>>21127144Things only got worse from there. By the time I had reached the Elite Four, my asshole was flapping freely in the breeze from being destroyed so many times by every gym leader. At this point, the game was cheating in every way possible. Illegal movesets, obviously perfect EVs and IVs, RNG manipuation probably. I gave Will a shot. Beat him. Koga up. Somehow scraped by. Bruno next. Slapped his shit in. Oh boy, looks like this game isn't 100% grade-A Alberta bullshit after all.
Karen. Fucking Karen.
She had like one fucking Dark-type and 5 coverage Pokemon. Ruined my asshole so hard I don't have one anymore. Now I shit through my dick.
I gave up here, because I wasn't fighting those first three shittards again. I looked up a walkthrough. I cheated my way past the Elite Four with a scientifically engineered team of winners. Umbreon and Skarmory and Fearow and some other bullshit. Wobbuffet was included just to deal with one complete overpowered horseshit, I don't remember what, just that it could only be countered by the most broken Pokemon ever created.
Lance though.
He beat me. I had his last Dragonite on the ropes, but my perfect, Internet-forged team of rentals wasn't enough.
Rentals are impossible.
Don't play Pokemon Stadium 2.
