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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:29:58 No.21271993 View View Reply Original Report

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alright, choose you side and reason why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:30:38 No.21271998 Report

Quoted By: >>21272033 >>21272075

>>21271993
aqua because i can bang the hoties there and hang out with piratebros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:33:55 No.21272026 Report

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>>21271993
Magma, their plan is the less retarded of the two and they have better uniforms.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:34:13 No.21272027 Report

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Magma, because I'm allergic to water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:34:37 No.21272033 Report

Quoted By: >>21272057

>>21271998
Give me shelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:35:09 No.21272040 Report

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Aqua, more fun. Spend more time at the beach/outside/on a ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:36:10 No.21272052 Report

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>>21272026
>their plan is the less retarded
is any evil plan not retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:36:37 No.21272057 Report

Quoted By: >>21272065 >>21272084 >>21272104

>>21272033

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:37:01 No.21272061 Report

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Magma, because groudon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:37:43 No.21272065 Report

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>>21272057
dang gurl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:38:11 No.21272075 Report

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>>21271998

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:38:13 No.21272076 Report

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>>21271993
Praise the sun motherfucker.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:38:37 No.21272082 Report

Quoted By: >>21272124 >>21275652 >>21275700 >>21275789 >>21277493 >>21277577 >>21280502

>>21271993
Neither.
I start my own team of what is essentially Druids that mainly use grass types, the goal being to restore humanity's harmony with nature and de-industrialise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:38:48 No.21272084 Report

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>>21272057
Oh yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:40:46 No.21272104 Report

Quoted By: >>21272123

>>21272057
Inb4 this turns into a team aqua porn thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:42:59 No.21272117 Report

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Depends on the exclusives, obviously.

But if I'm just picking by evil team then Ruby all the way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:43:53 No.21272123 Report

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>>21272104

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:43:59 No.21272124 Report

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>>21272082
I'd join you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:44:56 No.21272135 Report

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Y'all niggas need Rayquaza

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:45:32 No.21272137 Report

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Aqua because they're far sexier and more fun. Being a carefree pirate sounds a lot more enjoyable than working under some stiff. Also the uniforms are nicer, I like the striped tights and bandanna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:45:59 No.21272139 Report

Quoted By: >>21272158

> chillin with my mega teamplayer on team aqua
that's why I'm going to get ruby to kick the shit out of team magma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:46:22 No.21272143 Report

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>>21272123
sauce pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:48:17 No.21272158 Report

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>>21272139
Just get aqua so you see them more, like damn nigga it's like you're lying to yourself about which you like more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:49:57 No.21272166 Report

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Neither, anyone who did a highschool biology course could see both plans are retarded.

If anything I'd join team rayquaza and be like 'yall niggers need jesus'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 01:55:48 No.21272210 Report

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Team Aqua, although I DO like Groudon more than Kyogre.

Team Aqua seems less cultish and it looks like they have more fun. Also, all of their members are attractive and their uniforms look comfier. It's no contest really.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:31:37 No.21274859 Report

Quoted By: >>21274888 >>21274914

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:34:35 No.21274871 Report

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I used to like Aqua

but now I'm team Magma all the way. they just look more refined an cleaner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:35:20 No.21274875 Report

Quoted By: >>21275410 >>21277398

>>21271993
>Wants to expand landmass (ie. fix Hoenn)
>Disciplined
>Organized
>Best uniforms
>White
>Courtney
Magma 1000 times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:35:59 No.21274881 Report

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>>21271993
Magma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:37:24 No.21274888 Report

Quoted By: >>21274901

>>21274859
Kyogre created the ocean, he produces his own water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:38:58 No.21274900 Report

Quoted By: >>21277459

My mum preordered Sapphire and the New 3DS for my birthday..
I'll turn 23

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:39:19 No.21274901 Report

Quoted By: >>21274920

>>21274888
h produces rain, the point still stands

maybe if he was gonna have kyogre just shoot hydro pump all day erry day it would make more sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:41:17 No.21274914 Report

Quoted By: >>21274929 >>21275425

>>21274859
Meanwhile, Groudon summons eternal sun, melting the polar ice caps and drastically raising sea levels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:42:02 No.21274919 Report

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If Kyogre created the oceans where was it before there was water?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:42:09 No.21274920 Report

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>>21274901
Produces rain. Doesn't evaporate the ocean to make clouds, and in the description of Primal Kyogre it's stated that in his Primal form it produces salt water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:43:57 No.21274929 Report

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>>21274914
I guess he also causes the ocean floor to absorb the water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:46:08 No.21274935 Report

Quoted By: >>21274950 >>21277398

>>21271993
Aqua. I love to swim, get dehydrated easily, can't stand the heat, and I want Archie's pirate dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:46:20 No.21274937 Report

Quoted By: >>21274955

>>21271993
As a kid, I picked Sapphire on the basis that blue is better than red.
This still stands.

Team Aqua now look like more fun, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:49:55 No.21274950 Report

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>>21274935
All valid points.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:51:10 No.21274955 Report

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>>21274937
This. I find Kyogre are far more interesting pokemon than Groudon anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:53:01 No.21274962 Report

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red to fuck courtney

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 07:55:50 No.21274981 Report

Quoted By: >>21275013

OR because smug qt3.14

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 08:04:47 No.21275013 Report

Quoted By: >>21282055

>>21274981
>choosing the game where you beat the shit out of Magma instead of working with them to stop Aqua

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:46:31 No.21275410 Report

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>>21274875
>fix hoenn
my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:50:08 No.21275425 Report

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>>21274914
At the same time, evaporating water to make rain cools the seawater resulting in larger polar caps and thus less water in the seas, thereby expanding the landmass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:04:55 No.21275490 Report

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She can steamroll my team anytime.

Not sure if she appears alongside you in OR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:05:32 No.21275492 Report

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>>21271993
I'm going to stay away from terrorist activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:23:07 No.21275581 Report

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>>21271993
Aqua because Magma is full of fullbodysweater-wearing virginal nerds.

Aqua also has the hotter guys And they can walk on water apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:25:19 No.21275587 Report

Quoted By: >>21275592

>>21271993
Magma, because I don't wanna fight Shelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:26:24 No.21275592 Report

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>>21275587
Shit, I meant Aqua.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:43:19 No.21275652 Report

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>>21272082
I'd join that cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:52:57 No.21275700 Report

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>>21272082
Fuck off N

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:55:44 No.21275707 Report

Quoted By:

>>21271993
Magma, I cant swim

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:15:44 No.21275789 Report

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>>21272082
Sure was fun seeing the oldest person of the village being 40.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:18:12 No.21275796 Report

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>>21271993
I wouldn't join either, they're stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:41:33 No.21277398 Report

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>>21274935
Archie is the only reason I need to side with Aqua.

>>21274875
>White
Whatever helps you sleep at night. They're Asian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:47:17 No.21277459 Report

Quoted By: >>21277541

>>21274900
I pre-orered it for myself. I'm 27.
Stop spending your mothers money, unless she's rich of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:47:38 No.21277463 Report

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>>21271993
Aqua because they look cooler and have even more insane plans. Also, Kyogre > Groudon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:50:20 No.21277493 Report

Quoted By: >>21280971

>>21272082
What legendary do you want to use? Zygarde?

Captcha: reflection checkm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:55:03 No.21277541 Report

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>>21277459
I didn't ask her too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 14:59:29 No.21277577 Report

Quoted By: >>21281061

>>21272082
But isn't restoring humanity's harmony with nature/Pokemon what Aqua wants to do? Archie says in Sapphire he wants to return the world to nature or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 15:00:07 No.21277582 Report

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Magma because I want to fuck groudon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 15:02:55 No.21277611 Report

Quoted By: >>21278450 >>21280451

Why don't they catch the Primals and send them to the moon to make another Earth? BOOM, suddenly there's twice as much land and ocean now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 16:38:28 No.21278450 Report

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>>21277611
makes as much sense as any other teams master plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:03:10 No.21280403 Report

Quoted By: >>21280454

>>21271993
Aqua, because my boyfriend wanted Magma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:05:54 No.21280430 Report

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Magma because the leader looks smarter and Aqua's plan is retarded and people who follow them are retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:08:08 No.21280451 Report

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>>21277611
you're a fucking idiot
run for Team Moon leader, you could do it
I'd vote for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:08:39 No.21280454 Report

Quoted By: >>21280518

>>21280403
U a grill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:10:09 No.21280473 Report

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Magma
Courtney is waifu material and Tabitha's probably a bro

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:12:24 No.21280502 Report

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>>21272082
>Druids

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:13:17 No.21280511 Report

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Most of us would be on team magma, realistically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:14:13 No.21280518 Report

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>>21280454
yes this is pic of me :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:14:32 No.21280522 Report

Quoted By: >>21280571

Crazy Somalian smelly nigger pirates or the perfect master Nazi team? obvious choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:16:04 No.21280534 Report

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>>21271993
Team Aqua because their grills wear sexier uniforms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:18:13 No.21280555 Report

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>Not getting /fit/ with bro as fuck pirates and plundering booty all day
Magma's personality is just too dry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:19:37 No.21280571 Report

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>>21280522
Yeah, I'm picking Aqua too. Nice choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:22:38 No.21280609 Report

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Team Aqua seem more like bros while Magma seem more tryhard no fun allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:22:46 No.21280614 Report

Quoted By: >>21280720

On the one hand, if I joined Team Aqua I'd be responsible for millions of people drowning horribly.

On the other hand, if I joined Team Magma, Shelly wouldn't be my waifu.

Aqua it is, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:23:07 No.21280623 Report

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Team aqua are greedy bastards. Earth is 70% water, the fuck do we need more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:24:30 No.21280641 Report

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Hard to chose.
Courtney is a somehow cute expressionless Rei-clone and Shelly is a filthy gipsy.
Tabitha is a fat fuck that wants to take the boss' place and Matt is a hunk whose loyalty is such he'd die for his boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:28:44 No.21280682 Report

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Magma because I am a racist and I do not deny or try to hide this. I am also not afraid to speak my mind publicly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:31:43 No.21280720 Report

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>>21280614
Magma would be responsible for the earth drying up into a lifeless husk so if you're worried about ethics Aqua is the lesser of two evils.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:36:04 No.21280769 Report

Quoted By: >>21280936

Magma because Road Warrior is a better movie and on top of that you can pretend their leader is a fabulous Walter White.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:50:40 No.21280936 Report

Quoted By: >>21280989

>>21280769
>Road Warrior
>mfw I'm kinda hype for Fury Road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:52:59 No.21280971 Report

Quoted By: >>21281000

>>21277493
Not him, but celebi would be an obvious choice
>Is grass
>Can go back in time to make it so industrialization never happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:54:22 No.21280989 Report

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>>21280936
I've been equating both teams to movies.

Team Magma loves Road Warrior
Team Aqua loves Water World

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:54:47 No.21280993 Report

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>>21271993
In reality, half of this board has no choice
>Magma admin is a fatass
>Aqua guys are all /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:55:18 No.21281000 Report

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>>21280971
>but then they had no reason to go back in time to begin with, so they didn't go back in time
>le tiem travel paradox faec

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 20:59:24 No.21281061 Report

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>>21277577
Sort of, but Team Aqua is more for sacrificing humanity as a whole to benefit creatures of the seas, whereas my team would find an optimum that works for humans, land pokemon, sky pokemon, and aquatic pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 21:09:23 No.21281220 Report

Quoted By: >>21282216

Team Aqua is better in EVERY FUCKING WAY and I'll tell you why.

>summoning Kyogre won't completely fuck up everything in the world (a powerful storm compared to nearly everything on Earth having painful heat strokes, along with most plants dying from intense heat and most water being instantly vaporized)
>members of Team Aqua are /fit/, plus they're bro-material/waifu-material
>Shelly, Matt and Archie
>they battle using piranhas and sharks for fuck's sake

So sign the fuck up for Team Aqua.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 21:11:41 No.21281254 Report

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Team Aqua all the way, so then m-maybe Matt-senpai will notice me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 21:18:12 No.21281336 Report

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>tfw pearl was your first game and you don't know which version to get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 22:15:16 No.21282055 Report

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>>21275013
>not wanting to defeat Courtney and show her the error of her ways,having her apologizes to you the the two of you get your own place together and fuck like crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 22:29:27 No.21282216 Report

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>>21281220
Only correct answer

>2014
>Not being gay for Archie and Matt

Wake up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 22:52:23 No.21282456 Report

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I like both!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 23:08:28 No.21282586 Report

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>>21271993
Aqua because Archie

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