Hey, my homeboard /vp/. I'm in a bit of a rut. I know it's autistic as fuck, but I'm just really upset that Pokemon will never be real. The closest thing I had to a Pokemon was a baby bird I found naked in a storm. I cared for it, domesticated it. Over the months, he grew so fond of me that he never left my side. I'd take him with me to work, the grocery store, anywhere. Then one day, he died in a freak accident. I held him as he died. He was the reason I got up in the morning and now he's gone.

Well anyway, can I have a cute thread ready for me when I get back home in an hour?