>read this pos before playing Pokemon Red, for the first time ever, only guide i had besides manual
>Lose Charizard to a rocket grunt (Already had low HP) started crying and shut off the game w/o saving, losing 2 gym badges in the process
>Catch a Fearow in my master ball, it is KO'd by Dragonite's hyper beam before i can use mirror move due to being a glass cannon
>See zubat for the first time in a cave, since its picture is next to the "rare pokemon" it must be the one that appears once
>Didnt get Mew for catching them all from the head of the game freak studio, at that point i ripped up the pages and flushed them down the toilet
>called prof oak a bad word for lying to me when he came on the anime on tv, mom heard and grounded me from video games for a month
fucking senile old troll
