>>21280260It's 1999, I'm 9 years old, still fairly new to pokemon and kicking myself for not saving before I fought Zapdos and KO'd it (then saved).
My favorite anime are Monster Rancher and Pokemon.
I'm a nerd at school, but Pokemon is my chance to be accepted by the cool kids.
I won't grow up to be a worthless nobody.
I'll be a brilliant inventor when I grow up.
I know, maybe this Christmas I'll build a giant Knex Moltres!
Just as soon as I get back from going in to this creepy looking Ripley's Believe It Or Not place, what could possibly go wrong?
Thank my lord Jesus that America is such a sweet place to live!