>walking around through the woods with my pet Starly
>see a stranger come plowing his way through
>politely introduce myself and ask if he'd like to have a friendly pokemon battle
>start telling him about my Starly so he'll know what Pokemon would make for a good match
>asshole isn't even listening to me
>asshole brings out SIX (6) Pokemon
>uses some fire type I've never heard of that's like 10 levels higher than mine, so I don't even have a chance
>manage to get in one attack before my poor Starly is mercilessly burned to unconsciousness
>try to offer him some congratulations, but he quickly shuffles off muttering something about "muh PP..."
Goddamn what a tryhard fag.
