This is the story of a dandy guy on showdown.

We have a Champ. We give Champ six pokemon to battle a bunch of children and retards in low elo showdown for shits and giggles. When Champ gets tired they call for a new Champ and we give them six new pokemon.

Dandy sets: http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
Dandy beats: http://plug.dj/showderp-1
Dandy circle jerk: booru.showderp.com
Dandy Champ: Jabinkles !d7laO1R8d2