I recently remembered that Absol exists. I liked it when I first played Ruby, and it's not nearly as edgy as I remember it. The simple design and yin-yang motive are rather tasteful, actually. The mega is deviantart tiert hough.

Any idea how to make it viable though, outside of having Scolipede baton pass it speed boosts and sword dances? It's got Gamefreak's favourite stat distribution: frail and slow. Doesn't learn U-Turn either, and Knock Off is a Gen V tutor move.