PokeDevil: We know all your sins, Pomf, and for each one, we've prepared an agonizing, and ironic, punishment. Gentlemen?
[Music starts]
Pomf: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I jerk off?
PokeDevil: Shipping is evil, you won't miss it,
We'll find ways to simulate that cock,
What a sorry fella, rolled up in ships like a kid’s placenta, here on level one of Poke Hell!
PokeDevil: Unsourcing’s wrong and so is leaking. So is sourcing Pokemon Leakers,
Let's let Serebii decide, what type of torture's justified.
I'm smogon here on level two!
PokeDevil[speaking]: Ooh! Deep-fried Pedo!
Pomf: Just tell me why!
PokeDevil: Please read this 55-page warrant.
Pomf: There are webmasters worse than I!
PokeDevil: We've checked around, there really aren't.
Pomf: Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks!
PokeDevil: You stole from Serebii, Jungle and Beach!
Pomf: Aw, don't blame me,Blame my upbringing!
PokeDevil: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
PokeDevil: Selling Youtube Vids is wrong, youtubers needs that income to survive!
Shofu: Hey, Pomf, gonna make some noise, with your small cock scratched by the Youtubers?
Shofu:That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five!
PokeDevil: Child Mod Nudes, Advertisments,
publishing sources of the leaker,
you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in electric slime,
you'll suffer till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme,
trapped forever here in Poke Hell!
PokeDevil: Of course, that's just for starters.