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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 02:42:57 No.20774422 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20774564 >>20774724 >>20774805

>Their matriarchal femdom relationship is an insult to the male gender.

When will Game Freak rectify this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 02:46:24 No.20774466 Report

Quoted By: >>20774564 >>20774724

M.eowst.ic should be m.a.le only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 02:53:16 No.20774564 Report

Quoted By: >>20774677

>>20774422
>>20774466
Holy shit double triple dubs confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:00:54 No.20774677 Report

Quoted By: >>20774724

>>20774564

Damn, what are the odds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:04:20 No.20774724 Report

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>>20774422
>>20774466
>>20774677

such doubles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:05:33 No.20774744 Report

Quoted By: >>20774757

GET OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:07:24 No.20774757 Report

Quoted By: >>20774768

>>20774744
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:08:18 No.20774768 Report

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>>20774757
the dubs confirm you should get out, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:08:22 No.20774770 Report

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>Implying the beta males on VP aren't submissive as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:09:16 No.20774779 Report

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Would Meowstic have nice soft fluffy fur? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:11:05 No.20774805 Report

Quoted By: >>20774826

>>20774422
Game Freak did note draw that OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:12:42 No.20774826 Report

Quoted By: >>20774908 >>20774937

>>20774805

Game Freak did make the female an attcker, and the male some beta support 'mon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:19:00 No.20774908 Report

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>>20774826
Doesn't stop the male from being ten times more useful anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:21:08 No.20774937 Report

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>>20774826
>Meowstic-M works hard to support his team
>He's not the strongest, but he's good at what he does
>Meowstic-F is a catty bitch that won't get off her ass to do any real work unless someone scares her into it or some shit

Anon pls, Meowstic-M is clearly the superior breed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:25:14 No.20774989 Report

Quoted By: >>20775007 >>20775039

Between just male Meowstic and female Meowstic, in the privacy of their own 'home' when they're alone, who's the boss in your headcanon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:25:41 No.20774996 Report

Quoted By: >>20775037 >>20775083

At least with Espurr you don't have to worry about gender difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:27:17 No.20775007 Report

Quoted By: >>20775084

>>20774989
Well you can't really prank your girlfriend often if you don't wear the pants in the relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:29:17 No.20775037 Report

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>>20774996

You know, what if Espurr had 33.3% for m/f/no gender?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:29:40 No.20775039 Report

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>>20774989
The two take a fairly equal stance and handle different things in a sort of symbiotic relationship.

The female is in bed, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:35:00 No.20775083 Report

Quoted By: >>20775109 >>20775182 >>20775281 >>20776440

>>20774996

>breed Espurr while it holds an inert incense for a chance of a genderless Espurr that involves into a genderless Meowstic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:35:03 No.20775084 Report

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>>20775007

No kidding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:37:25 No.20775109 Report

Quoted By: >>20775182

>>20775083
Is it bad that I want this? Because I want this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:42:54 No.20775182 Report

Quoted By: >>20775281

>>20775083
>>20775109

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:49:08 No.20775281 Report

Quoted By: >>20775309 >>20775316

>>20775182
>>20775083

But how can you have porn of it if it has no gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:51:59 No.20775309 Report

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>>20775281
Well it still has a butt, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 03:52:22 No.20775316 Report

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>>20775281

I'm sure you could now easily locate 'that' of currently genderless Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:24:44 No.20775695 Report

Quoted By: >>20776010

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:54:05 No.20776010 Report

Quoted By: >>20776033

>>20775695

Who's choosing whom?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:55:41 No.20776020 Report

Quoted By: >>20776059

Stop hating on women, they're the superior gender anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:57:33 No.20776033 Report

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>>20776010

Itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:59:59 No.20776059 Report

Quoted By: >>20776139

>>20776020

Superior at getting raped, maybe.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:05:44 No.20776128 Report

Quoted By: >>20776228 >>20778181

Daily reminder that hyanas clitoris is like a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:06:53 No.20776139 Report

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>>20776059
topkek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:13:09 No.20776228 Report

Quoted By: >>20776252 >>20776261 >>20776281 >>20776322

>>20776128
proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:15:10 No.20776252 Report

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>>20776228
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hyena+clitoris

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:16:01 No.20776261 Report

Quoted By: >>20776281 >>20776287

>>20776228
Yep, true. Female hyenas are also way higher up than male hyenas socially.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:17:39 No.20776281 Report

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>>20776228
>>20776261
To the point where even the lowest-ranking female outclasses the highest-ranking male iirc.

I also heard via word-of-mouth that it really harms the female hyena to give birth, but that's just word of mouth and I'd take that with a grain of salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:18:00 No.20776287 Report

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>>20776261
>hyenas give birth through that thing
mad respect

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:21:15 No.20776322 Report

Quoted By: >>20777287 >>20778181

>>20776228
http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html
>It also causes female reproductive organs to grow. A lot. Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena
>Although the genitalia of the male spotted hyena is typical by mammalian standards, that of the female closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, and is capable of erection.

http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/10/female-hyenas-have-a-bigger-penis-than-males/
>The female has no external vagina. She urinates and mates through her penis-like shaft—which, by the way, is capable of an erection. Even more confusing, a sac of fat and tissue, covered in thick hair, hangs behind the 18-centimeter (7 in) clitoris like some cruel mockery of the male’s scrotum.

kinda makes you understand why they are laughing all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:32:56 No.20776440 Report

Quoted By: >>20776517

>>20775083
The genitals must be pretty funky

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:40:34 No.20776517 Report

Quoted By: >>20776609

>>20776440

Pokemon don't have genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:51:12 No.20776609 Report

Quoted By: >>20776633

>>20776517
Where do eggs come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:53:32 No.20776633 Report

Quoted By: >>20776701 >>20778455

>>20776609
Arceus makes them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 06:00:08 No.20776701 Report

Quoted By: >>20776925 >>20778455

>>20776633
I am inclined to believe this. As far as I'm aware it is implied that eggs simply appear in a Pokémon s possession. Though if that were the case I can't see why it be necessary for there to be two Pokémon for this to happen.
Complicated dilemma, not worth worrying about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 06:19:40 No.20776925 Report

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>>20776701
>not worth worrying about.
nothing in poke verse is worth worrying over. we still do out of boredom.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 07:00:46 No.20777261 Report

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I'd brush female Meowstic all day, erry day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 07:04:34 No.20777287 Report

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>>20776322
Look at her 'rape time' face! look at it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 09:08:43 No.20778181 Report

Quoted By:

>>20776128
>>20776322
>ITT: hyena genitalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 09:56:23 No.20778455 Report

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>>20776633
>>20776701
>this is what little kids actually believe

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