take a piss
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>>20640735 it's been over fifteen minutes, he's out
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>>20640735 Making the team should take 5 mins max, how long does he take to piss?
Fuck Slarty.
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why did the best meguca leave us
Slarty !HhhYpN8HOA
Sorry about that, got held up with something. Been in contact with the Gorilla kid and he said he wasn't too bothered about champing so he handed it back to me. so new champ Claim give us a team
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fucking jirachi holy shit
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>>20640761 use your last team
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Yandere Imouto (Gothitelle) (F) @ Leftovers Ability: Shadow Tag Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD Calm Nature - Attract - Frustration - Charm - Captivate or Walrein @ Leftovers Ability: Ice Body Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD Calm Nature - Aqua Ring - Hail - Whirlpool - Stockpile
Anonymous
Furfrou named ?, Octillery named ?, Cacturne named ?, or Shrekle named ? or a Golurk named █ █▄
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>>20640761 Worst fucking champ already
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>>20640771 a second one of these
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>>20640761 assvest caterpie
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Jesus fucking christ just fucking play already
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>>20640761 why don't you just use the team you were given the first time you fucking cocksucker
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>>20640820 blacklist Slarty
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Dude wtf is taking so long
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
I'll champ again for a bit
Scotteh
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>>20640837 Fucking based
use imouto
>>20640769 Anonymous
>>20640837 fucking jirachi
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15 minutes passed again
holy shit
mami use
>>20640771 Anonymous
>>20640837 Use team suggested for Slarty
If not Physical Greninja
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>>20640837 Exeggutor with harvest must be shiny
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>>20640837 another one of these
>>20640771 Anonymous
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slarty is just taking a p-piss guys relax heh
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>>20640854 >implying blacklisting is a real thing much as i'm sure he's a massive faggot, blacklisting just doesn't work.
there's never enough support or people that remember what a massive faggot that person was being, and besides he can just show up again under a different username. that's both the glory and the undoing of the internet.
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>>20640866 So you're saying mami could be slarty
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>>20640874 it is entirely 100% possible
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>woke up 45 minutes ago >still no battle top pls m8
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>>20640882 >wakes up >first thing he does is go on 4chan and check showderp sounds like you've got a pretty intense life there m80
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>>20640888 it's 3am where i'm at, i had a long day yesterday and i went to bed early. literally lick my butthole gaylord
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>>20640888 tfw this is what I do every single day...
:'( Anonymous
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>>20640888 Actually, I check how my sour dough is doing, then I log on and check /who/, and THEN showderp. Fag
Anonymous
>>20640888 >tfw I work from home >tfw the vast majority of my time is here on showderp and messing around with bad dragon toys Anonymous
>>20640895 What do you do?
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-155199782 Heh giggled at the monty python thing, but let's not fret! We can get through this phase as a team.
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>>20640890 maybe i am a gaylord.
maybe i'd love to literally lick your butthole.
you don't know me.
Anonymous
>always banned/locked >all voiced alts in showderp are banned/locked >showderp always on modjoin fuck. I'm sick of begging faggot ass mods to voice me.
Anonymous
>>20640898 I rent out my domain name to struggling musicians and artists
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-155200269 locked anon, i know your pain i was locked away as well ;_;
know that we're here together
Anonymous
>>20640912 what is domain?
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>>20640928 Is secret, s-sorry
It's a color name Anonymous
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>>20640908 how did you get banned this time, clint?
mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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>>20640771 >tfw you can't use emoji in names on showdown mami circular !0zjNVKQcgU
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ANOTHER GREAT SESSION Thank you all again I appreciate it hope everything works out NEW CHAMP
banana !/.dmlqLL1I
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Sunflora @ heat cock earth power solar beam hp fire sunny day
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>>20641082 If he chose the kicken chicken it would be three cats and their food
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>>20641082 Cloyster = Vagina Vagina = Pussy Meow Anonymous
why is every single champ dying
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banana !/.dmlqLL1I
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Who is your favourite funposter?
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Reminder that TouMAN is a cunt
notbanana !/.dmlqLL1I
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TouMAN is a shitfaced liar.
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>>20641274 touman is a shitface liar
UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
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>>20641297 Are you a hot underage girl irl? :v)
UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
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>>20641319 ong post pics ?_?
banana !/.dmlqLL1I
Richie !VYttd0O3NI
Mew with Metronome, Bulk Up and Calm Mind
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>>20641336 gambit only accelgor
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>>20641336 shedinja with anything
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>>20641336 anything with drill run
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banana !/.dmlqLL1I
>>20641319 touman pls go ur a shitfaced liar
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UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
>>20641351 lmnop 2 slow fag.
>>20641354 You really think that's okay? To just go on the internet and bully someone?
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>>20641360 TouMan pls you're a shitface liar
UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
Listen cunts, I don't care if you want to make a meme, but leave me out of it. >:^(
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>>20641391 but TouMan, you're the cunt.
banana !/.dmlqLL1I
UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
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>>20641405 *anon gives attention to this homosexual*
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Someone do a screenshot of this: ?
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>>20641564 It appears as a square on my screen.
Google Chrome, no add ons, Windows 8.1
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales Fri 22 Aug 2014 10:49:48 No. 20641580 Report UR2SLOW !!MROU9/Xz8Kl
>>20641580 Wrong thread, friend. :^)
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales Fri 22 Aug 2014 10:51:03 No. 20641588 Report ahh sorry you are right ive only really just woke up, my bad
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>>20641588 Literally shut up
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>>20641582 what are you, australian?
banana !/.dmlqLL1I
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales Fri 22 Aug 2014 10:58:22 No. 20641631 Report Quoted By:
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Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales Fri 22 Aug 2014 11:00:37 No. 20641644 Report Quoted By:
>>20641592 what the fuck did you say to me you little fucking cock?
Anonymous
volbeat or illumese double team baton pass
banana !/.dmlqLL1I
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Arceus-[your favorite type here]
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Power Gem Smeargle with Geomancy named "Xerneas 2.0"
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ditto or arceus steel ruse if ubers
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Banded Lugia #LMAO
Richie !VYttd0O3NI
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Guard Swap Weak Armor Skarmory
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Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales
Peter 4725-9332-6421 (Fire) Magma, Slugma, Ninetales Fri 22 Aug 2014 11:01:54 No. 20641665 Report Quoted By:
im a big poopyhead please rape my face
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>>20641737 >Trick on banded Lugia What a fucking homosexual
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Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
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Not Ridaz
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Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
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Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
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bongas !cLAc5rAVRA
CHAMP IS DEAD NEW CHAMP CLAIMED
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Audino @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD Docile Nature - Fling - Skill Swap - Heal Pulse - Entrainment
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something shit
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>>20642098 Any pokemon that one of your familymembers likes
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>>20642024 >Rhayader >literally just sat there till he lost even AT final form snips Didnt even make a stand.
Confirmed shit champ, enjoy even more shitmons you worthless shit.
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>>20642098 anything that will help you win, champ named BELIEVE
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>>20642098 focus sash gengar
Rhayader !!DjhhLnhssgx
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>>20642098 sorry guys
my computer died
had a fun run anyway, thanks for watching
bongas !cLAc5rAVRA
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HEY LOOK I WON new nu team then
asthmosis jones !!4ybIE9ISQcR
me if new champ call if it's the same current champ, abra with only teleport named go away if new champ, your favorite water type but must have splash plate
Anonymous
Tropius with Starf Berry and Harvest
Anonymous
quick feet toxic orb ursaring with swords dance named BEAR FORCE ONE remember to link the song in battle every time it's about to sweep
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guts facade raticate
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>>20642421 Looks like a buncha winners if I've ever seen a showderp team before.
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>>20642433 champ can only blame himself
bongas !cLAc5rAVRA
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-155244967 welp i hit ou accidently
guess it's nu after this game then
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>>20642099 Starf Berry might make for a better fling effect on this, will suggest next time.
bongas !cLAc5rAVRA
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I GAVE YOU THAT BEAR TO HELP YOU BUT YOU MANAGED TO FUCK THAT UP TO USE FLAME ORB TEDDIURSA FROM NOW ON
bongas !cLAc5rAVRA
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bongas stop champung please
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ new champ or riot ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise ur dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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To bypass the filter:>notepad >ctrl and backspace >copy invisible character >figure out the rest yourself
Anonymous
what the heck with that special character in between words? nigger faggot
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I DID IT GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET also new champ since even I'm not this much of a masochist
asthmosis jones !!4ybIE9ISQcR
me if new champ call if it's the same current champ, beldum with take down only if new champ, your favorite water type but must have splash plate
Mr. Lister !DGJF9.I0Ro
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>>20642634 I use alt + 0127
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haze cofagrigus
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pls use Fuck nigga lyin (Ambipom) @ King's Rock Ability: Technician EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Thunder Wave - Beat Up - Fake Out - Return
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turn 200 face if nu evio ferroseed
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