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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:16:00 No.21285362 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21285423 >>21285471 >>21285492 >>21285622 >>21285641 >>21285755 >>21285838 >>21285856 >>21285978 >>21285990 >>21285994 >>21286081 >>21286212 >>21286231 >>21286457

>not wanting to marry your Pokémon
>not knowing it's legitimate as per Sinnoh's lore
You have no excuse.

buttscab !!TORtoOQMEfy

buttscab !!TORtoOQMEfy Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:16:48 No.21285375 Report

Quoted By: >>21285394 >>21285743

Male Mega-Gardevoir is oddly attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:18:09 No.21285394 Report

Quoted By: >>21285420 >>21285436

>>21285375
>male Voir
DROPPED

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:18:36 No.21285404 Report

Quoted By: >>21285421

Personal preference.

buttscab !!TORtoOQMEfy

buttscab !!TORtoOQMEfy Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:19:54 No.21285420 Report

Quoted By: >>21285444

>>21285394
Perhaps you just have shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:19:57 No.21285421 Report

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>>21285404
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:20:15 No.21285423 Report

Quoted By: >>21285446 >>21285455 >>21286134

>>21285362
I think only in Sinnoh, that shit is legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:21:35 No.21285436 Report

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>>21285394
Fucking pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:22:14 No.21285444 Report

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>>21285420
faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:22:20 No.21285446 Report

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>>21285423

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:23:13 No.21285455 Report

Quoted By: >>21287296

>>21285423
Maybe.

http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:25:08 No.21285471 Report

Quoted By: >>21285517

>>21285362
But I'm legitimately more attracted to humans than Pokemon. Why have Gardevoir when I can have Colress?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:26:16 No.21285480 Report

Quoted By: >>21285509

I'll be feeding her lots of everstones for obvious reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:26:47 No.21285490 Report

Quoted By: >>21285502 >>21285504 >>21285512 >>21285520

So if I fucked my Gardevoir, she would just have Ralts eggs with "Complain on Imageboard" as one of the attacks and my "Spaghetti" ability, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:26:54 No.21285492 Report

Quoted By: >>21285507

>>21285362
Post Gardevior with boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:28:22 No.21285502 Report

Quoted By: >>21285868

>>21285490
Different egg groups? Don't think humans are compatible but you can most certainly try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:28:29 No.21285504 Report

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>>21285490
ability gets passed down from the mother
so not the ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:28:56 No.21285507 Report

Quoted By: >>21285940

>>21285492
Anon pls

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1816768

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:29:05 No.21285509 Report

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>>21285480
You don't have to feed a poke ever stones to prevent them from evolving, anon (eating stones, wtf?). Simply having them hold it will prevent them from evolving, so you'll only ever need 1 (per poke).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:29:08 No.21285512 Report

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>>21285490
Parents don't determine abilities unless it's a hidden ability dumbshit gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:29:55 No.21285517 Report

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>>21285471
Im more attracted to humans than pokemon for sure. I would never fuck an Eeveelutoin, Lucario, Nidoqueen, ect.

But, Gardevoir is the only exception for me, primarily becuase how human like they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:30:19 No.21285520 Report

Quoted By: >>21285534

>>21285490
you shouldn't breed with it because your IV's suck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:31:44 No.21285532 Report

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But OP, I do want to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:31:55 No.21285534 Report

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>>21285520
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:33:00 No.21285541 Report

Quoted By: >>21285564

I would marry my male gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:34:35 No.21285554 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:35:40 No.21285561 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:36:22 No.21285564 Report

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>>21285541
sorry anon they don't exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:36:53 No.21285569 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:38:48 No.21285585 Report

Quoted By: >>21285596 >>21285617

I want to marry my clawitzer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:38:51 No.21285586 Report

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>>21285564
Dont be a Goofag.

If he wants a male one he can have one.

I like mine female, but it all up to everyones preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:39:34 No.21285589 Report

Quoted By: >>21285597 >>21285640

gardevoir doesn't even have feet
0/10 wifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:40:17 No.21285596 Report

Quoted By: >>21285608

>>21285585
That be one awkward hand job.

or claw job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:40:18 No.21285597 Report

Quoted By: >>21285664 >>21285692

>>21285589
but they have armpits, which are objectively superior

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:41:29 No.21285608 Report

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>>21285596
Just pray Clawitzer doesn't use the huge claw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:41:52 No.21285610 Report

Quoted By: >>21285636

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:42:33 No.21285617 Report

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I find really it really cute when people want to marry their pokemon, specially when it's a non-humanoid one, like >>21285585

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:43:13 No.21285622 Report

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>>21285362
Can we marry a pokemon and a human?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:43:47 No.21285629 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:44:45 No.21285636 Report

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>>21285610
Would you buy your gardevoir a wedding dress if she liked it? (Doesn't mean your going to marry her she just really like's the dress.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:44:47 No.21285637 Report

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>>21285622
Only if you're Mormon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:45:11 No.21285640 Report

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>>21285589
>used to think Gardevoir had no legs and its dress had been its only lower appendages like some sort of jellyfish because of the emerald sprite
>find out the dress is really just a dress and it has regular legs
Lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:45:13 No.21285641 Report

Quoted By: >>21285655 >>21285676 >>21285721

>>21285362
In certain cultures, it was once societally acceptable to rape animals.
It is now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:45:50 No.21285645 Report

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>>21285636
Yes...Yes I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:46:53 No.21285655 Report

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>>21285641
Only on 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:48:40 No.21285664 Report

Quoted By: >>21285684 >>21285692

>>21285597
are you having a giggle there, m80?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:50:17 No.21285676 Report

Quoted By: >>21285694

>>21285641
>comparing marriage to rape
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:51:17 No.21285684 Report

Quoted By: >>21285707

>>21285664
>3DPD
footfags, everybody

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:51:23 No.21285685 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:52:14 No.21285692 Report

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>>21285597
>>21285664
i like armpits too, but feet come first for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:52:24 No.21285694 Report

Quoted By: >>21285724

>>21285676
When it's ancient society, and one of the creatures is incapable of attraction to humans, there's no difference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:52:25 No.21285695 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:53:21 No.21285702 Report

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>>21285685

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:53:33 No.21285704 Report

Quoted By: >>21286174

There is lore in Sinnoh of pokemon marriage?

Tell me more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:53:48 No.21285707 Report

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>>21285684
alright, find drawn feet that perfect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:54:08 No.21285709 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:55:16 No.21285719 Report

Quoted By: >>21285736

I'm gonna love my Chandelure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:55:32 No.21285721 Report

Quoted By: >>21285949 >>21285973

>>21285641
Jack Harkness Test.

Pokemon are intelligent. Pokemon can communicate. Pokemon could consent. Pokemon can breed from the moment they hatch.

Sounds like it works

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:55:43 No.21285724 Report

Quoted By: >>21285742 >>21285935

>>21285694
>and one of the creatures is incapable of attraction to humans
what
Humans can be attracted to pokemon and pokemon can be attracted to humans. And some pokemon are even much more inteligent than humans. It's a fucking big difference.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:55:55 No.21285728 Report

Quoted By: >>21285771 >>21285891

>tfw you will never be the little spoon to Blaziken
>tfw she will never keep you warm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:56:11 No.21285730 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:56:51 No.21285736 Report

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>>21285719
That's the spirit, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:57:28 No.21285742 Report

Quoted By: >>21285769 >>21285795

>>21285724
No pokemon are more intelligent than human's but some are close.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:57:31 No.21285743 Report

Quoted By: >>21285778

>>21285375

The few times ill agree with butt scab, ill go for male garde anyday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:58:45 No.21285755 Report

Quoted By: >>21285790

>>21285362

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:59:24 No.21285769 Report

Quoted By: >>21285826

>>21285742
What is Alakazam

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:59:23 No.21285771 Report

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>>21285728
Blaziken and May cuddling in a lesbian pokeromance would make me happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:59:28 No.21285774 Report

Quoted By: >>21285790 >>21285792 >>21285802 >>21285825 >>21285850 >>21286032 >>21286111

Marriage is a holy union between a man and his woman for the purposes of procreation. Humans and pokemon are in incompatibile egg groups. They can't breed, so they shouldn't marry.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and DICKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 03:59:47 No.21285778 Report

Quoted By: >>21285905

>>21285743
Can I ask why?
Not judging just curious too why male?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:00:29 No.21285790 Report

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>>21285755
Really... why did they design her to look so sexual?

>>21285774
Whatever you say about marriage... sex is okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:00:34 No.21285792 Report

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>>21285774

>God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and DICKS

I laughed harder than I should have at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:00:41 No.21285795 Report

Quoted By: >>21285826

>>21285742
Are you retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:01:17 No.21285802 Report

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>>21285774
>Adam and DICKS

kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:01:42 No.21285810 Report

Quoted By: >>21285894 >>21286951

can i marry this pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:02:44 No.21285825 Report

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>>21285774
Civil marriage is okay for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:02:48 No.21285826 Report

Quoted By: >>21285834

>>21285795
>>21285769
Human's dominate the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:03:45 No.21285834 Report

Quoted By: >>21285871

>>21285826
Your point?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:04:04 No.21285837 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:04:07 No.21285838 Report

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>>21285362
there is no excuse. Gardevoir is taken by Bisharp. she wouldn't marry you, fuckboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:04:43 No.21285844 Report

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>>21285837

thanks doc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:05:23 No.21285850 Report

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>>21285774
>making sense

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:05:54 No.21285856 Report

Quoted By: >>21285874

>>21285362
i would marry my gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:07:16 No.21285868 Report

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>>21285502
This. Humans are in the Human-like and Field groups. Field because they're mammals, and Human-like because obvious reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:07:27 No.21285871 Report

Quoted By: >>21285881 >>21285885 >>21286847

>>21285834
Did alakazam built great structures?
Did it create a devise that allows it to catch every creature in its world?
Did it create weapon's that are capable of destroying the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:07:40 No.21285874 Report

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>>21285856
Marry him, then divorce him so you get his hipring during the divorce, then throw it away, then marry him again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:08:23 No.21285881 Report

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>>21285871
Maybe they are.smart enough to know not to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:08:44 No.21285883 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:08:59 No.21285885 Report

Quoted By: >>21285915

>>21285871
Your
p
o
i
n
t ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:09:05 No.21285888 Report

Quoted By: >>21285912 >>21285917

Considering N can communicate directly with Pokemon... could he perform marriage ceremonies? I mean.. he is royalty and all. And if you and your pokemon express your love and she begs him to let her be your bride...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:09:19 No.21285891 Report

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>>21285728
I know that feel, anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:09:31 No.21285894 Report

Quoted By: >>21285911 >>21285918

>>21285810
That's not a Pokemon. That's something called an otherkind, which is worse. Ditch them at all costs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:10:09 No.21285904 Report

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Quick question does everyone on this thread think gardevoir fan's look like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:10:17 No.21285905 Report

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>>21285778

Dunno really, id take either male or female, but recently ive been into shemales and stuff. Would fuck one but not date one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:10:34 No.21285911 Report

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>>21285894
*otherkin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:10:42 No.21285912 Report

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>>21285888
yes but he's also a terrorist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:11:20 No.21285915 Report

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>>21285885
There you go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:11:24 No.21285917 Report

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>>21285888
>>21285912

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:11:32 No.21285918 Report

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>>21285894

but she has really nice hair and smells good and says the cutest things

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:12:08 No.21285924 Report

Quoted By: >>21285930

>>21285912
No, his adopted father is a terrorist.

If your dad was a Nazi, does that make you a Nazi, even if you had no involvement with the Nazi Party whatsoever?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:12:44 No.21285930 Report

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>>21285924
yeah, the son of a nazi is german. german is nazi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:13:32 No.21285935 Report

Quoted By: >>21285950

>>21285724
Humans have unique sexualities. The complexity thereof combined with the almost unique ability to mate for pleasure can result in attraction to strange things, but it is most likely that this is unique to humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:14:00 No.21285940 Report

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>>21285507
>http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1816768
so her red thing in the chest is a dick or is it stuck inside the dick like a knife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:14:31 No.21285945 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:14:56 No.21285949 Report

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>>21285721
On one hand, HAHA! Jack Harkness!

On the other hand, fuck you, you torchwood piece of shit. I will never forgive you for taking away the only fanfic author I've ever enjoyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:15:05 No.21285950 Report

Quoted By: >>21285987

>>21285935
>the almost unique ability to mate for pleasure
just about every other ape does this, plus a ton of other mammals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:17:06 No.21285965 Report

Quoted By: >>21285984

So cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:18:02 No.21285973 Report

Quoted By: >>21285991

>>21285721
Sapience is separate from psychosexual complexity. Pokémon based on animals with very simple reproductive instincts would have no reason not to have the reproductive instincts of said animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:18:21 No.21285978 Report

Quoted By: >>21286008 >>21286013 >>21286019 >>21286093 >>21286162 >>21286879

>>21285362
So I've a real question...

If you had a female Pokemon, some utterly inhuman one or some unique one, that had been with you and cared for you and fought beside you for years...

...and as you sleep snuggled against her she ends up feeling your morning wood one day.

What would you do if she started to rub it? And croons her name gently in your ear?

Would you actually let your female pokemon who you love and trust and know to be as intelligent as you are... even if you can't speak the same language... make an advance on you and initiate a sexual relationship with you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:18:31 No.21285979 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:19:24 No.21285984 Report

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>>21285965
How that is a wonderful Gardevior

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:19:46 No.21285987 Report

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>>21285950
There are bonobos, maybe a few other primates, and dolphins, but little else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:20:26 No.21285990 Report

Quoted By: >>21286024 >>21287296

>>21285362
Is it really part of sinnoh's lore? Can someone give me a link to proof? Not that I don't believe you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:20:30 No.21285991 Report

Quoted By: >>21286005

>>21285973
True enough, but alot of Pokemon exhibit a very human personality traits and understandings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:21:01 No.21285994 Report

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>>21285362
op is a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:22:22 No.21286005 Report

Quoted By: >>21286031

>>21285991
I don't see how this ties into their sexualities. Their reproductive habits are probably mostly indicated by their egg groups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:22:41 No.21286008 Report

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>>21285978
Depends

>Gardevoir / Meloetta
Yes

>Everything else
No

But thats just based on physical preference. You state in it I fully trust and love this Pokemon and understand it is equal in intelligence. So truthfully in that moment I have no idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:23:20 No.21286013 Report

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>>21285978
>just letting her touch you like that

Make her work for that diq. Teasing is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:23:44 No.21286019 Report

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>>21285978
Yes. But it takes a LOT of love to do that with a non-human looking pokemon.
I, personally, would be okay with it, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:24:34 No.21286024 Report

Quoted By: >>21286100 >>21286265

>>21285990
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:26:06 No.21286031 Report

Quoted By: >>21286046 >>21286058

>>21286005
Because they are not tied to mere instincts. They can think like humans do and have free of will. They can love/be attracted to something different outside of just reproductive instincts. Just like how Ash's Chikorita was attracted to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:26:07 No.21286032 Report

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>>21285774
>You're not allowed to marry anyone infertile.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:26:32 No.21286037 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:27:25 No.21286046 Report

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>>21286031
>You will never have your crotch lovingly nuzzled by your adorable little Chikorita partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:29:38 No.21286058 Report

Quoted By: >>21286064 >>21286084

>>21286031
They are most likely tied to instincts just as things like hunger are in humans. Not every facet of a sapient brain is highly complex.
Also, the anime isn't canon. Onix is immune to electric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:30:36 No.21286064 Report

Quoted By: >>21286074

>>21286058
Pokémon heart gold soul silver.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:31:38 No.21286073 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:31:54 No.21286074 Report

Quoted By: >>21286088

>>21286064
What from those games?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:32:40 No.21286081 Report

Quoted By: >>21286083

>>21285362

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:33:16 No.21286083 Report

Quoted By: >>21286094

>>21286081
That is an image for ants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:34:14 No.21286084 Report

Quoted By: >>21286129

>>21286058
>They are most likely tied to instincts just as things like hunger are in humans.
How do you even know this
Every canon shows pokemon as being as inteligent as humans and understanding everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:34:26 No.21286088 Report

Quoted By: >>21286129

>>21286074
They show emotion's that are kind of close to human's. And there your pokemon full amie train it will sometimes (sort of) interact with you in battle.

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:35:21 No.21286093 Report

Quoted By: >>21286116 >>21286127

>>21285978
in order to accurately answer your question, I'll just try to imagine the situation with something close to reality, like my cat.
...well, I think that if my cat starts rubbing and purring at my neither regions I'll just kick it off. and won't let it into my room until it's wailing prevents me from enjoying headphones music.

so no op, i wouldn't let any inhuman f pokemon have her way with me. unless i don't see her as a pet of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:35:29 No.21286094 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286083
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:36:13 No.21286100 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286024
I think the key word in that was "myth". So ... what OP is saying ... is that pokewaifus are canon.

K.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:37:14 No.21286111 Report

Quoted By: >>21286125 >>21286140 >>21286171 >>21286404

>>21285774
>Humans and pokemon are in incompatibile egg groups. They can't breed

>what is the Human-Like egg group
I totally headcannon that humans and (certain) pokés can breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:38:19 No.21286116 Report

Quoted By: >>21286202

>>21286093
Yeah, but your cat doesn't have a human level intelligence and comprehension. Pokemon do amazing things and can do things any humans can do with some serious understanding of even high level concepts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:39:05 No.21286125 Report

Quoted By: >>21286171

>>21286111
humans aren't in the human-like egg group, though. We aren't LIKE humans, we ARE humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:39:12 No.21286127 Report

Quoted By: >>21286202 >>21286672

>>21286093
>I'll just try to imagine the situation with something close to reality, like my cat.
That's not even remotely close.
The example was with a pokemon, a creature which you can actually communicate easily with and is as smart as you, and in that example, one that was your partner for years and are extremely close with.

That aside, I understand not wanting to do it because you aren't into inhuman things.
But still using a real life animal as an example is utterly retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:39:23 No.21286129 Report

Quoted By: >>21286206

>>21286084
>>21286088
The animals they're based on have versions of the functions elevated to sapience to at least some degree. Sexuality, however, is much less of a construct in them than it is to animals who mate for pleasure (and are therefore capable of attraction).

Noddwyd

Noddwyd Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:40:17 No.21286134 Report

Quoted By:

>>21285423
I dunno, Wally is half pokemon himself. That's why he was so frail, yet ended up being such a great trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:41:18 No.21286140 Report

Quoted By: >>21286171

>>21286111
Gardevoir, anyhow, as OP used, isn't in Human-like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:43:32 No.21286158 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:43:52 No.21286162 Report

Quoted By: >>21286176

>>21285978
That's actually rather difficult to answer.

At one point, I'd feel inclined to give her what she wants since I want her to be happy.
And sex isn't unpleasant.

But at another, my personal lack of physical attraction towards her would, well, get in the way of things.
Especially if it was supposed to happen regularly from then on.

So I'm not really sure how things would ultimately end up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:44:41 No.21286171 Report

Quoted By: >>21286182 >>21286185 >>21286288 >>21287106

>>21286111
>>21286125
>>21286140
We are, however, in the Field group because we're mammals. It's the same reason an Espurr and a Wailord can have kids.

Noddwyd

Noddwyd Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:44:59 No.21286174 Report

Quoted By: >>21287296

>>21285704
It's in that Library. In english it just says something like "they ate at the same table, and there was no real difference or separation between the two." In the Japanese it says something about marriage though. I don't have the quote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:45:44 No.21286176 Report

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>>21286162
Dude, just FUCK IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:46:43 No.21286182 Report

Quoted By: >>21286186 >>21286188

>>21286171
Not every mammal is in Field. Field is for relatively average-looking mammals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:47:13 No.21286184 Report

Quoted By: >>21286529

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:47:16 No.21286185 Report

Quoted By: >>21286197

>>21286171
>humans are in the Field group
Huh.
I wasn't aware of this. Seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:47:22 No.21286186 Report

Quoted By: >>21286191 >>21286192

>>21286182
I would a Noivern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:47:34 No.21286188 Report

Quoted By: >>21286200

>>21286182
>bats
>mammals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:47:44 No.21286191 Report

Quoted By: >>21286197

>>21286186
Who wouldn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:48:00 No.21286192 Report

Quoted By: >>21286201 >>21286203

>>21286186
That's because you're a furry. Most people aren't furries, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:48:27 No.21286197 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286185
It makes sense. Or at least it makes sense for GF and TPC.

>>21286191
>not posting the image

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:49:01 No.21286200 Report

Quoted By: >>21286975

>>21286188
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat
You're joking, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:49:04 No.21286201 Report

Quoted By: >>21286213 >>21286225 >>21286233 >>21286262

>>21286192
Fucking Pokemon isn't furry though unless it's Lucario

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:49:07 No.21286202 Report

Quoted By: >>21286242

>>21286116
>>21286127
>Cats are bad example
Noted.

What real things that are closer to pokemon can you suggest? How would you react if those things started getting horny on you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:49:08 No.21286203 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286192
Lol look at this faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:49:26 No.21286206 Report

Quoted By: >>21286248

>>21286129
I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't even know if you are agreeing with us.
Can you talk like a normal person?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:50:18 No.21286212 Report

Quoted By: >>21286232 >>21286322

>>21285362
Human's are a mix of every egg group.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:50:24 No.21286213 Report

Quoted By: >>21286228

>>21286201
>Fucking Pokemon isn't furry
I love delusional people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:51:51 No.21286225 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286201
A more precise term would be "Poképhilia".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:52:46 No.21286228 Report

Quoted By: >>21286249 >>21286258

>>21286213
Gardevoir the only exception.

R...Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:53:09 No.21286231 Report

Quoted By: >>21286309

>>21285362
>move to Sinnoh
>catch Kirlia
>marry as Gardevoir
>somehow make it stay in its Mega Evolution permanently
>even if it's not possible, it's still alright
Life is now worth living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:53:27 No.21286232 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286212
>humans can make pokebabies with everyone
I like how you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:53:28 No.21286233 Report

Quoted By: >>21286347

>>21286201
If it's not even sort of anthropomorphic, it's just zoophilic, which is, of course, not all that common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:55:01 No.21286242 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286202
>What real things that are closer to pokemon can you suggest?
That's a really hard question. I don't think there is something pokemon can be compared to in real life since the concept of pokemon itself is really weird.
In the pokemon world, they are pets, but they are also as smart as/smarter than you, so they are more close to being a friend, as in an equal in status, to you, rather than a pet.
So, yeah, you can't compare them to anything from here.

>How would you react if those things started getting horny on you?
Since I am pokephilic my answer would be pretty biased.
If it is one of my pokemon that I really love, I would be totally okay with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:55:31 No.21286248 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286206
Basically, I'm saying that pokemon are more intelligent than real life animals because the mental faculties they do have are exaggerated. However, little has reason to spring from a mental faculty that wasn't even there in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:56:01 No.21286249 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286228
Very borderline, but I'd say yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:57:07 No.21286258 Report

Quoted By: >>21286291

>>21286228
she's like a giant walking onion. You're more of a vegephile than a furry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:57:18 No.21286262 Report

Quoted By: >>21286269 >>21286318 >>21286332

>>21286201
>fucking a Lucario is furry
>fucking an Arcanine isn't
This logic astounds me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:57:30 No.21286265 Report

Quoted By: >>21286300 >>21286302

>>21286024
>bulbapedo

Pomf probably made that up to justify his fur fag fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 04:58:22 No.21286269 Report

Quoted By: >>21286290 >>21286294

>>21286262
Arcanine isn't furbait, Lucario is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:00:13 No.21286288 Report

Quoted By: >>21286302

>>21286171
What group is Slaking in? That's the one we in.

*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:00:18 No.21286290 Report

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>>21286269
This. Case in point, any Lucario thread on /v/. I tried starting a PD thread on there with a green and purple Lucario and...yeah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:00:24 No.21286291 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286258
Her mega dress isn't acually THAT weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:00:42 No.21286294 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286269
>it doesn't have as much furry porn as Lucario so it isn't relevant to this argument about furries!
Great logic there m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:01:16 No.21286300 Report

Quoted By: >>21286322

>>21286265
>being this new
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:01:20 No.21286302 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286288
Field.

>>21286265
No, it's real. And Pomf doesn't have a fur fag fetish, he's a pedophile. How new are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:01:34 No.21286309 Report

Quoted By: >>21286408 >>21286422 >>21286555

>>21286231

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:02:08 No.21286318 Report

Quoted By: >>21286347

>>21286262
Arcanine is zoophilic, not furry.

Furry is anthro, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:02:37 No.21286322 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286300
Like I said>>21286212

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:03:41 No.21286332 Report

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>>21286262
Bestiality != furry

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:03:51 No.21286335 Report

Quoted By: >>21286343 >>21286859

Would you hug?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:04:36 No.21286343 Report

Quoted By: >>21286357 >>21286363

>>21286335
edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:04:49 No.21286347 Report

Quoted By: >>21286410

>>21286233
>>21286318
Is it really zoophilic?
I think there is differences between zoophilia and pokephilia.
A zoophilic can also be attracted to animals not just because of their appearance, but because the fact that they have an animal mind.
Pokemon doesn't have an animal mind. It's more like an animal with human behaviour, it's not exactly the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:05:10 No.21286348 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:06:25 No.21286357 Report

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>>21286343
>>21285837

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:06:57 No.21286363 Report

Quoted By: >>21286383

>>21286343
that's the joke of the comic retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:07:49 No.21286366 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:09:37 No.21286383 Report

Quoted By: >>21286393

>>21286363
>it was meant to be edgy, I swear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:10:45 No.21286393 Report

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>>21286383
Except it was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:11:14 No.21286396 Report

Quoted By: >>21286416 >>21286418 >>21286458

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:11:24 No.21286402 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:12:03 No.21286404 Report

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>>21286111
i want to cum inside vaporeon
best pokemon to fug

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:12:17 No.21286407 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:12:19 No.21286408 Report

Quoted By: >>21286422 >>21286535 >>21286555

>>21286309

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:12:26 No.21286410 Report

Quoted By: >>21286418

>>21286347
>more like an animal with human behaviour, it's not exactly the same
I guess that's true.
Sure, the different interaction would make things... different.

I have no idea what to call that sort of stuff, though, if not zoophilia.
Is there even a word for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:12:58 No.21286416 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286396
yandere a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:13:14 No.21286418 Report

Quoted By: >>21286440

>>21286396
>i shoot her down then and there
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

>>21286410
Language barriers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:13:48 No.21286422 Report

Quoted By: >>21286519

>>21286309
>>21286408
So is gallade considered a pedophile or not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:15:56 No.21286440 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286418
The weakest character I have ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:17:40 No.21286457 Report

Quoted By:

>>21285362
Gardervior is best girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:17:45 No.21286458 Report

Quoted By: >>21286529

>>21286396
Lopunny would be a better fuck than Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:20:06 No.21286488 Report

Quoted By: >>21286499

Where do I go to find Male Voir porn?

Please, I need it for research

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:21:01 No.21286499 Report

Quoted By: >>21286628

>>21286488
There's some on e621.

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:22:27 No.21286519 Report

Quoted By: >>21286594

>>21286422
Not likely, as we don't know that kirilia's age.
and even if age==level, there are more kirilias over the level of 18 than under it.

the real question is,
if a pokemon is attracted to a pokemon of a different species (but same egg group), is it a pervert?
and,
do evolved forms count as different species? or is it okay because it's family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:23:24 No.21286529 Report

Quoted By: >>21286613

>>21286458
Why not both?>>21286184

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:23:54 No.21286535 Report

Quoted By: >>21286555

>>21286408
>you will never be forced to mate with a cute innocent kirlia
why even live

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:24:25 No.21286548 Report

Quoted By: >>21286627

Liking Gothitelle when Gardevoir exists is suffering.

Where is my male Gothitelle porn? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:25:20 No.21286555 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286309
>>21286408
>>21286535
We need more innocent kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:27:43 No.21286578 Report

Quoted By: >>21286587

Would you be able to do it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:29:00 No.21286587 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286578

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:30:24 No.21286591 Report

Quoted By:

But OP, it's haram.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:30:52 No.21286594 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286519
>if age=level, there are more kirilias over the level of 18
>training a Ralts to a Gardevoir takes 30 years
Alright, I think we've confirmed that levels and age don't quite match.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:32:51 No.21286604 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:34:28 No.21286613 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286529
That does seem... better.

To say the least.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:35:26 No.21286621 Report

Quoted By: >>21286653 >>21286704 >>21287011

So kirlia or gardevoir?

Thread Hidden Expert !!TNyAHGe8fIO

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Thread Hidden Expert !!TNyAHGe8fIO Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:36:31 No.21286627 Report

Quoted By: >>21286661

>>21286548
I only found some at Rule 34.
Only some.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:36:41 No.21286628 Report

Quoted By: >>21286660

>>21286499
So what do I search, just Male Gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:40:17 No.21286650 Report

Quoted By: >>21286672 >>21286963 >>21286977

>Used to
Pokémon and humans used to be the same species.
Primates and humans used to be the same species. We evolved differently. We are no longer the same species.
Just as in Pokémon, humans and Pokémon are no longer the same species.
You wanting a wifu Pokémon is the same as wanting an orangutan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:40:44 No.21286653 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286621
Kirlia for female, gardevoir for male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:41:23 No.21286660 Report

Quoted By: >>21286710

>>21286628
gardevoir, male

Exactly like that. You're bound to get some false positives, but you will cut on a large amount of useless results.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:41:52 No.21286661 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286627
Overall, I've found maybe one image worth saving. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:44:37 No.21286672 Report

Quoted By: >>21286730

>>21286650
see >>21286127
animals =/= pokemon

nice try though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:49:55 No.21286702 Report

Quoted By: >>21286727 >>21287015 >>21287022 >>21287105

>>21286073
You get your gardevoir pregnant.
what do?

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:50:04 No.21286704 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286621
>binding the legs
Why
those need to be open

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:50:30 No.21286710 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286660
thanks anon, you're doing gods work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:53:15 No.21286727 Report

Quoted By: >>21286731 >>21286751

>>21286702
Have cute ralts offspring.

I mean, what else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:53:54 No.21286730 Report

Quoted By: >>21286734 >>21286746

>>21286672
Not talking about Pokémon being animals.
Talking about Pokémon and humans evolving apart just like humans evolved apart from primates. Used to be same, now they aren't.
You using the excuse that they used to be the same in order to fuck them is the same as you using the fact that we used to be the same as primates in order to fuck an orangutan.

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:54:05 No.21286731 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286727
What moves would that ralts know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:55:23 No.21286734 Report

Quoted By: >>21286853

>>21286730
A dog can reproduce with a whale in pokemon just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:57:21 No.21286746 Report

Quoted By: >>21286920

>>21286730
>You using the excuse that they used to be the same in order to fuck them
No I don't, but I don't think a human would need an excuse to fuck a pokemon in the pokemon canon, since they are as smart as a human and they can consent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 05:58:11 No.21286751 Report

Quoted By: >>21286759 >>21286768

>>21286727
The baby come's out full human.
How would that work out?
would gardevoir still love it even if its not a ralts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:00:44 No.21286759 Report

Quoted By: >>21286784

>>21286751
>would gardevoir still love it even if its not a ralts?
Why wouldn't she? That happens a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:02:51 No.21286768 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286751
She already fucks a human regularly.

I don't think popping out a human baby would be very difficult to deal with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:06:00 No.21286784 Report

Quoted By: >>21286792

>>21286759
Its not exactly her species but I guess motherly instincts would go past that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:07:26 No.21286792 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286784
Man, it's pretty common for pokemon to breed with other species

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:12:46 No.21286847 Report

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>>21285871
They built weapons capable of destroying your mum in bed :~)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:13:27 No.21286853 Report

Quoted By: >>21286892

>>21286734
Pokémon is a species.
In Pokémon a dog Pokémon can have an egg with a whale Pokémon.
In XY it is stated that eggs aren't really eggs, they're more akin to Pokéballs than a natural egg. Breeders still don't understand how the eggs appear; this means that there is no proof of sex between the parents.
It is my belief that Pokémon breed through a DNA sequencing event that requires similar DNA partners of the opposite gender.
Ditto is the universal breeder. It is a failed copy of Mew, the Pokémon that contains all the DNA of all Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:13:55 No.21286859 Report

Quoted By: >>21286903 >>21286915

>>21286335
>Synchronize
>About to climax during sex
>Synchronize
>Simultaneous orgasm every time

Truly, Gardevoir is the best of wives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:15:22 No.21286870 Report

Quoted By: >>21286916

What would gardevoir milk taste like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:16:12 No.21286879 Report

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>>21285978
is this an analogy for you wanting to fuck your confused little sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:17:34 No.21286892 Report

Quoted By: >>21287001

>>21286853
>I don't agree with anyone here, because it doesn't make sense with my shitty headcanons

2/10, made me reply

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:18:50 No.21286903 Report

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>>21286859
That's actually pretty awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:19:48 No.21286915 Report

Quoted By: >>21286938

>>21286859
Yes but this is a kirlia in the image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:19:50 No.21286916 Report

Quoted By: >>21286968

>>21286870

gardevoir are not mammals therefore do not produce milk

so it would taste like whatever the milk at the store tastes like, as she's filled some bags with milk and placed them under her shirt. you can skip the first step if she's a canadian gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:20:23 No.21286920 Report

Quoted By: >>21286946

>>21286746
Genitalia not confirmed on Pokémon. Only mouths confirmed on most Pokémon.
Welcome to the problem with wanting to fuck a mermaid.
Also, most mammals can "consent" to sex: male mammals will mount just about anything and females in heat will let just about anything mount them.
Beastiality is even legal in most states.
Doesn't mean you're not a faggot fucking an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:24:04 No.21286938 Report

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>>21286915
Give it a few levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:24:27 No.21286940 Report

Quoted By: >>21286970 >>21286999

Not sure what's worse about the Pokémon culture: the furfags or the pedophiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:25:18 No.21286946 Report

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>>21286920
>Genitalia not confirmed on Pokémon. Only mouths confirmed on most Pokémon.
Welcome to the problem with wanting to fuck a mermaid.
It will never be confirmed since it's a kid-friendly franchise. So anyone can think whatever they want.

>Doesn't mean you're not a faggot fucking an animal.
Animals are dirty and primitive.
(most)Pokemon are not. So who the fuck cares

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:25:48 No.21286951 Report

Quoted By: >>21286974

>>21285810
She's taken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:27:22 No.21286963 Report

Quoted By: >>21287087

>>21286650
Not necessarily. The fact you can communicate with them much more clearly than with animals makes it something... uh... weird. Maybe in that world it can really happen and it's not so unreasonable, being some cultures even open to that possibility, like Sinnoh (or Greek in this world being open to homosexuality, being a taboo in Western society until some decades ago)
It's even possible that humans birth from eggs in the Pokemon world. I don't remind seeing any pregnant woman in the games, that serves me as a clue. I think that biologically it's even possible to humans to breed, at least with Ditto. Also Sinnoh tale dismiss that people are considered as legendary Pokemon because it says "There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table."
Now, there are no clues to tell what is the human egg group, so I can't tell if in that world people can breed with Gardevoir or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:28:37 No.21286968 Report

Quoted By: >>21286983

>>21286916
Well I am Canadian does that mean she would be a Canadian gardevoir then?

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:28:59 No.21286970 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286940
the underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:30:03 No.21286974 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286951

>Cliff
>implying because they had dinner together once they're a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:30:07 No.21286975 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286200
They're clearly bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:30:17 No.21286977 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286650
The way I see it, Pokemon are like the demons from SMT, but more kid-friendly. They're their own thing, separate from the rest of the ecosystem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:31:23 No.21286983 Report

Quoted By: >>21286995 >>21287013

>>21286968

did you catch her in canada? does she like ice in her beer? does she like unova but won't admit it to other canadian gardevoirs? does she speak kalosian and unovan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:33:17 No.21286995 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286983
>does she like ice in her beer?
I'm now imagining what it'd be like to get wasted with a psychic type.

You know, the telepathic conversation.
>tfw she accidently wrecks your brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:34:12 No.21286999 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286940
For me Pedos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:34:16 No.21287001 Report

Quoted By: >>21287016

>>21286892
>I want to fantasize about fucking a Pokémon, so I'll excuse it with my own headcannon about Pokémon having genitalia, consent, and a shared ancestry from millions of years ago.
3/10, made me kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:36:18 No.21287011 Report

Quoted By:

>>21286621
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:37:24 No.21287013 Report

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>>21286983
>did you catch her in canada
Yes
Unova is not base on Canada its base on new York.
Gen 7 base on Ontario or Quebec.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:37:41 No.21287015 Report

Quoted By: >>21287031 >>21287105

>>21286702
Abort whatever the hell's growing within it.
It logically can't be natural cross-egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:38:08 No.21287016 Report

Quoted By:

>>21287001
>being smart enough to consent
>shared ancentry
>headcanon

Do you even know what headcanon is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:38:43 No.21287022 Report

Quoted By: >>21287033 >>21287105

>>21286702
She can't. Pokemon reproduce through eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:40:39 No.21287031 Report

Quoted By:

>>21287015
>Not wanting to birth the Anti Christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:40:58 No.21287033 Report

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>>21287022
She's keeping the egg inside her womb so it can be warm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:44:58 No.21287059 Report

Quoted By: >>21287083 >>21287092 >>21287094

>tfw have irl qt gf
>she hates the waifu mons because they're so sexualized
>tfw she doesn't realize that if pokemon were real
>I'd leave her in a heartbeat to marry my gardevoir

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:46:15 No.21287072 Report

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What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys.

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:48:08 No.21287083 Report

Quoted By: >>21287088

>>21287059
I think she knows anon. What other reason is there to hate imaginary beings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:48:37 No.21287087 Report

Quoted By: >>21287118

>>21286963
>There once were
>Long ago
Implying "no longer".
Implying humans and Pokémon can no longer breed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:48:50 No.21287088 Report

Quoted By: >>21287099

>>21287083
good god you're on to something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:50:39 No.21287092 Report

Quoted By:

>>21287059
>tfw she doesn't realize that if pokemon were real, trainers would bone their 'mons all the time
This is hardly up for speculation.

>tfw humans would probably only fuck each other on relatively rare occasions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:50:47 No.21287094 Report

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>>21287059
>tfw you realize an irl Gardevoir is an abomination

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:51:39 No.21287099 Report

Quoted By: >>21287103

>>21287088
Quick before she dump your sorry ass. Do something nice for her to take her mind of it.

But always keep the one teue waifu in your heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:52:49 No.21287103 Report

Quoted By:

>>21287099
one true* waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:53:37 No.21287105 Report

Quoted By: >>21287161

>>21286702
>>21287015
>>21287022
>Gardevoir are capable of producing miniature black holes to defend their trainers
I'm sure one of them could probably figure out how to build a functioning womb with psychic bullshit. That's probably what their "bodies" are formed out of to begin with.
>Amorphous egg group

That said I always assumed that Eggs came from the same place as Draco Meteors or a Squirtle's Hydro Pump: left the fuck nowhere at the Pokemon's discretion. The Daycare couple aren't trying to protect innocent minds, they legitimately have no clue how it happens. Probably works in a similar fashion as the Pledge moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:53:40 No.21287106 Report

Quoted By: >>21287160

>>21286171
So you mean I can fugg my mawile and have beautiful offspring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:56:31 No.21287118 Report

Quoted By: >>21287272

>>21287087
It talks about "marriage" and "eat at the same table", so it talks more about social change than natural change: a timespan not long enough to make any difference in any genetic code, more a difference in how people and Pokemon relationship were.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 06:58:59 No.21287141 Report

Quoted By: >>21287188

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:00:03 No.21287149 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:01:23 No.21287160 Report

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>>21287106
>fugging
>mawile
>ever
What?

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:01:24 No.21287161 Report

Quoted By: >>21287175

>>21287105
comic that sums up pokemon breeding

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:03:03 No.21287175 Report

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>>21287161
Just don't question pokemon genetics.

Ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:03:46 No.21287181 Report

Quoted By: >>21287193

Humans in the pokemon world have been shown to have super physical capibilities and psychic powers.

If Humans had a Primal reversion it would probably be Fighting/Psychic.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:04:41 No.21287188 Report

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>>21287141
Why marry my pokemon when I can marry her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:04:59 No.21287193 Report

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>>21287181
I've heard about this before.

It guess it makes sense to some extent.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:15:11 No.21287246 Report

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:22:14 No.21287272 Report

Quoted By: >>21287289 >>21287307 >>21287369

>>21287118
True: our evolution split from primates was at least 8 million years ago and marriage is only about 300 thousand years old. In this timeframe humans and Pokémon would not be able to evolve apart a significant amount.
10/10 good point.
However, is it true evolution when a Pokémon evolves? If so, it is possible that the "Mitochondrial Eve" of Pokémon and its offspring could have been the first to rapidly evolve, as current Pokémon do, thus creating the vast distinction between humans and Pokémon over thousands of years instead of millions.
Farfetched thought, but no more farfetched than some of the things I've read in this thread.

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5

thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:26:06 No.21287289 Report

Quoted By: >>21287346

>>21287272
I think it is less of a biological barrier and more of a cultural barrier- it's not that it can't be done, but its considered taboo- probably due to how pokeballs makes pokemons easily exploitable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:27:28 No.21287296 Report

Quoted By:

>>21285990
>>21286174
See >>21285455.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:29:31 No.21287307 Report

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>>21287272
AZ is 3,000+ years old and talks about the war between Pokémon. I forget if humans other than AZ and his younger brother are mentioned.
It's possible that humans were the ones who split from Pokémon and rapidly evolved to current form.
Can you think of any reference to humans older than AZ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:38:25 No.21287346 Report

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>>21287289
>It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.
I'm thinking more about this line more than anything.
The lore states that they once got married because they were once the same.
This implies there was enough time for them to separate genetically after the history of them marrying one another.

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Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:39:42 No.21287353 Report

Quoted By: >>21287380

I'm going to marry garchomp!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:43:14 No.21287369 Report

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>>21287272
Sounds plausible, given the amount of artificial pokemon created in that world, counting the Porygon, Golett/Golurk and Mewtwo. That would mean that Pokemon DNA is far more changing than animals in our world.
It still sounds more like a social change made Pokemon and people marriage a taboo, starting with the hand-made Pokeball invention with apricorns, and then industrial-made Pokeballs. And, subverted in the last Pokemon games, people lost their ability to coexist and communicate with Pokemon without the use of Pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Oct 2014 07:44:34 No.21287380 Report

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>>21287353
There's enough porn of that thing to make me not question your decision.

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