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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:24:41 No.20742899 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20742958 >>20743042 >>20747782 >>20748312

Mankey isn't furbait. Mankey is love, Mankey is life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:26:56 No.20742930 Report

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please, let's not do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:28:40 No.20742958 Report

Quoted By: >>20743125 >>20747726

>>20742899
I think monkeys are the less objefied animals when it comes to furry fantasies. Maybe it's because they are close relatives to us. Or maybe it's because they're ugly, i dunno. People just don't seem to like them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:35:00 No.20743042 Report

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>>20742899
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mankey so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Mankey every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mankey is love" I say. "Mankey is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I knew he was jealous of my devotion to Mankey
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>"He is jealous" I tell myself. "Just jealous
>I take the knife from under my pillow, and dig it into my arm
>"Mankey is love" I say, carving his image into me. "Mankey is life"
>I begin to cry more, Linkin Park blasting into my ears
>/vp/ is where I can truly share my devotion to Mankey
>My lord's image fully embedded in my skin for eternity, I post the pic of my arm
>Bui laughs and me and wants to lic.k Mankey's feet
>I cry more, and shitpost. They are all mocking me
>I am b& in an instant
>I am lost now. My arm hurts... Has Mankey forsaken me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:36:42 No.20743071 Report

Quoted By: >>20743116

>inb4 someone posts that muscular primeape "gijinka"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:39:45 No.20743116 Report

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>>20743071
Oh man, I like that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:40:13 No.20743125 Report

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>>20742958
They look like people. The purpose of being a furry is to live out your bestiality fetishes without it actually being bestiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:40:37 No.20743132 Report

Quoted By: >>20748335

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd0yoKJeYe0

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:41:39 No.20743150 Report

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>>20743125
In the case of Mankey, he's barely anthropomorphic. He's more like a hairy geodude with legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:46:42 No.20744159 Report

Quoted By: >>20745573

Does anyone have screencaps of those really old (I think it was back when we were /tr/) greentext stories they started with "so like ur dad bought u a mankey" or some shit? Fuck, it's been so long since I've seen then I can't remember much about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 03:06:25 No.20745573 Report

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>>20744159
Oh god yes, those were the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 05:53:56 No.20747726 Report

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>>20742958
>Or maybe it's because they're ugly
that is objective, in my opinion they are prettier than a human with a deformed skull and spine with hair all over them aka furs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 05:57:54 No.20747782 Report

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>>20742899

have shiny mankey.
nicknamed it "Spanky"

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 06:56:19 No.20748312 Report

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>>20742899
Fuck yeah Mankey

Post Mankey

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 06:59:25 No.20748335 Report

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>>20743132
>im so high ive had this on for seven or eight minutes and now Mankey is stuck in my head
>inb4 i dream of Mankey

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