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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:23:53 No.21053959 View View Reply Original Report

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Which one would you want to try, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:26:01 No.21053977 Report

Quoted By: >>21054036

>>21053959
Recipes. Now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:26:13 No.21053980 Report

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The leafeon and umbreon ones could be a lot better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:26:33 No.21053984 Report

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>>21053959
>leafeon looks like shit
Why does this not surprise me

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:28:10 No.21054009 Report

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>>21053959
>that disgusting umbreon drink

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:30:14 No.21054036 Report

>>21053977

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:31:25 No.21054048 Report

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>>21054036
My sweet tooth needs those Eevee and Sylveon drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:50:06 No.21054232 Report

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>>21054036
Well, in that case, Vaporeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:53:46 No.21054271 Report

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>>21054036
They honestly sound like shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:54:25 No.21054277 Report

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>>21054036
Glaceon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:54:47 No.21054280 Report

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>>21054036
One Vaporeon please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:59:01 No.21054350 Report

Quoted By: >>21054420 >>21055847

>>21054036
Eevee and Sylveon. Everything else looks like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 18:59:50 No.21054363 Report

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Leafeon looks like mashed potatoes - the drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:01:16 No.21054379 Report

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Glaceon, definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:02:43 No.21054397 Report

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Leafeon looks minty, I'd probably try that first. If it turns out to be shit, I'd go for eevee or sylveon. Umbreon is a last resort. Wouldn't touch the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:04:31 No.21054420 Report

Quoted By: >>21054809

>>21054350
>only liking the sugary cakey ones
Just how underage are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:05:41 No.21054438 Report

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>>21053959
Glaceon and Sylveon look nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:08:05 No.21054462 Report

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>>21054036
There's too much shit in most of those things. I bet he didn't even calculate the proportions.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:15:08 No.21054548 Report

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>>21054036

Eevee, but only because I've never had a cake-y drink and it sounds intriguing.

Intrigue aside, my tastes lean toward what's in the Vaporeon. I fucking love pineapples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:35:07 No.21054742 Report

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>>21054036
Vaporeon is the only one that sounds like it might be alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:42:56 No.21054809 Report

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>>21054420
I just love sweet things and dislike alcohol, man. To each their own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 19:50:04 No.21054870 Report

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>>21053959
Leafeon for bear grylls. Count me in for that one aswell!
..and a vaporeon after...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:11:03 No.21055795 Report

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>>21054036
So are the segments natural or what?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:12:35 No.21055818 Report

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>>21054048

MAH NIGGA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:15:06 No.21055847 Report

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>>21054350
This.

I hate alcohol, if I'm going to get wasted it better fucking taste good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:18:02 No.21055885 Report

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These all seem terrible. Half of them are diabetes in a glass. I realize that all of this shit is needed to give them the correct coloration, but they all seem absolutely undrinkable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:19:37 No.21055899 Report

Quoted By: >>21056639

>>21053959
>tfw you want to try all these fancy drinks but you can never order them those rare times when you go out because they're expensive as shit and you'd be perceived as a faggot, so you suck it and end up drinking beer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:27:04 No.21055960 Report

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ITT: Proof /vp/ never goes to clubs/bars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:27:26 No.21055965 Report

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>>21054036
None because all of these drinks are for faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:28:00 No.21055969 Report

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>>21055960

I wouldn't be caught dead in a club.

Bars, though... yes, often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:30:46 No.21056001 Report

Quoted By: >>21056442 >>21056490

>>21055960
Why would I want to be surrounded by inebriated extroverts who insist on invading my personal space?

I might go to a bar if it isn't completely trashy, but the day I go to a club is the day I commit mass murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:30:49 No.21056003 Report

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>>21055960
My local pub and my lads would like words with you.
Not that we drink anything but beer but words nonetheless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:32:22 No.21056012 Report

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>>21055960
>going into a club

Boy the perspective of being in an enclosed space with extremely loud shitty music bursting everywhere sure sounds good, especially with how little space you get for yourself

Bars are cool though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 21:36:15 No.21056046 Report

Quoted By: >>21056452 >>21060339

>>21055960
>/vp/ never goes to clubs

Damn straight. Why do I want to get drunk with hundreds of people who aren't my friends?

>never goes to bars

Now that's bullshit.

Anyway, all the drinks in OP's pic are a bit too novelty for my taste. They're probably pretty fun to mix just for the hell of it, but I can't imagine them tasting like anything other than a mess. As someone who knows a thing or two about mixology: you can't just throw everything in and expect it to come out go. Good ingredients do not necessarily combine to make a good result.

Not to mention the person who made the pic didn't even include the fucking proportions, which is half the battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:11:06 No.21056442 Report

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>>21056001

*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:11:46 No.21056452 Report

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>>21056046

Not like proportionality really matters when one of your ingredients is fucking *cake* vodka or similar shit. Anyone who wants that in a drink is obviously more interested in disguising the alcohol behind sugar than in drinking anything resembling a well-made cocktail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:12:50 No.21056463 Report

Quoted By: >>21056474 >>21060818

>>21053959
I don't drink alcohol, I really dislike it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:13:32 No.21056474 Report

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>>21056463
Thanks for letting us know. Really adds to the conversation.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:16:07 No.21056490 Report

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>>21056001

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:17:11 No.21056504 Report

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>>21056474
K

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:17:29 No.21056507 Report

Quoted By: >>21059238

>>21054036
Eevee's looks good.
Vaporeon's has rum and that's good.
Jolteon's sounds faggy but probably pretty tasty
Flareon, I don't like whiskey so nope.
Espeon, not very much into Vodka
Umbreon looks pretty good to me
Glaceon, again, rum is good
Leafeon's sounds tasty but looks like shit
Sylveon's look very girly but might taste good, not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:20:07 No.21056540 Report

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>>21055960
I would rather go to the range in my free time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:21:30 No.21056561 Report

Quoted By: >>21056576 >>21056590 >>21059864

>mixing drinks
Am I the only one that likes the taste of straight vodka?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:22:35 No.21056576 Report

Quoted By: >>21056624

>>21056561
Tastes like bug spray to me. Idk guess I'm just a pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:23:42 No.21056590 Report

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>>21056561
I can't stand the taste of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:26:26 No.21056624 Report

Quoted By: >>21056650

>>21056576
Maybe it's just the deja vu I get from having to clean all my NES games when I was little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:27:41 No.21056639 Report

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>>21055899
Wow, you are such a beta anon.

Real men get what they feel like and if they have a sweet tooth (like I do) they get the twink drinks and that's the end of it.

Get a pair sonny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:28:20 No.21056650 Report

Quoted By: >>21056685 >>21056726 >>21056773 >>21059864 >>21061667

>>21056624
Maybe. I always used soap.

I just can't stand alcohol. Doesn't matter if it's vodka or beer or rum or whatever it just tastes awful and horribly bitter to me and burns my throat. I just honestly don't understand how people can stand it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:30:47 No.21056685 Report

Quoted By: >>21056702

>>21056650

It's very much an acquired taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:32:10 No.21056702 Report

Quoted By: >>21056720 >>21056723 >>21056779

>>21056685
It's not even the taste half the time (though I do dislike it) the burning makes me nauseous and makes me choke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:33:54 No.21056720 Report

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>>21056702
your throat just needs to git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:34:15 No.21056723 Report

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>>21056702
Have you tried not being a little bitch??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:34:24 No.21056726 Report

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>>21056650
I personally enjoy beer, tequila and rum. I can't stand the taste of whiskey or vodka. I rarely ever drink though, even if I go out, and even if I do, as soon as I start to feel a bit dizzy I also feel a bit nauseous and can't drink anymore. Like seriously, I think I've only been drunk less than 10 times in my life.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:38:58 No.21056773 Report

Quoted By: >>21057013 >>21059160

>>21056650

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:39:54 No.21056779 Report

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>>21056702

Sounds like you're drinking pretty shitty alcohol, then. It happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 22:39:59 No.21056782 Report

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from reading the ingredients i'd like espeon the best. i love chambord and cranberry. i'm always partial to berry flavoured things.
glaceon could be good too. it sounds cool and refreshing.
i'm not into the sickly, indulgent creamy ones at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 23:02:12 No.21057013 Report

Quoted By: >>21057029 >>21057073

>>21056773
Yeah yeah I get it anon, I'm a complete and utter social outcast because drinking any and all alcohol causes me physical pain.

Not being sarcastic mind you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 23:03:32 No.21057029 Report

Quoted By: >>21059677

>>21057013
Just smoke pot dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Sep 2014 23:07:56 No.21057073 Report

Quoted By: >>21059160

>>21057013

You don't need to be an outcast just because you don't drink. Speaking as someone who enjoys alcohol and goes out drinking with friends a lot, we wouldn't ostracize someone just because they don't drink. Not drinking doesn't mean that someone can't be fun to hang out with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 01:15:49 No.21058681 Report

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>>21054462
Considering they're Eeveelution cocktails I imagine they were made by a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 01:53:36 No.21059160 Report

Quoted By: >>21059204

>>21057073
>wouldn't ostracize
>posts >>21056773

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 01:58:55 No.21059204 Report

Quoted By: >>21059219

>>21059160
How the fuck do you even know those were the same people who posted, idiot.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:00:23 No.21059219 Report

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>>21059204

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:01:50 No.21059238 Report

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>>21056507
Well, fireball may be whiskey, but it tastes like red hot candy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:23:04 No.21059593 Report

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Are these hard or soft drinks? I don't want to be a disgusting alcoholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:29:18 No.21059677 Report

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>>21057029
This.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:41:32 No.21059864 Report

Quoted By: >>21060025 >>21060166

>>21056561
I do too.
I don't know, I only drink stuff that I like the taste straight, that includes vodka and wine.
>>21056650 and I'll say it again a hundred times, beer doesn't tastes like alcohol.

>>21054036
>>21053959
I'll leave this here
http://www.themarysue.com/evolving-pokemon-cocktails/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:51:08 No.21060025 Report

Quoted By: >>21060054

>>21059864
Go figure she only did the Kanto starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:52:57 No.21060054 Report

Quoted By: >>21060085

>>21060025
Something is better than nothing.
At least she did them right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:54:26 No.21060085 Report

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>>21060054
I suppose. I'd drink them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 02:59:23 No.21060166 Report

Quoted By: >>21060339

>>21059864
iced dawn detergent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 03:11:11 No.21060339 Report

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>>21060166
Yeah anon, everybody drinks detergent to have fun.
>>21056046
Well, she did gave some proportions.
http://meowpurrnom.tumblr.com/post/62758962133/say-hello-to-my-eeveelution-cocktail-menu-due-to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 03:52:59 No.21060818 Report

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>>21056463
Cool.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 22 Sep 2014 04:02:24 No.21060909 Report

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>>21054036
Vaporeon because it sounds like the least likely to make me puke. Cake vodka. You get out of here with that.

Umbreon doesn't look half bad, either.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 04:10:16 No.21060997 Report

Quoted By: >>21061023 >>21061064

>>21054036
I'd pick the only one with tequila. jolteon.

flareon sounds disgusting but i hate fireball.

have tried a bunch of sweet vanilla and cake vodkas. cute idea for a party. expensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 04:12:42 No.21061023 Report

Quoted By: >>21061084

>>21060997
look again, leafeon has tequila

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Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 04:16:11 No.21061064 Report

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>>21060997

change jolteons recipe not to have redbull:

2 part agave tequila
1 part triple sec
1 part schnapps
+lime juice +mix +optional amaretto/grand marnier floater on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 04:18:55 No.21061084 Report

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>>21061023
leafeon looks good too, minus the ginger/mint.
I live where it's hot, mint isn't refreshing during summertime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 06:11:56 No.21061667 Report

Quoted By: >>21062336 >>21062409

>>21056650
High five!

Hate social gatherings.
Hate the pressure to drink shit-tasting organ-liquefying alcoholic stuff.

You like the taste? You like stressing your brain and liver cells? You like the loss of self-control?
Well, fine, drink all you want.

But don't pressure me into drinking, asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 08:42:40 No.21062316 Report

Quoted By: >>21062409

Sylveon is easily my least favorite eeveelution, but holy shit does that drink look tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 08:48:27 No.21062336 Report

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>>21061667
The asshole is you right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 08:48:45 No.21062337 Report

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Jolteon looks like it would be best for getting drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 09:01:39 No.21062386 Report

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>>21054036
Vaporeon is objectively the best option, just like the games.

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE

Team Flare Boss Lysandre !2DrkZFLarE Mon 22 Sep 2014 09:06:39 No.21062409 Report

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>>21061667
>omg the pressure

Drink if you want, don't drink if you don't. But you have no right to look down on people who do so as long as they're drinking responsibly.

>>21062316
It's got an entire strawberry shortcake ice cream bar in it. I don't think I could stomach it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 09:24:54 No.21062481 Report

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>>21054036
>Umbreon
Looking good until
>Orange juice
Why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 09:28:23 No.21062491 Report

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>>21053959
They all taste like semen, don't they.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 09:37:34 No.21062513 Report

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>>21054036
What is all the shit in Leafeons glass then? Looks like it has pillow fluff in it or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 11:04:34 No.21062861 Report

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>>21054036
Shit they're alcoholic bevarages? Never mind then, I'm a non-drinker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 11:12:07 No.21062893 Report

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>>21053959
>>21054036

this guy really seems to like sprite
i'd try Vaporeon anyway, it sounds alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 11:14:39 No.21062906 Report

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>>21054036
Vaporeon or Flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 11:18:38 No.21062912 Report

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>>21053959
>>21054036
Top three that I'd want to try:
>Eevee, Espeon, Sylveon

Honorable mention:
>Leafeon, looks like shit but the ingredients seem good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 11:23:42 No.21062935 Report

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>>21053959
I can get that Leafeon was meant to look more 'earthy' but it looks like pure dirt, it really needs green to compensate and make it look more minty.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 12:05:21 No.21063113 Report

Quoted By: >>21063460 >>21063637

>>21053959
From the thumbnail, I thought those were onaholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 12:38:31 No.21063271 Report

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I only drink at family parties, and even then not a ton. Hard cider is delicious though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:15:07 No.21063444 Report

Quoted By: >>21063637

>>21053959
Am I the only one who wants to freeze them and give blowjobs to the popsicles while imagining I'm fellating the Eeveelutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:16:18 No.21063460 Report

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>>21063113
>oni-chan save 50% off all onahole productssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:33:18 No.21063532 Report

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>>21054036
Umbreon of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 13:52:56 No.21063637 Report

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>>21063444
>>21063113
wanna yiff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Sep 2014 14:34:32 No.21063899 Report

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