>>20907674>>20907723O-Oh god that's bad.
Basically a Mary Sue Saiyan named Crye (basically a Vegeta knockoff) is looking for inhabited planets, I assume for Frieza, when he crash lands at the Whirl Islands. He stumbles through a dark cave and bad writing, finds Lugia, and Lugia claims she'll (the story calls Lugia a she) kill and eat him. They have a fight, Lugia wins, but apparently is impressed at Crye's fight so instead of killing him, she "makes him a new home" in her stomach. There's once again no stomach acid, and Crye tries and fails to escape.
>"Now your in trouble missy, now I give you one last chance spit me out, or suffer the consequences," Cyre smirked telling Lugia. Lugia meanwhile noticed a golden glow coming from her belly smiling,"Do whatever parlor trick you got planned, if it is to make my belly glow your doing a nice job," Lugia smirking while speaking to Cyre. "Ok I warned, you," Cyre told her as he charged a massive amount of ki speaking the words,"Ka Me HA ME HA!!!" letting go of the massive amount of Ki.>While Cyre expect Lugia to blow up, he got a different result however, as Lugia let out a massive belch, a Ka Me Ha Me burp that blew up the ceiling of the cave reveling the light,"Whoa excuse me, but thank you Cyre," Lugia joked while patting her belly. Cyre baffled tried this many more times with the same result of the Lugia belching Ki. Crye gives up and apparently lives happily ever after in Lugia's stomach.
I know there's far, far worse out there, but this is still horrible, deserving of being posted in a cringe thread.
