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Fuck Talonflame

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Talonflame is terrible, TERRIBLE! Talonflames are giant vicious birds with Gale Wings that can RIP OFF YOUR FACE. Talonflames are dangerous, stupid birds, and they aren't even beautiful or cute. Talonflame is ugly, Talonflame is the scrubbest of the scrub. Talonflame is always with that moody look on its face, like someone who has no friends. Talonflame is EVIL!!!
Talonflame counters poor Swellow. Yeah, right, Swallow, who was always in the depths of NU/UU, is countered by Talonflame's Gale Wings Brave Bird! Swellow is cute, graceful, neat, can fly for a lot of time without having to flap its wings AND has a beautiful voice. Talonflames are vicious fellows who make terrible sounds and counter Swellows relentlessly.
Talonflame is a danger to competitive. Say, you are battling with your frail sweeper in Showdown!, and then, out of nothing, a 1,20m bird with 2m wingspan and giant, sharp talons attacks your frail sweeper with Gale Wings Brave Bird and kills it. Talonflame is DANGEROUS!!!
We should kill ALL THE TALONFLAMES. We should exterminate Talonflames. Talonflames are rascal birds and shouldn't be allowed to battle.