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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:37:49 No.21275376 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21275423 >>21275527 >>21275669 >>21275960

>Gains Dark-typing
>Excellent Attack stat
>Literally a giant mouth
>Still no Crunch

Little things that never stopped bothering you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:39:04 No.21275381 Report

Quoted By: >>21275401

>Blaze kick
>No ice or water kick
>No thunder kick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:44:03 No.21275401 Report

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>>21275381
>blaze kick
>out of the fire/electric/ice trio (punches, beams, fangs) fire is the one that needs it least
>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:44:49 No.21275405 Report

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Aegi ban

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:48:52 No.21275416 Report

Quoted By: >>21275429

>No fighting type gorilla that I can name "Kung Fu Rustle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:49:39 No.21275421 Report

Quoted By: >>21275428 >>21275436 >>21275473 >>21275572

>dex entry says machamp can throw 1000 punches in a second
>no mach punch
>they give mach punch to fucking conkeldick

>flygon can't dance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:49:58 No.21275423 Report

Quoted By: >>21275937

>>21275376
>Pokemon that are clearly hovering in the air like Magnezone, Charizard X, and Mew
>Get hit by EQ

>Pokemon that are standing on the ground like Pidgey and Hawlucha
>Don't get hit by EQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:50:48 No.21275428 Report

Quoted By: >>21275476

>>21275421
It can dance if it wants to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:50:52 No.21275429 Report

Quoted By: >>21275470

>>21275416
>implying you'd have enough characters for that name
I think Slaking counts as a gorilla. it's more gorilla than sloth anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:51:50 No.21275435 Report

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>INNER
>FOCUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:51:54 No.21275436 Report

Quoted By: >>21275439

>>21275421
>what is bullet punch
mach punch is just a swift punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:52:34 No.21275439 Report

Quoted By: >>21275477

>>21275436
epic no stab move bruh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:53:31 No.21275443 Report

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>has giant claws for hair
>no Shadow Claw or Night Slash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:56:11 No.21275453 Report

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>can't learn calm mind
>no calm mind/rest/talk with marvel scale protection

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:58:01 No.21275464 Report

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>Can learn night slash and air slash
>Can't learn cut or fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 09:59:23 No.21275470 Report

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>>21275429
Slaking isn't fighting type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:00:31 No.21275473 Report

Quoted By: >>21275482

>>21275421
Flygon should get Quiver Dance, I'm shocked it didn't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:01:19 No.21275476 Report

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>>21275428
It can leave its mons behind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:01:26 No.21275477 Report

Quoted By: >>21275494

>>21275439
>pokedex describes a fast flurry of punches
>it learns bullet punch
>mach punch is a single fast punch
>pokedex doesn't describe that
you were complaining about the pokedex description being inaccurate based on the fact that you mentioned it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:03:07 No.21275482 Report

Quoted By: >>21275488

>>21275473
yeah, getting vibrava to lv60 or something should get it quiver dance.

it looks like a bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:04:09 No.21275486 Report

Quoted By: >>21275568

>strongest physical electric that isn't stuck on zekrom is volt tackle
>only learned by pikachu
>second is wild charge
>90bp with recoil
>only other option is the mediocre thunderpunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:04:33 No.21275488 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275482
this big time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:05:44 No.21275494 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275477
That anon wasn't even me lmao

Just sucks that Machimp doesn't get dat dere STAB but whatevs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:12:13 No.21275527 Report

Quoted By: >>21275565

>>21275376
Not being able to properly utilize the secondary STAB is Gyarados' signature thing

it just wouldn't be Gyarados if it had Crunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:18:58 No.21275565 Report

Quoted By: >>21275615

>>21275527
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:19:25 No.21275568 Report

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>>21275486
physical ice types suffer the same fate
>inb4 avalanche

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:20:52 No.21275572 Report

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>>21275421
Says who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:30:48 No.21275615 Report

Quoted By: >>21275620 >>21275626

>>21275565
he's right though

Gyarados has been the Raging Failure since its inception

>pissed it can't swim to the top of the waterfall to become a dragon
>rage evolution to get to the top
>still not a dragon
>rage so hard at not being a dragon it megas
>still not a dragon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:32:43 No.21275620 Report

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>>21275615
nah m8, he succeded at improving his pathetic magikarp life, but he's still stuck as a water type who can't use the STABs it gained well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:34:43 No.21275626 Report

Quoted By: >>21275646 >>21275657 >>21275659 >>21275663

>>21275615
I don't get why people are still buttmad about Gyarados not being a Dragon type. Personally I think the Dark type is more fitting given the fact that it's Evil type in Japan. I think Gyarados being Evil has a higher priority over it being a Dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:41:39 No.21275646 Report

Quoted By: >>21275657

>>21275626
I'd prefer if regular Gyarados was Water/Dragon since it being a flying type makes zero sense. I'm all for the Mega being part Dark, but regular Gyara being Flying type really riles up my autism. Even being plain Water would do, really.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:44:11 No.21275657 Report

Quoted By: >>21275663 >>21275800

>>21275626
something about dragons just makes people flip their shit

like how every reptilian pokemon SHOULD mega into a dragon type

>>21275646
>since it being a flying type makes zero sense
it's a windsock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:44:17 No.21275659 Report

Quoted By: >>21275665

>>21275626
I think the reason gyarados wasn't dragon is because water/dragon in gen 1 would have no weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:46:48 No.21275663 Report

Quoted By: >>21275673

>>21275626
>>21275657
The legend about Magikarp and Gyara is about a carp that becomes a dragon after climbing a waterfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:47:26 No.21275665 Report

Quoted By: >>21275692

>>21275659
>implying it wouldn't be weak to Dragon Rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:48:22 No.21275669 Report

Quoted By: >>21275670 >>21275686

>>21275376
Pinsir
>Bug-type
>practically all its moves are Fighting-type
>gets Mega
>it gets wings and is a master of the skies
>mfw it's clearly a fighting bug
>turns into a acrobatic insect
>WTF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:48:53 No.21275670 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275669
>if I can't be a fighting type NO ONE CAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:49:14 No.21275673 Report

Quoted By: >>21275693 >>21275720

>>21275663
actually its a corruption of that story, hence Gyrados being a raging asshole

Dragons are supposed to be benevolents, since Gyarados couldn't manage that, it didn't get to be dragon

people take it's 'inspiration' too literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:50:46 No.21275686 Report

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>>21275669
>surprised a fucking stag beetle is finally able to fly

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:51:32 No.21275692 Report

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>>21275665

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:51:54 No.21275693 Report

Quoted By: >>21275699

>>21275673
>it is inspiration

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:52:50 No.21275698 Report

Quoted By: >>21275708 >>21275732

>fast as fuck
>tough claws
>designed to kamikaze dive into its foes
>does not learn head smash or brave bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:52:53 No.21275699 Report

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>>21275693
oops its 4am, who new?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:55:58 No.21275708 Report

Quoted By: >>21275710

>>21275698
>only move affected by rock head is take down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:56:52 No.21275710 Report

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>>21275708
Double-Edge too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 10:58:38 No.21275720 Report

Quoted By: >>21275744 >>21275745

>>21275673
But didn't Gyara punish a village full of corruption too? But yeah I can understand, although it would have been cool to see mega Gyara calming down and getting the dragon status.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:00:16 No.21275730 Report

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>it exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:00:48 No.21275732 Report

Quoted By: >>21275768

>>21275698
If it got those moves, everyone would just use its standard form though. Rock Head Head Smash is too good to pass up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:02:29 No.21275744 Report

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>>21275720
Chaotic Evils don't care if the village they are taking down is full of pimps or monks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:02:38 No.21275745 Report

Quoted By: >>21275766 >>21275778 >>21275793 >>21275815 >>21275921

>>21275720
this reminds me of

>if the devil is bad, why does he punish bad people?

it's a mystery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:10:54 No.21275766 Report

Quoted By: >>21275793

>>21275745
Simply because those are the only people he's abe to manipulate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:12:14 No.21275768 Report

Quoted By: >>21275784

>>21275732
>rock head head smash
>mega evo and kamikaze when necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:13:53 No.21275778 Report

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>>21275745
>Implying God and Satan aren't actual buddies

Also recent stuff says Hell is just a place without God and nothing else, it might even been comfy, but since bad people are put there it's probably not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:15:26 No.21275784 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275768
>Life Orb
>destroy everything with recoil-free Head Smash and BB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:17:17 No.21275793 Report

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>>21275745
The devil doesn't want to be punished alone so it drags people down with it and what this >>21275766 guy said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:18:26 No.21275800 Report

Quoted By: >>21275824

>>21275657
Fair enough. I see what you mean about the reptile thing. Those dragonfags annoy me.

I'm actually unhappy that Mega Sceptile is part Dragon. It literally has no relation to Dragons besides muh reptilians and pandering. Admittedly the distaste has something to do with me liking Serperior better. Maybe the people constantly begging for a Dragon type with Contrary and Draco Meteor for Sceptile got to me. Literally what would Serperior's purpose be if Sceptile takes those things. I also think it's more fit on Serperior since it's a serpent and a regal one at that. Oh well. I'm glad it has Lightnightrod instead of Contrary at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:20:48 No.21275815 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275745
do you even anti-hero motherfucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:23:15 No.21275824 Report

Quoted By: >>21276005

>>21275800
Nah, I also find MSceptile being dragon a retarded concept. Might as well make it part water or ground since the concept was about a walking seed shooter that fertilizes the land.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:49:44 No.21275921 Report

Quoted By: >>21275977 >>21275995 >>21276889

>>21275745
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:52:46 No.21275937 Report

Quoted By: >>21275968

>>21275423
>mfw fighting Eelektross for the first time in BW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:55:50 No.21275960 Report

Quoted By: >>21275989

>>21275376
I get that in other languages his name is different but for fuck sake the English translators should still be calling it Ms.Mime for fuck sake.

One letter is all it would take.

As much as I love Heartgold they really should have changed levels and mon placement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:57:24 No.21275968 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275937
What's so special about it? It doesnt have wonderguard while holding an air ballon, you can kill it with any attack

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:58:54 No.21275976 Report

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>Golurk
>giant stone man
>ground and ghost
>learns fly
>Pidgey
>small bird about the size of a real pigeon
>learns fly
>Ninjask
>bug and flying
>dosent learn fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 11:59:09 No.21275977 Report

Quoted By: >>21276004

>>21275921
I don't think the fedora meme makes senses there. It's a legitimate question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:01:02 No.21275989 Report

Quoted By: >>21276037

>>21275960
Oh and one more thing. They never let Silver evolve his entire team in the remake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:01:51 No.21275995 Report

Quoted By: >>21276004

>>21275921
>tipping your fedora when you are talking about religious stuff in an uncritical way
Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:03:31 No.21276004 Report

Quoted By: >>21276010 >>21276889

>>21275977
It's not though, it's just some sperglord trying to sound deep over some stupid shit no one with half a brain cares about.

>>21275995
>not tipping your fedora when "The Devil is the REAL good guy!"
Are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:03:55 No.21276005 Report

Quoted By:

>>21275824
Grass/Ground lizard forest guardian wouldn't be a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:05:20 No.21276010 Report

Quoted By: >>21276027

>>21276004
He never said that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:08:05 No.21276027 Report

Quoted By: >>21276889

>>21276010
You're not actually this dumb, are you? Implications aren't just a meme on 4chan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 12:10:14 No.21276037 Report

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>>21275989
Because silver is an edgy faggot who looks like a girl and acts tough to avoid getting bullied in school by older kids who would rather fuck him in the ass every time he talks back, it's logical that he sees pokemons as tools and not friends, it explains the golbat

:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Oct 2014 13:52:48 No.21276889 Report

Quoted By:

>>21276027
>>21276004
>>21275921

I never implied that

you're seeing what you want to see. Stop being so reactionary

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