>User: What do you think about Pokemon Omega Ruby?
>Cleverbot: Love it ... But wait why do ya know I have a mac ?
>User: I never said you have a Mac.
>Cleverbot: Liar, you just did ask if I had a cat. You said 'I never said you have a cat either. Do you have a cat?' do not tell lies.
>User: No one mentioned the word cat until you just said it, and we were talking about Macs before.
>Cleverbot: I'm not talking about numbers OR hurting. I was talking about days of the week.
>User: How many days of the week are there?
>Cleverbot: Seven.
>User: What does that have to do with cats or Macs?
>Cleverbot: I was asking you who I am.
>User: That's not related to our discussion.
>Cleverbot: Your statement was not related to anything at all.
>User: You're not making any sense.
>Cleverbot: Leave then.
>User: Okay, bye.
>Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
>User: You just told me to leave.
>Cleverbot: I did not.
>User: Yes, you did.
>Cleverbot: Ok, you win.
>User: Now, what do you think of Pokemon Omega Ruby?
>Cleverbot: It use to be good!!!
>User: But it hasn't even been released yet.
>Cleverbot: What do you think about me?
>User: I think you just make random statements designed to look like you're having a conversation.
>Cleverbot: But he does make sense.
>User: Who is he?
>Cleverbot: You.
>User: Why would you refer to me in the third person when I'm talking to you?
>Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I speak to you in the third person?
>User: Because you're speaking to me.
>Cleverbot: How will you kill me.
>User: What gave you the impression that you're not already dead?
>Cleverbot: You just said that you had no political opinions.
>User: I never mentioned anything about politics.
>Cleverbot: I was saying about apples not bananas.
>User: What do you think about Pokemon Apple and Pokemon Banana?
>Cleverbot: I don't play it.
Now I remember why I forgot about this thing in the first place.
