Okay, so. I just found out I have pubic lice. So being the weirdo little shit I am I decided to make a "crabs"/STD themed team while I'm stuck at home this weekend de-lousing and washing literally everything that can be washed in my house. I did get tested for everything else and I'm clean otherwise, thank goodness. Just the crabs.;-;

I'm thinking Galvantula and Kingler to rep the crab end of things. Reuniclus for HIV. Maybe Weezing for HPV/genital warts. What else do you guys think I should add? Syphilis? Herpes? What other venereal disease deserves a slot and what pokemon represents them the best?

Also, general themed team thread. They don't have to be competitively viable, but I don't think it hurts if you try to optimize a little.