I hate this stupid fucking lion. It's on every single fucking team I play against. Whenever I see it's stupid mustache-clad face I feel my fists clench and my blood begin to boil. Just seeing that fucking floating lion it fucking ruins my day. It always runs the stupid "MUH PEBBLES" set, except when it doesn't and revenges me with the fucking Choice Scarf set. Not only that, but the stupid fucking vacant expression on its moronic face sends me into a frustrated rage. Do you see how it's raising its eyebrow? It fucking knows I hate it, and it's almost as if it's trying to say "Well what the fuck are you going to do about it, you little bitch?" Why the hell does a flying lion even exist? Why is its tail a fucking piece of fried calamari? Why does it have a marshmallow behind it's head? It makes no sense, holy fucking shit.