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>be me
>first day of high school
>first class bored af
>pull out Gameboy advanced SP because fuck emulators
>pokemon Fire Red
>Begin working on Nuzlocke challenge
>kids huddle behind me
>cheer me on
>next class
>kids do same thing
>lunch
>Beat Misty, all the bitches are pumped
>feel like Gary Oak by seventh period
>I've become that guy with the gameboy
>I am the pokemon master
>Go on the bus
>group of bitches and hipsters are still following me
>Get off bus
>people wave bye see ya tomorrow
>don't wave back became I'm saving the game
>go home
>call mom and say I'm home
>that bitch is a control freak
>feeling like a champ
>go to restroom to take a piss
>remember how glorious my first day was
>miss the toliet, piss all over the damn place
>MFW