>be 9
>playing Blue on older bro's greybrick
>teacher takes my gameboy at recess
>wtf, I'm not even in class
>'Recess is for playing outside, anon. You'll get it back after school'
>teacher is lying sack of shit, leaves early, is nowhere to be found
>tell mom what happened
>mom comes to school and tells bitch to give it back
>teacher's all 'I don't have it, someone must have stole it from my desk. I don't have to pay you back, gameboys aren't allowed on school property blah blah blah'
>mom: 'Sorry anon, but she's right. Let this be a lesson'
>couple days later, run into the teacher's son (kid was a real prick) playing pokemon at the park
>'Nice gameboy, you playing pokemon?'
>'Piss off, anon'
>notice his gameboy's got a little notch on the bottom...the same one I gave it from when I dropped the thing a few months back
>Tell him to give back what his mother stole
>'Fuck you! I just got this for my birthday! My mom's not a thief!'
>'I'll give you one more chance to do the right thing'
>'Fuck. Off. This is MY gameboy.'
>'OK then, sorry.'
>walk away, find a big stick
>come back, crack him one upside his head, he drops gameboy
>scoop that shit up, run like hell away from the screaming kid with a bloody gash in his head
>get to a safe place, check the inside of the battery cover
>there's my bro's initials
>check my Blue cart, its got my initials sharpied on the back
>fucker restarted my file
>oh well, at least I got it back
>later that night, teacher comes to my house
>'Your son assaulted my son and stole his gameboy!'
>parents freak out
>bro's got my back
>'You mean this one you stole from us? This one with my initials on it? Get the fuck off our porch.'
>teacher can't say shit, she leaves defeated
>my bro is truly best bro in the world
