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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:26:17 No.20981849 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20981861 >>20981871 >>20981879 >>20981880 >>20982130 >>20985057 >>20988406

>yfw pokemon are easier to raise than children

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:27:27 No.20981855 Report

Quoted By: >>20981869 >>20987244

> not raising six kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:27:52 No.20981861 Report

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>>20981849
>yfw raising a Pokemon is like raising a pet dog
No shit it's easier than raising a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:28:29 No.20981869 Report

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>>20981855
>2014
>having children
>overpopulation
>not living a life dedicated to video games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:28:38 No.20981871 Report

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>>20981849
They're cheaper, cleaner, quieter, and more obedient.

Why the fuck do we need kids, again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:28:59 No.20981875 Report

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>>20981869
>being alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:29:21 No.20981879 Report

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>>20981849
>kids able to raise Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:29:22 No.20981880 Report

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>>20981849

Who knew playing a video game would be easier than caring for a living being?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:30:16 No.20981885 Report

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>>20981875
Why bother, Anon? People only let you down anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:30:30 No.20981888 Report

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>>20981875
>implying you can't have loving sex with your Pokemon(s)
Fucking casual. Its as if the only thing you do with Pokemon is breed them with each other and make them fight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:31:53 No.20981901 Report

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>>20981885
I didn't come here to feel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:33:14 No.20981916 Report

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>>20981888
You can also enter them in contests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:35:11 No.20981936 Report

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>>20981885
With that attitude it's no wonder you're all alone

I wouldn't want to be around you either

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:35:46 No.20981944 Report

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:39:31 No.20981990 Report

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>>20981885
>tfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:40:37 No.20981996 Report

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>>20981888
Can't argue with those trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:45:39 No.20982075 Report

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>>20981888
Good job living in your fantasy and not accepting reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:49:23 No.20982130 Report

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>>20981849
Thread Theme Song: http://youtu.be/4pXWiG2B4zk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:54:00 No.20982197 Report

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>>20982130

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 20:55:13 No.20982207 Report

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>>20981996
I want to marry gliscor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:00:44 No.20982267 Report

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>>20981875
>being so dependant that you don't like being alone
>thinking that having kids is better than having friends

Anon, pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:05:17 No.20982329 Report

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>>20981869
Overpopulation is only in China and India, and that's only in specific parts of those countries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:09:11 No.20982381 Report

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>>20982075
>not becoming a wizard and creating your own fantasies

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:23:36 No.20982547 Report

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>>20982329

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:48:39 No.20982841 Report

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Alright /vp/
Go to http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ and roll for 6 Pokemon, including Legendaries and NFE Pokemon.
You now have 6 children based off of those 6 Pokemon, how fucked are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 21:51:01 No.20982869 Report

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go away Serena

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Sep 2014 22:54:05 No.20983690 Report

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>>20982841
> Magcargo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 00:25:24 No.20985046 Report

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If pokemon was real, you'd all suck at it because you don't have the capacity to care for a living creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 00:25:55 No.20985057 Report

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>>20981849
I wanna stick my dick in Serena.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 00:26:50 No.20985076 Report

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>>20985057
nobody cares ash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 02:20:53 No.20986627 Report

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>>20982075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA3WGf9pX0A

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 02:25:50 No.20986675 Report

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>>20981888
Couldn't people breed with human-like Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 02:27:34 No.20986702 Report

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>>20985046
I do, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:14:46 No.20987227 Report

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>>20986675
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:16:24 No.20987244 Report

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>>20981855
>>20981869
>not raising six kids
>not putting your seventh kid in a box

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:17:34 No.20987258 Report

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>>20986675
And possibly Field Pokemon also.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:18:46 No.20987273 Report

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>>20986675
I would give anything to do a "compatibility test" with Kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:21:02 No.20987300 Report

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>>20986675
>>20987258
I want to impregnate a Zoroark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:21:13 No.20987304 Report

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>>20987273
It's a little girl, you sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 03:33:57 No.20987471 Report

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>>20987304
> girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:49:10 No.20988322 Report

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>>20982841
Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:50:13 No.20988326 Report

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Cause a pokemon is not real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:52:09 No.20988341 Report

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>>20986675
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:52:36 No.20988346 Report

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>>20987273
It's Amorphous and humans would most likely be in the Field and Human-like groups.

Do the math.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:52:58 No.20988351 Report

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>>20981885
An eight hour feel still hits at the speed of light, instantly.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:53:46 No.20988361 Report

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>>20982841

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:57:54 No.20988406 Report

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>>20981849
Speak for yourself, i have to ride a bike all day to get a perfect pokemon that i can use in battle. So far my three kids have all been born battle ready on the first try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:58:41 No.20988418 Report

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You autistic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 04:59:51 No.20988437 Report

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>>20986675
I don't know anon, but i'm sure as hell gonna try.

Where do you think we are?

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Where do you think we are? Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:00:32 No.20988443 Report

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>>20988418
Where do you think we are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:01:56 No.20988460 Report

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>>20986675
You could at the very least breed with a ditto. Think about it it'd look EXACTLY like you except have lady parts. I'd hit me

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela

cj 2337 4495 9661 quilladin swadloon tangela Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:04:50 No.20988517 Report

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>>20988361
Your third and fifth child will be ridiculed by the others, because they were born with no legs. And the sixth is a downy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:07:28 No.20988551 Report

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>>20986675
>implying you can only breed with human-like Pokemon.

Broaden your horizon anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:09:39 No.20988587 Report

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>>20988551
This anon gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 05:10:26 No.20988601 Report

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>>20988551
This, see >>20987258

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 07:39:43 No.20989766 Report

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But raising a child is more fullfilling.
(still waiting on princess maker 5 trans)

>>20981869
>losing the demographic race

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 11:02:06 No.20990572 Report

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>>20986675
I'm sure as hell gonna try

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Sep 2014 11:15:08 No.20990600 Report

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>>20981916

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