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>November 28th 2014
>The average yuropoor awakes, kissing each of his custom made eeveelution waifu pillows before performing his morning prayer to Allah, thanking him for his preordered games, clear 2DSes, and cheap figurines
>the arabic chants from the mosques above are suddenly interrupted by the blaring horns of nine nuclear powered US Nimitz class aircraft carriers
>soon the deafening roar of F-18s fills the air as the American made fighter jets fill the sky
>the yuropoors cower in fear as four american mechs: Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt, each carved from the solid granite of the Black Hills, begin demolishing their commieblocks.
>The George Washington mech drops his mighty granite trousers to the Washington Monument serving as his fully erect penis
>The entire continent of europe bends over, preparing for cultural enrichment
>George Washington than thrusts his 555 foot long solid stone obelisk, the tallest of it's kind in the world, deep into Europe as it cries tears of joy
>Suddenly a hoard of massive bald eagles appear, being ridden by none other than Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam
>The F-18s begin firebombing Europe with pick up trucks and hamburgers
>Yuropoors flee to their homes to save their exclusive pokemon media from liberation
>They are too late
>The average yuropoor cries in his room, his figurines and games with medal cases liberated by American forces and safely on American soil.
>His eeveelution waifu pillows have been replaced with one bottle of corn-syrup filled 2 liter Classic Coke, one bible, one 2 foot by 2 foot American flag and one personal mobility scooter
>The yuropoor cries tears of joy after becoming free
>America returns home, with the liberated games and merch carried within the talons of bald eagles and dropped to patiently awaiting good-hearted American pokemon fans.
