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Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 20:59:54 No.21087909 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21087934 >>21088378 >>21088466

Ignoring the canon (Slowpoke tails, etc.), if Pokemon were real, which do you think would be the most tasty to eat?

To me, Tepig looks fucking delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:01:10 No.21087915 Report

Quoted By: >>21087940

none of them you sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:02:24 No.21087926 Report

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Magikarp looks delicious if you ignore canon sources that say it's inedible. or was that just the anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:03:15 No.21087934 Report

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>>21087909
> Self cooking bacon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:03:22 No.21087936 Report

Quoted By: >>21087967

Farfetch'd is the obvious answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:03:54 No.21087940 Report

Quoted By: >>21087985

>>21087915

Did you post this message after having bacon for breakfast, a roast beef sandwich for lunch, but before your chicken dinner?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:07:17 No.21087967 Report

Quoted By: >>21088016

>>21087936
>Farfetch'd is the obvious answer.

How is Farfetch'd the "obvious" answer, if you ignore the canon? It looks about as appetizing as a brown thrasher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:09:45 No.21087985 Report

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>>21087940
no because i'm vegetarian, and pokemon aren't animals anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:11:50 No.21088006 Report

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Dodrio, the premade turducken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:13:29 No.21088016 Report

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>>21087967
It's a fucking duck. A duck that comes with ingredients for duck soup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:15:50 No.21088040 Report

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Miltank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:18:15 No.21088065 Report

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I'd imagine Torchic tastes like extra spicy chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:42:56 No.21088272 Report

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Cherubi looks like it would be sweet

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Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:51:40 No.21088378 Report

Quoted By: >>21088435

>>21087909

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Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:56:32 No.21088435 Report

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>>21088378

Cats sure love to eat squirrels. There is a feral one near my house that is always stalking/eating them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 21:58:51 No.21088466 Report

Quoted By: >>21088501

>>21087909

Swirlix/Slurpuff for obvious reasons. Shocked nobody mentioned it yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Sep 2014 22:01:52 No.21088501 Report

Quoted By: >>21089773

>>21088466

Or Vanillite, Vanillish and Vanilluxe.

Though I love eating meat, and do not have much of a sweet-tooth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:01:55 No.21089773 Report

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>>21088501
>Vanillite line

Why? They'd only taste like water. They only resemble ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:13:01 No.21089879 Report

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Unfezant looks pretty delicious. Pidgey would also be quite nice with a Bit of spinach, I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:13:55 No.21089889 Report

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Tauros probably would be like a mix of buffalo and bovine. Chansey eggs are probably hype as fuck. Snorlax would probably produce some of the most marbled meat in pokemon, making it just melt in your mouth like butter like kobe. Stantler and Sawsbuk are probably just like venison, though with a more plant-like flavor with Sawsbuk. Bouffalant is probably all buffalo tasting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:45:12 No.21090209 Report

Quoted By: >>21090218 >>21090269

>Unzezant eggs, scrambled with garlic, onion, diced Amoonguss caps and chopped Bayleef leaf (hue)
>Tepig/Grumpig bacon
>Bouffalant sausage (if you've never had good buffalo sausage you've missed out)
>corn cakes with Combee honey
>Tropius bananas

WANT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:46:17 No.21090218 Report

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>>21090209
I'd personally use a Chansey egg, but that all sounds soooo delicious regardless!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:51:19 No.21090269 Report

Quoted By: >>21090321

>>21090209
>diced Amoonguss caps
Amoonguss is part poison you retard, you might as well drink a Muk milk shake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 00:58:23 No.21090321 Report

Quoted By: >>21090379

>>21090269
>not steaming poison out of the caps beforehand and stirring the caps into the cooked egg blend

It's like you don't know how to prepare ingredients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 01:03:54 No.21090379 Report

Quoted By: >>21090423 >>21090428

>>21090321
You'd still risk getting poisoned or paralyzed or asleep, effect spore is a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 01:07:47 No.21090423 Report

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>>21090379
then catch one with regenerator, also have revitalizing effect, healthy to eat before going out to gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 01:08:14 No.21090428 Report

Quoted By: >>21090480

>>21090379
You do realize spores die from most rapid temperature shifts, right? If they didn't, most species of truffle would be inedible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Sep 2014 01:11:41 No.21090480 Report

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>>21090428
It was a fucking joke anon.

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