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Clash of the Teams!

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:47:25 No.20943112 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20943319 >>20943601 >>20943674 >>20943719 >>20943794 >>20943989 >>20944245 >>20944359 >>20945516 >>20948983 >>20955170 >>20955570 >>20957607

ORAS is nigh!

Which Team will you join to fight for the future?!

Team Magma?
Team Aqua?

Clearly /vp/ has what it takes to be an Admin, so what would your team be and what would you do to help secure victory for your Team?

>Team Roster
One Dark-type, One Poison-type and a Water or Fire-type to round out your team as an Admin.
>Mission
What is your mission to serve Maxie/Archie?
>Cause
Why did you join Team Magma/Team Aqua?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:53:52 No.20943178 Report

Quoted By: >>20955122

Team magma
Wurmple, poochyena, slugma
Mission is to rid the earth of horrible water
To make the world super dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:54:17 No.20943183 Report

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>Team Aqua

>Roster
Sableye/Crobat/Kingdra
>Mission
Defeat and recruit Gym Leaders for Team Aqua's cause.
>Cause
I prefer Water Pokemon overall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:55:47 No.20943210 Report

Quoted By: >>20943247 >>20950044

>team magma
>super serious fedora edgelords, absolutely insufferable

>team aqua
>fun, laid back, chill and don't take anything seriously, everybody is a fucking bro and good times are to be had

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:57:29 No.20943235 Report

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>Aqua

Roster: Sharpedo/Tentacruel/Walrein
Mission: Be the greatest in-game post-XY miniboss I can be.
Cause: I want more Pokemon dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:58:28 No.20943247 Report

Quoted By: >>20943318

>>20943210
>look mom I posted it again xdd
Keep it up, kid, it'll work just like how the goodrafag spammed and it worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 22:59:42 No.20943259 Report

Quoted By: >>20943330

Magma is a Ground team, you should pick a Ground pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:00:25 No.20943272 Report

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>Team Aqua
>Sableye, Toxicroak and Gyarados
>Recuit more members for Team Aqua
>Water types are the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:03:40 No.20943306 Report

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>Team Aqua

Team:Inkay/Skrelp/Tentacruel
Mission: To dismantle Team Magma's access to Pokemon Centers or any other means of medical treatment for the Pokemon.
Cause: complete disinterest in society and a bit of a nihilist streak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:04:12 No.20943318 Report

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>>20943247
>this mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:04:13 No.20943319 Report

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>>20943112
>Team
Team Magma

>Roster
Sableye, Nidoking, Blaziken

>Mission
To create more land for humanity and land pokemon. Water makes up 75% of Earth's surface, losing a bit of water area will not hurt the ecosystem, but losing more land will make life harder for humans and land pokemon.

>Cause
Utilizing Groudon's power is the best method for me to complete my mission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:04:52 No.20943330 Report

Quoted By: >>20943823

>>20943259

Could have the team layout be:

Team Aqua: Dark, Flying, Water
Team Magma: Dark, Ground, Fire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:12:50 No.20943433 Report

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>Team Magma

>Roster
Seviper, Zorua, and Delphox
>Mission
To spy on Team Aqua
>Cause
The desire for farm land to feed family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:16:50 No.20943476 Report

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TEAM MAGMA

>Team Roster
Weezing, Mightyena, Magmortar
>Mission
Fire bomb all Aqua scum
>Cause
Just to see the land burn, always wanted a front-row seat to an apocalyptic event.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:28:07 No.20943601 Report

Quoted By: >>20943643

>>20943112
>Team Magma
Nidoqueen, Torkoal and Scrafty. I think Scrafty, though from 5th gen, blends in with the earlier gens.
>Stop dem meddling kids to importunate my boss
>Because all the other teams in every other regions have been wiped out singlehandedly by kids.
Also,
>Red
>Want to fuck everything up just to farm better
>Communist Team Magma

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:32:12 No.20943643 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943601
>>Red
>>Want to fuck everything up just to farm better
>>Communist Team Magma
Holy hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:35:16 No.20943674 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
TEAM AQUA

ROSTA: CROAGUNK, MURKROW AND STARMIE.
MISSION: WOP MY WODS ON THE COUNTA.
CAUSE: L O D S E M O N E.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:39:00 No.20943719 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
>Team Magma
>Team Roster
Houndoom, Sandslash, Weezing
>Mission
Spy on Team Aqua and other meddlesome parties.
>Cause
Expand land development projects, expand farming industry, and gather minerals from dried up seas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:44:56 No.20943794 Report

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>>20943112

>Team Magma
>Zoroark/Dragalge/F-Pyroar
>Defending the base from intrusion
>Because Fuck Juan and Wallace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:45:19 No.20943798 Report

Quoted By:

Team Aqua

Gengar, Bisharp and Azumarril

I joined because I wanna get dicked down

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:47:11 No.20943823 Report

Quoted By: >>20943900

>>20943330
Team Magma's entire goal is to expand the landmass, Groudon is 'their' legendary, they use two Ground type pokmon (at least in Emerald), they're a Ground type team. Why do people always think they're Fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:51:52 No.20943878 Report

Quoted By: >>20955131

Magma
>Roster
M-Houndoom, Seviper, Heatmor
>Mission
Kill all aquaniggers
>Cause
Aryan pride

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:52:25 No.20943888 Report

Quoted By: >>20943964

I have to be a special snowflake.

I'm oppose both teams because they are fucking with the environment. Imagine me as like a Pokemon Ranger with the mentality of Captain Planet. Or a pissed off druid trying to maintain the balance. Since the Grass-type is the most affected, I will use those.

I'll still follow most of the rules, though.

>Team
Shiftry, Victreebel, Ludicolo, Breloom
>Mission
To protect the environment from actual retards.
>Cause
THE POWER...IS YOURS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Sep 2014 23:54:38 No.20943900 Report

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>>20943823
Probably because
A) Groudon becomes Ground/Fire on Primal Evolution
B) Their signature Pokemon, Camerupt, is Ground/Fire.
C) All magma Pokemon (Slugma, Numel, Heatran) are Fire-types.

That's why. It's an easy link.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:01:53 No.20943964 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943888
>Or a pissed off druid
>Since the Grass-type is the most affected, I will use those.
>To protect the environment from actual retards.
I like it. Made me chuckle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:03:59 No.20943989 Report

Quoted By: >>20944152

>>20943112
>Malamar, Nidorino, Ludicolo.
>I provide Team Aqua with Pokemon and funding by "appropriating" Pokemon, goods, and potential new recruits for our cause... Yes a few cruise ships hosting parties for strong trainers with powerful Pokemon whom maybe "persuaded" to join us... Maybe a research vessel with some interesting information or artifacts that other criminal organizations, and collectors would pay top dollar for... In short, I'm a pirate...
>To start a new era... My era... An era for those who seek true freedom... An era where a man doesn't have to conform to the laws and rules of a corrupt World Government! A new great age of piracy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:09:58 No.20944060 Report

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>Krokorok, Nidoking, Magmar
>Obtain control over the media in order to promote our agenda over the entire region
>PRAISE THE SUN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:14:35 No.20944113 Report

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Team Aqua

>Team Roster
Scrafty, Tentacruel, Wailord

>Mission
Aid key Aqua team leaders to secure important objectives.

>Cause
Want to CRAFT an Island World.

Feel as if the formation of islands would more than likely cut off large-scale industrialization projects which hurt pokemon,
and force more human-pokemon interactions for transportation & food gathering needs for local island populations.

Also, I'm tired of these god damn industrial chemical spills messing with my pokebros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:19:39 No.20944152 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943989
>Naruto
5/10 made me zehaha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:22:09 No.20944176 Report

Quoted By: >>20944180

I was gonna go for sapphire because I had ruby and because of hot daddy team leader, but dat ground lord and it's ability doe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:23:18 No.20944180 Report

Quoted By: >>20944246

>>20944176
>Wanting to use an UBER
Ultimate faggotry detected

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:26:36 No.20944205 Report

Quoted By: >>20948909 >>20948921 >>20955088

well, at least we had almost a full year without weather wars. it was fun while it lasted. rip the only good ubers meta in quite a few generations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:30:31 No.20944245 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
>Team
Primeape, Garbodor, Marowak, Hydreigon

>Mission
To destroy the habitat of zubat and tentacool.

>Cause
Destroy Zubats and Tentacools. I became evil due to my asshole grandpa throwing me into caves full of zubats and water bodies infested with tentacools.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:30:36 No.20944246 Report

Quoted By:

>>20944180
Chile please. I'll use all these new toys gf is giving us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:34:13 No.20944297 Report

Quoted By:

Team Aqua admin Rio wants to battle! (Great how my reallife nickname fits the aqua theme perfectly)

Azumarill, Jellicent, Starmie, MGyrados.

Later you can find me on the beach, chilling smoking and drinking
In a possible rematch I add Kabutops and shellsmash cloyster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:38:44 No.20944359 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
A pirate's life for me.

>Team Aqua
>Roster: Cacturne, Toxicroak, Wailord
>Mission: To defeat as many saps as possible to collect money for team Aqua's cause.
>Cause: Greed, not much money to be had in team Magnazis. Hating hot weather and dryness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 00:56:05 No.20944570 Report

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>Team Aqua

>Roster:
Nidorino/Bisharp/Cloyster
>Mission:
Keep up the front lines against Team Magma
>Cause:
To create a floating city for people and Pokemon alike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 02:29:07 No.20945516 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
MAGMA!!
>Team Roster
Krookodile, Volcarona, Croagunk
>Mission
Representative of Team Magma in Sinnoh. Mission is to get rid of that snow because Coronet is a cold shit hole.
>Cause
Coronet is a cold shit hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 09:59:28 No.20948909 Report

Quoted By: >>20949016

>>20944205
Is his arm a shoop or ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 10:02:16 No.20948921 Report

Quoted By: >>20955157

>>20944205
>Xerneas: The metagame
>Good

Ubers is doomed to be shithole regardless of anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 10:17:39 No.20948983 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
>Magma
>Hydreigon, Crobat, Houndoom
>To produce propaganda for the Mighty Magma Master Race and also stop 10 year old children before they get too powerful.
>I want to have a ridiculous amount of swag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 10:24:19 No.20949016 Report

Quoted By:

>>20948909
Looks like a failed case of foreshortening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 10:25:04 No.20949020 Report

Quoted By:

>Team Roster
Sableye, Drapion, Chandelure
>Mission
I don't know, shit's going down and I don't want to join the waterfags.
>Cause
I want my quiet waifu to ignore me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 13:35:49 No.20950025 Report

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Team Aqua.

>Team Roster
Sableye, Tentacruel, and Kingdra.
>Mission
Do whatever the fuck the boss wants, whatever. I'm honesty just here for the Shelly booty.
>Cause
SHELLY. BOOTY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 13:38:32 No.20950044 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943210
>>super serious fedora edgelords
Yet noone on team magma is an aithiest or neckbeard. Yeah there's the pudgy faggotbut, still.
You're looking for aspies anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 13:46:32 No.20950130 Report

Quoted By:

Magma
Team:Bisharp, Weezing, Volcarona
Mission: Guard Mt.Pyre
Why did I join: Marry Courtney

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 13:51:29 No.20950171 Report

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Team Aqua
Weaville, Gliscor, Azumarill
My main duty would be to do scouting work and reporting back, probably. I'd like to think I could hold my own reasonably well in a fight if it came to it though.
I'd really be in it more for the fun of being in Aqua than any actual commitment to the cause. Being a dumb happy pirate in a group of dumb happy pirates is its own reward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 13:53:56 No.20950191 Report

Quoted By: >>20950445

Team Aqua

>roster
Sableye, Nidoking, Ludicolo

>mission
To gain enough influence and take over Team Aqua with my fiesta ways.

>cause
I joined it for the beer and the bitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 14:15:07 No.20950374 Report

Quoted By: >>20954534 >>20954735

Team Galactic
Beheeyem, Magnezone, Metagross
Destroy the universe
Become a God King

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 14:19:15 No.20950412 Report

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>Villain Team
Magma, of course
>Roster
Umbreon/Roserade/Chandelure
>Mission
To create more land for humanity. To backstab Maxie and catch Groudon for myself, actually.
>Cause
I like Fire Pokemon, and the rockin' hoodies.
>Mission

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 14:23:29 No.20950445 Report

Quoted By:

>>20950191
mah nigga, excellent choices

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 15:00:01 No.20950706 Report

Quoted By: >>20957560

>Fighting for
Team Magma
>Team
Shiftry, Ariados, and Magcargo
>Mission and Cause
As a young child, a peaceful day at the beach was ruined when a large wave ruining the sand castle I was building. Ever since then, I swore to destroy the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 19:37:01 No.20953848 Report

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>Team Magma
>Roster
Absol, Drapion, and Moltres
>Mission
Fuck water.
>Cause
Cause fire dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:31:12 No.20954534 Report

Quoted By:

>>20950374
underated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 20:45:20 No.20954735 Report

Quoted By:

>>20950374
>Become a God King
>Mfw a trainer will kill you with his Hunchkrow nicknamed Dawkins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:13:48 No.20955060 Report

Quoted By:

>Magma
>Absol/Golbat/Magcargo
>retrieving the orb from Mt Pyre

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:15:55 No.20955088 Report

Quoted By:

>>20944205
But it isn't weather wars. Since the weather only lasts while they're in battle you dont have the two pussyfooting around eachother to support a bunch of swiftswimmers or chlorophyll users

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:18:32 No.20955122 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943178
>Wanting to die of heat exhaustion thanks to Groudon's new ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:19:40 No.20955131 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943878
No one in team magma is aryan though, you shitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:21:48 No.20955157 Report

Quoted By:

>>20948921
Not liking legendaries >

CAPSLOCK

CAPSLOCK Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:22:41 No.20955170 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
I'D JOIN UP WITH TEAM ROSTER. THEY SOUND LIKE SMOGONFAGS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:27:05 No.20955207 Report

Quoted By:

>team
Aqua

>roster
Toxicroak, Zoarark, and Poliwrath

>mission
steal from magma's resources

>cause
Grew up on the water. muh water

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 21:51:54 No.20955483 Report

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>Aqua

>Team Roster
Zorua/Zoroark, Skrelp/Dragalge, Lombre/Ludicolo

>All Water Roster
Frogadier/Greninja, Dragalge, Ludicolo

>Mission
Beat the hell out of anyone who interferes, rally money and people for the cause since the world is more Pokemon oriented rather than human oriented overall.

>Cause
Because due to the water cycle, rain is produced by pulling water from the oceans and circulated through the land and air and whatnot, and so if we succeed, we'll have less damage to the environment overall and nothing really fucking happens aside from heavy thunderstorms for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 22:00:15 No.20955570 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
>Team
Magma

>Roster
Weezing, Malamar, Volcarona

>Mission
To expand humanity and reduce pokemon habitats to Safari Zones and other specially designated areas

>Cause
Was attacked by a group of poochyena when I was little

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 22:01:36 No.20955585 Report

Quoted By:

>Team
Team Aqua
>Roster
Mightyena, Grimer, Sealeo
>Mission
To finally force civilization to migrate underwater
>Cause
So that m-maybe Matt-senpai notices me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 22:04:48 No.20955608 Report

Quoted By:

Team Magma

>Roster
Hydreigon, Scolipede, Mega Charizard X
>Mission
Whatever I'm told to do, however I'll obey the living shit out of Courtney.
>Cause
Groudon > Kyogre
Red > Blue
Aqua is just another PETA
Magma focuses on human development

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Sep 2014 22:54:18 No.20956225 Report

Quoted By:

team aqua

greninja, seviper, politoed
whatever really
i want a qt team aqua gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Sep 2014 00:33:39 No.20957560 Report

Quoted By:

>>20950706
That's literally Maxie's reason for Team Magma.

Have you even read Nuzlocke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Sep 2014 00:38:04 No.20957607 Report

Quoted By:

>>20943112
Team Aqua
>Team Roster
Absol, Crobat, Vaporeon
>Mission
Ending the fucking drought in California
>Cause
for Archie's massive pirate cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Sep 2014 01:11:59 No.20958074 Report

Quoted By:

>Team
Magma.
>Roster
Crobat, Weavile and Magmortar.
>Cause
Waifu Courtney.

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