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according to sinnoh mythology, yes, humans are/were pokemon
at some point, a human and pokemon were separate enough to be distinctive from each other, but still close enough to "marry" each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 01:10:06 No.20973047 Report

Quoted By: >>20990137 >>20990162

If humans weren't pokemon you wouldn't get trainers with extreme attunement to certain pokemon types.

Sabrina and Caitlin are real psychics
Maylene is stronger and has more endurance than most humans despite being a loli.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:24:13 No.20976760 Report

Quoted By: >>20976766

>>20973025
Can you catch yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:25:48 No.20976766 Report

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>>20976760
Can you catch myself?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:28:31 No.20976771 Report

Quoted By: >>20976782 >>20990473

>>20973041
If only...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:32:03 No.20976782 Report

Quoted By: >>20976805 >>20983813 >>20990278

>>20976771
>not even in the human-like egg group
>likes amorphous shit

don't you want babies anon?

step up your game senpai, superior waifu here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:36:50 No.20976805 Report

Quoted By: >>20976811 >>20976816

>>20976782
>don't you want babies anon?
Not really. But if it comes diwn to that there is always adopting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:37:53 No.20976811 Report

Quoted By: >>20976816

>>20976805
Down*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:38:22 No.20976816 Report

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>>20976805
>>20976811
These are mienfoo babies anon, but with shit IVs and nature thanks to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:46:56 No.20976855 Report

Quoted By: >>20976911

>>20972983

Because Pokéballs are designed to fail to work on humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:55:19 No.20976911 Report

Quoted By: >>20976945

>>20976855
> designed to fail

So theoreticaly you could not design it to fail and it would work on humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 08:59:06 No.20976928 Report

Quoted By: >>20976940

Someone post that pic of Charles Darwin surrounded by pokemon stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:01:07 No.20976940 Report

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>>20976928

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:02:06 No.20976945 Report

Quoted By: >>20976959

>>20976911

Yes, although being caught (badum-tisch) using illegally modified Pokéballs is a serious offence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:04:22 No.20976959 Report

Quoted By: >>20977009

>>20976945
They cant catch you if you catch them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:12:35 No.20977009 Report

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>>20976959
But then you gotta catch 'em all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:14:17 No.20977015 Report

Quoted By: >>20977087 >>20977148

TFW you probably have shit IVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:29:47 No.20977087 Report

Quoted By: >>20977148 >>20977237 >>20983094

>>20977015
Me
Nature: Rash
IVs
HP: 20
ATT: 22
DEF:11
SP.ATT:20
SP.DEF: 7
SPEED:2

Why couldn't my father use Destiny Knot so i could abtain his perfect Attack and Defense IVs :'(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 09:45:54 No.20977148 Report

Quoted By: >>20990425

>>20977015
>>20977087

But does that mean humans in the Pokemon world practice the same chain incest rituals that take place in Pokemon day cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:10:57 No.20977225 Report

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*unzips Pokeball*

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:15:58 No.20977237 Report

Quoted By: >>20977255

>>20977087
>abtain
That's not a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:20:20 No.20977255 Report

Quoted By: >>20977263

>>20977237
looks like his special attack ivs are lower than he's saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:21:32 No.20977263 Report

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>>20977255
#rekt
nice Blast Burn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:49:43 No.20977364 Report

Quoted By: >>20977687 >>20979219 >>20979283 >>20990295

What type do humans in the Pokemon world have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 10:55:31 No.20977385 Report

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>>20972826
Can't find a link, but somebody (I think IGN?) asked Masuda this question in an interview and he denied it, and seemed confused about why anybody would think that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 11:04:48 No.20977422 Report

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so they say

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 12:06:28 No.20977687 Report

Quoted By: >>20977812

>>20977364
I'd say most are Normal, with some dual typed with Fighting or Psychic, with a few exceptions. It would make sense, with Ghosts generally not directly attacking humans, and instead fucking around with furniture and dolls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 12:32:51 No.20977799 Report

Quoted By: >>20978106

I remember an interview where I think Masuda stated that humans weren't Pokemon.
But they used to be, according to Sinnoh myths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 12:37:36 No.20977812 Report

Quoted By: >>20977839

>>20977687
Also Dark and Dark/Ground types

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 12:47:52 No.20977839 Report

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>>20977812
Dark/Ground humans ? Z-zombies ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 13:44:53 No.20978106 Report

Quoted By: >>20979375

>>20977799
Kababra's Yellow dex says that one day a boy woke up and he was a Kadabra.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 13:58:08 No.20978183 Report

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>most annoying wild pokemon thread

Number one for me is purugly back in sinnoh.
>Swagger
>high speed even tho its fat as fuck

second wouldbe boldore or geodude after gen 4, sturdy is annoying to deal with when training.

third pelipper in gen 3
>protect
>stockpile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 16:14:39 No.20979219 Report

Quoted By:

>>20977364

Humans are Normal type with Protean ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 16:21:40 No.20979283 Report

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>>20977364
Human type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 16:30:18 No.20979375 Report

Quoted By: >>20979393

>>20978106
That's really relevant since it's a one time story and sounds like a legend anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 16:31:21 No.20979393 Report

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>>20979375
not really*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 17:48:25 No.20980077 Report

Quoted By: >>20982993 >>20990924

No. Cause humans got babies and pokémon are born fully growed from egg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 22:01:32 No.20982993 Report

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>>20980077
Have you ever seen human birth in Pokemon?

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 22:10:04 No.20983094 Report

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>>20977087
>high special attack
>calling yourself clever'

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 22:12:11 No.20983112 Report

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Who ever said you couldn't catch a human? It's not like you ever even get the option to in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 23:02:17 No.20983813 Report

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>>20976782
Egg Groups =/= Biochemical barriers

We've got cats fucking whales and making babies. If that's possible, then the idea of two humanoids producing a viable offspring wouldn't be that far off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:16:40 No.20988673 Report

Quoted By: >>20990324

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2012/11/23/pok-233-mon-39-s-burning-questions.aspx

tl;dr: Word of God says humans are separate from Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 07:36:24 No.20989746 Report

Quoted By: >>20990123

Yes, but what is our typing and learnset?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 08:54:59 No.20990123 Report

Quoted By: >>20990197

>>20989746
Humans are fairy/ fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 08:56:50 No.20990137 Report

Quoted By: >>20990162

>>20973047
>Maylene is stronger and has more endurance than most humans despite being a loli.

maylene's age is never stated and she looks closer to a teenager than the children, pedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:01:39 No.20990162 Report

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>>20973047
>implying pokemons only know moves inside their type

>>20990137
what does pedophile has anything to do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:08:00 No.20990197 Report

Quoted By: >>20990218

>>20990123
>Fairy
>not Dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:09:59 No.20990204 Report

Quoted By: >>20990218

I keep seeing this thread and all I want is more rosa + may

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:12:32 No.20990218 Report

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>>20990204
Go gelbooru or pixiv

>>20990197
Why dark? Humans are daytime creatures that strive for order. there is evil in our heart, but we aren't dark type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:33:39 No.20990278 Report

Quoted By: >>20990301

>>20976782
>Human-like egg group
>Drowzee
>Magmar
>Spinda
>Alakazam
What a shit label.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:37:38 No.20990295 Report

Quoted By: >>20990305

>>20977364
they dont, they are the only typeless pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:38:51 No.20990301 Report

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>>20990278
It just dawned on me-
Hypno is in the human-like egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:39:52 No.20990305 Report

Quoted By: >>20990365

>>20990295
Type ??? than?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:44:07 No.20990324 Report

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>>20988673
all that says in a taxonomic sense is that Pokemon and humans aren't in the same clade not weather or not there in any way realated

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 09:53:38 No.20990365 Report

Quoted By: >>20990866

>>20990305
presumably not

people don't go around using curse on people they don't like

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 10:19:47 No.20990425 Report

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>>20977148
Why do you think royalty did it? Purity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 10:31:59 No.20990473 Report

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>>20976771
I heard somewhere that Rangers hunt down pokephiles? Is that true? Is it real lore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 10:48:22 No.20990522 Report

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>>20973041
Yeeeah! I want to marry a Groudon and fuck it hard because we caannNç

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:06:08 No.20990752 Report

Quoted By: >>20990777 >>20990895 >>20990944 >>20990945

http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/egg/human-like.shtml

Which one would you breed with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:13:41 No.20990777 Report

Quoted By:

>>20990752
bisharp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:29:08 No.20990866 Report

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>>20990365
Yes we do. How long have you been on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:35:58 No.20990895 Report

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>>20990752
Lopunny
Lucario
Come at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:41:52 No.20990924 Report

Quoted By: >>20991342

>>20980077
For the record, they're not really eggs they're magic cradles or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:46:02 No.20990944 Report

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>>20990752
Gothorita
But seriously, none.
why can't i have a gardevoir? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 12:46:31 No.20990945 Report

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>>20990752

Illumise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 13:13:45 No.20991073 Report

Quoted By: >>20991082

The data is inconclusive. Pokemon would seem to replace animals in this world, but the dex references them all the time. Even their classifications reference them. Where did humans come from? Who the heck knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 13:16:10 No.20991082 Report

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>>20991073
Humans are ancient aliens.>>20991073

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 14:17:37 No.20991342 Report

Quoted By: >>20991783

>>20990924
>Something a single old man speculates on.
>Gets taken as absolute fact.
Dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 15:30:44 No.20991783 Report

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>>20991342
Not to mention that it doesn't hold weight, as some pokemon hatch as being unable to breed, which means they are not ready to be on their own.

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