This thread is for ruses using the GTS primarily, but all types of ruses are welcome.
Jews make sure to flock in here and stay a while sometimes we get an ACTUAL giveaway going by a retard who's never seen this place.
Guidelines:
1. When doing a ruse, make sure you state:
>What Pokemon you are not giving away >Relevant info about said pokemon (eg. If it is shiny, has HA, etc) >What pokemon on the GTS you want people wasting their time uploading >What message the above pokemon should have to never be read. Bonus points if it's something the game will not let you input 2. When possible, troll giveaways that have already been confirmed by other people by saying "fake and "ruse".
3.Don't reply to yourself when your giveaway is finished so that people can clutter up the thread. You may wish to adopt a name or tripcode if you want to look legit.
4. Always beg giveaway hosts for specific giveaways, and make sure to shit in their face when they give you anything.
5. Event Pokémon should never be traded because that would require too much work.
6. Bring smaller giveaways like breeding leftovers here. We have too much quality and want to knock it down.
7.Make sure that all your giveaways are listed in a way so that the first letters spell out a word such as "RETARDS" or "CANCER" and be sure to offer sneaker.
Poll for this general:
http://strawpoll.me/2462139
Anonymous
>>20779213 glad to see the community decided to keep this. What mons are being given out today?
Anonymous
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>>20779221 Hoopa and Volcanion, of course.
Anonymous
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>>20779213 Why are people rigging the poll again? Vote for the second option everyone!!!!
Anonymous
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Is anyone doing sneaker giveaways, i missed the last one.
Anonymous
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No new threads, let this shit die
!mvDA6s5Dd6
Giving out 30 shiny latios in premier ball!! First to come first to get
!mvDA6s5Dd6
>>20779735 Details: HP Fire
English nickname
Timid
Comes with a Choice Scarf
Anonymous
>>20779762 disc going up! ign: ren
Anonymous
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>>20779776 thanks got the latios
Aedemiel
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20779735 Ho-Ho up, IGN:Sabmud
Anonymous
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>>20779735 you are super awesome :D thanks
Anonymous
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>>20779762 Disc up.
Ign Andres.
Anonymous
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>>20779762 In case this isn't a ruse
Disc is up
IGN Gepfel
Thanks in advance
Anonymous
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>>20779735 >>20779762 HOLY SHIT !! THANKS M8
Anonymous
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>>20779735 disc up, ign; mushuii
IGN: Markus
Tristan FC - (4511-1897-7003)
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>>20779762 Putting a Disc up now.
Anonymous
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>>20779762 got the shiny latios, you are awesome
Jojo 2836-0374-1552
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>>20779762 Disc up, Thank you so much ^^
Wraith
Anonymous
>>20779735 Got one, can i double dip please? :D
Tristan FC - (4511-1897-7003)
>>20779853 Don't be greedy.
Brandon (1005-9830-7832 : Aipom, Mincinno, Eevee)
Brandon (1005-9830-7832 : Aipom, Mincinno, Eevee) Sun 31 Aug 2014 14:01:55 No. 20779868 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20779859 shut up
thanks for the second latios :D you are a gentleman and a scholar
Anonymous
Anonymous
This thread is still trying to be relevant?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20779928 It was a ruse :))))
Anonymous
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>>20779926 Seems so, its kinda sad that this asshole of a OP changed almost if not all the rules too.
Anonymous
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That's what you deserve, we won, this thread should be dead, but instead you keep making these just to get rused
Anonymous
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GOT THE LATIOS THANKS OP
Ign:nick 3196-3009-1571
Anonymous
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>>20779735 It's a ruse. No one bother.
Ign:nick 3196-3009-1571
Giving away: 20x 5iv growliths 13x 4-5iv sythers 17x 4-5 iv abras 15x 4-5iv frokies some have protean, lemme know what nature you want of each. Disc up is recommended but ill take whatever you wanna give, and battle mansion items are always great
Anonymous
>>20780047 >20773872 >20773872 >20773872 Anonymous
>>20780120 Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
Giving out some shiny FURFROUS BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES THEM HEXAPERFECT IN LUXURYS BALL NICKNAMEABLE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20780124 I meant the /ggg/
Anonymous
This garbage thread is still kicking? You fucking idiots can't take a hint huh?
Derek 0688-5266-4452
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>>20779735 putting up a disc in case this is real
Anonymous
>>20780149 Its confusing thats for sure.
>>20780163 I really dont know why this is still going on anon
>>20780125 I disk'd up if you're not baiting. could you name it Grace
Anonymous
>>20780176 Post with ign or ill skip you
Terrance
Ok guys I've got some pokemon to give out, all are battle ready and shiny! Sneaker Hitmonchan Igglybuff Tauros Torterra Hariyama Reuniclus Exeggutor Alakazam Dedenne
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20780182 Its Kori
>>20780184 There is only one " T " in Shithead :^)
Wraith
>>20780125 I'll bite. Disc going up. Could you name it Ramesses.
Anonymous
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>>20780197 I dont do stupid nicknames sorry
Unknown
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>>20780125 Disc up for Furfrou. IGN is Unknown.
Anonymous
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>>20780184 But we already know anon why tell us also
>>20780196 was me I didnt read properly sorry
Ruse Cruise
OP Here, make sure you vote in the new poll
http://strawpoll.me/2462139/ http://strawpoll.me/2462139/ http://strawpoll.me/2462139/ Also I want to hand out some shinies to clear the name of this general that are all 5 or 6 iv. Put up a disc with the message ruse and tell me what you want
Tyranitar
Omastar
Pasharisu
Keckleon
Espeon
Kricketune
I only have a few of each, so sorry if i run out.
UA DOOM 3797-7001-3707 (Vivilion Pattern: Polar) !!42pQeBJKc4Q
UA DOOM 3797-7001-3707 (Vivilion Pattern: Polar) !!42pQeBJKc4Q Sun 31 Aug 2014 14:57:04 No. 20780261 Report Quoted By:
>>20779735 are you still online? I have been looking for a latios
Anonymous
>>20780251 >implying people are this stupid You're still being an asshole also retard thats the same poll
Lisa: 2964 9022 3850
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>>20780125 Putting a disc up in a min for one of dem furfrous. Could you name it Pocus?
Myth 3394-3800-2515
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>>20780125 Discing, can you kindly name it Donogan, thank you
Anonymous
>>20780274 >implying people are this stupid Have you been here the past couple days? You'll find the average denizen of these threads are far stupider than that.
Anonymous
I have to offer: NOTHING UNTIL THIS GENERAL DIES
Dont be a newfag
Hey it's me here with a quick lesson about filtering. Whether it be to filtering out giveaways so that you don't see them and thus not needing this thread or just filtering out this cancerous thread in general I'm going to teach with the best of my ability. Pattern: This is the field where you type in what you want to filter out from the board. "Giveaway" is a good example of something that can go here and you wont ever have to see those sort of threads again. As a side note don't bother trying to filter goodra, that faggot will get past it by typing go.odra or some other variation. Boards: Useful if you browse more boards than just /vp/. If you want to filter your pattern on only one board type in the board here. Its doesnt seem to work if you use "/" so filtering giveaways on only /vp/ would require you to type in "vp" in this field and not "/vp/". Now make sure you have the boxes that say "on" and "filter" checked and you should be back to shitposting other threads in no time. P.S.-You can also use this method to make threads you want to see be at the top just do as you would if you were going to filter them but instead of checking the "hide option" check the "top" option.
Anonymous
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>>20780307 But it not everybody anon, just all those anon completely lost in greed and shitpost constantly
Anonymous
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>>20780318 As long as these pathetic, desperate, leeching Jews still infest this board we won't see an end to handout general
Anonymous
>>20780318 Me too, and i wont give nothing out until the creator of this thread makes a public apologize recognizing that he's a retard
Anonymous
>>20780322 We know how to filter genius we just want to see this thread crash and burn
Anonymous
>>20780322 >Now make sure you have the boxes that say "on" and "filter" checked and you should be back to shitposting other threads in no time. >"filter" No such box. The people that this is targeted towards would find this confusing. It says "Hide".
Anonymous
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>>20780318 It is anon, this anon just went rogue and became the asshole "new OP" for this.
wrong thread
how is this tread even shittier than /wfg/? how is that possible??
Anonymous
I figured someone might have he decency to not make another of thee threads but I guess I was giving too much credit to greedy Jews
Dont be a newfag
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>>20780339 Good then you see that you dont need this general since everyone that voted for it said that it clogged the board up. Other anons however might need that tutorial, /vp/ has proven me wrong time and time agian about how stupid some people can be. happy trading to everyone in this thread!
Anonymous
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>>20780376 >I figured someone might have he decency to not make another of thee threads But that happened you idiot. There are plenty of people that didn't make this thread.
Anonymous
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>>20780372 It's filled to the brim with people that only come to this board to leech and take. Google anyone's friend code that posts in here and Most of the time it leads back to reddit
Anonymous
Go back to ggg, and do your own thread for your super special giveaways. Ok?
Anonymous
Dont be a newfag
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>>20780348 Thank you for the suggestion, i'll make sure to change that during the next time i give out a lesson. Some of the meakers of this thread do not know how to catalog, but i am more than happy to teach them. Till next time /spg/!
Anonymous
>>20780405 Then go back to reddit :^)
Anonymous
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>>20780411 That's impossible.
Anonymous
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>>20780405 >I'd rather have shitpost general Anonymous
Anonymous
if we all agree to mass report all future giveaway general threads this place could finally stop existing.
Anonymous
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>>20780452 Abusing the report system is against the rules.
Anonymous
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>>20780330 How did i miss this beauty of a post? OP is no more retarded than anyone who comes here to jew, shitposts and trolls, or TRIES to do an actual giveaway then gets outrused by the baiters. The last few giveaways on the actual board (where they belong) have gone super well and i even upped a disc for the first time ever instead of being the one handing shit away.
Anonymous