>can't pick between Dark, Dragon, Steel, Bug, Ground, Rock, Water, Fairy, Normal, and Flying
FUCK IT LET'S GO WITH FAIRY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HAS
AZUMARILL--BECAUSE IT'S PIKABLU AND I JOINED THE CULT OF THE AQUARABBIT BACK IN GEN IV WHEN I FIRST STARTED CARING ABOUT COMPETITIVE
TOGEKISS--BECAUSE I WAITED SEVEN YEARS FOR THAT FUCKING EGG TO FINALLY TURN INTO SOMETHING USEFUL AND IT BECAME A FUCKING STEALTH BOMBER OF HAPPINESS. THAT IS SOME HARDCORE KAWAII BADASS RIGHT THERE.
AND NOW IT'S IMMUNE TO GARCHOMP. FUCK YEAH.
DEDENNE--JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, THIS NIGGA IS FUCKING ADORABLE. I MEAN LOOK AT IT YOU JUST WANT TO PICK IT UP AND HUG IT AND SQUEEZE IT AND LOVE IT AND PET IT AND CALL IT GEORGE
HONORABLE MENTION TO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FAIRY TYPE IN THE GAME, HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THEY ALL BE SO BASED.
EXCEPT FOR SYLVEON
SYLVEON CAN EAT A CLAYMORE AND THEN GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC. FUCK THAT RIBBON SHIT.
That is all. This was harder than I thought it'd be.
