>>20827626My immediate thought was Excadrill because it's the closest thing to a chainsaw pokemon I could come up with. So...
Excadrill
Haxorus (because ax)
Porygon-Z (the latest model, not available to the general public. Are you jealous?)
Exploud (Screaming out Huey Lewis and the News songs to drown out the screams.)
Bisharp (Because stabby bits.)
Zoroark (Because he's so damn MPD and two-faced even he doesn't know what's real anymore.)
Also he probably has a stray Espurr he keeps around in case he meets any hungry ATMs.