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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:46:56 No.21038567 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21038572 >>21038596 >>21038604 >>21038612 >>21038637 >>21038663 >>21038765 >>21038859

tell a secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:48:06 No.21038572 Report

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>>21038567
why would I tell you a secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:48:09 No.21038573 Report

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I put my Pokemon Ruby in my underwear once to fuck May

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:51:50 No.21038596 Report

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>>21038567
I trimmed some of my pubes and put them in a friends milk because he was being a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:54:19 No.21038604 Report

Quoted By: >>21039128

>>21038567
omelette du fromage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:57:04 No.21038612 Report

Quoted By: >>21038618

>>21038567
I havr never battled online

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:58:26 No.21038618 Report

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>>21038612
At all or on cartridge?
I've only battled online on showdown

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 09:59:35 No.21038628 Report

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>>21038596
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:02:01 No.21038637 Report

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>>21038567
me and my friend were like 13 or 14 watching porn because we're bored. Sitting on separate couches in the dark, we start to jerk off. After a while my eyes accidentally wander and I see my friend jerking off. All of a sudden he shudders and immediately jerks at maximum speed, cum streaming everywhere, my jaw drops, I instantly start cumming. Best orgasm of my life. What am I doing wrong in my life, /vp/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:03:11 No.21038641 Report

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>>21038637
you're not fucking your friend

Adolf

Adolf Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:03:59 No.21038642 Report

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I'm gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:06:05 No.21038649 Report

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I'm gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:06:08 No.21038650 Report

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my secrets are none of your business

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:08:28 No.21038657 Report

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>>21038628
I would have just hit him but we were on holiday and fighting would have ruined the trip for the group so I took a more passive approach for revenge.

Best part was he'd always leave his dirty dishes around the hotel room, and he had a glass of milk one morning and left the glass on the table and I looked in it and there was pubes at the bottom of the glass lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:09:25 No.21038663 Report

Quoted By: >>21038668

>>21038567
I'm actually a guy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:10:19 No.21038668 Report

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>>21038663
no way, this place is for girls only, go away stalker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:10:40 No.21038669 Report

Quoted By: >>21038689

>>21038641
I don't even wanna fuck him, can't into anal, I just wanna watch him jerk off. What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:14:19 No.21038689 Report

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>>21038669
Calmly ask him if you can watch him jerk off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:16:56 No.21038708 Report

Quoted By: >>21038756

>>21038689
He lives in Hawaii and we haven't spoken in years. Maybe if he's ever back around these parts I'll ask him to hang out/drink or whatever and then be like "dude, let's jerk off" he's bi, it could work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:17:38 No.21038712 Report

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you had one job, and you managed to fuck it up. you knew your boyfriend was a sack of shit, and yet you insisted on him. i guess you're lucky for lots of things, but somehow, it has to compensate for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:25:36 No.21038756 Report

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>>21038708
It could work, yes. Good luck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:29:02 No.21038765 Report

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>>21038567

I sleep with an Enfield No.2 Mk1 revolver under my pillow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:32:05 No.21038783 Report

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it's leviosa no leviosà!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:32:34 No.21038786 Report

Quoted By: >>21038820 >>21039014

>have internet relationship with a girl for 3 years
>turns out the girl was gay guy
>still in a relationship with him and we meet every weekend
>he likes to crossdress just for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:34:01 No.21038796 Report

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I jerk off to gay thoughts then become repulsed to moment I finish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:40:47 No.21038820 Report

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>>21038786
>three years
>you never Skype'd once over that time

Nigger what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:48:34 No.21038859 Report

Quoted By: >>21038900

>>21038567
>/vp/
>people posting off-topic bullshit
I don't like the Water starters, and I find Charizard kind of pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:56:51 No.21038897 Report

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We need to kill all the gay people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 10:57:16 No.21038900 Report

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>>21038859
>not liking charizard
If you go on /vp/ its not much of a secret

I have fantasies with my gf about fucking each other as a hex maniac and a gen 3 collector

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 11:23:47 No.21039014 Report

Quoted By: >>21039096

>>21038786
So you guys smush or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 11:27:51 No.21039035 Report

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i'm actually straight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 11:42:40 No.21039096 Report

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>>21039014
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Sep 2014 11:50:27 No.21039128 Report

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>>21038604
just finished that episode cause i never watched it
>that ending

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