Tell me your most autistic story about Pokemon

Mine: I actually pretend to be the same trainer, following up the games, keeping track of every pokemon I get and actually playing in my head things like using old friends on Pokemon League tournament. I even make up sagas for each game, including the remakes, and even fillers. My "adventure" had a "VS Mewtwo" filler saga after B2W2, because of the new Mewtwo form annoucement. I only won Unova league, by the way, and B2W2 saga is full of shit because Alder actually let me win the finals. Currently, in my demented mind, I just defeated Drasna at the Kalos League Championship (I treat the E4 as challengers from the tournament) and passed the eliminations round. Meanwhile, Steven, Iris and Alder fight Mewtwo and Mega Blastoise (Mewtwo had a Wartortle friend back at Unknown Dungeon) at Pokemon Village.

Yes, I'm a hardcore autistic, and you?