>>20777777>I was only 9 years old >I loved Hoenn so much, I had all the gen 3 merchandise and movies >I pray to Hoenn every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Hoenn is love" I say; "Hoenn is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Hoenn >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Hoenn >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear >"Hoenn Confirmed." >He grabs me with his powerful trumpet hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Hoenn >He penetrates my butt-hole with his trumpet >It hurts so much but I do it for Hoenn >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Hoenn >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his water trumpets >My dad walks in >Hoenn looks him straight in the eyes and says >"Coming November 2014." >Hoenn leaves through my window Hoenn is love. Hoenn is life.