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Times you got a Pokemon related present, I'll start. >Really want a Gameboy and Pokemon Silver so that I can play with all of my friends >Beg my mom for weeks to get it for me >"I'm sorry honey we just don't have the money right now" >Get sad. She realizes this. >One week later mom comes home and says >"Honey, I have a surprise for you" >Oh fucking shit, it's actually happening >I sit down and go to open it >It's not a Gameboy or Pokemon >It's a VHS of Space Jam and a pack of Pokemon Cards >"What the fuck mom, this isn't a Gameboy." >"I'm sorry sweetie but I can't afford it" >I walk to the kitchen, grab a knife out of the drawer and hold it to my throat >Tell her if she doesn't get me Pokemon, I'm going to leave her just like dad did >She starts crying >I put the knife down and go back to my room >The next morning >I open the door and there's a brand new Gameboy and copy of Pokemon Silver >Go thank my mother
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>>21287373 COME ON AND SLAM
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thoughtless celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5
I was young once
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>>21287373 Nobody is this much of an asshole, right?
Anonymous
>>21287384 AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
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I know it's not true, but it still makes me really sad.
Anonymous
>>21287473 HEY YOU WHATCHA GONNA DO
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>>21287513 HEY, YOU, WHATCHA GONNA DO
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>>21287535 WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU Anonymous
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>>21287936 BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS.
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>>21287373 I would've given you a bigger knife instead
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>>21287967 >I walk to the kitchen, grab a knife out of the drawer and hold it to my throat >Tell her if she doesn't get me Pokemon, I'm going to leave her just like dad did >"Go ahead you little brat." Anonymous
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>>21287373 plz see a therapist.
that shit's fucked up
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>>21287461 probably
he want to be koolz on teh internet
upboat his story
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>>21287373 proud of yourself you little shit? you should earn it, not blackmail your own parent. What a faggot.
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>>21287373 I know this isn't real but holy shit.
My parents could never afford to get me nice things on my birthday or christmas, but I just kept on truckin' just fine. (Well, until their tax return came in and I got to pick one or two things I really wanted.)
LAG !08S2MvdhGQ
>>21287373 to this day my parents haven't bought me any /v/-related stuff.
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one time when i asked my dad for some chocolate milk drink and he said no, i pestered him. he got so mad when we got home he put me in a sack and hung it from the garage ceiling. Anonymous
>tfw you tried something like this as a kid but your mom encouraged you to kill yourself because she doesn't care
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>>21287461 >But I never was this underage. Are you Willy Wonka?
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>get VHS in the mail from Toys R Us >It's the Pokemon promotional shit they send to people who shop there a lot >watch it over and over even though it's only about 20 minutes long >never ask my mom for a copy of the game but she sees how much I like the show so one day I get a brand new Game Boy Color and Pokemon Blue >Got my dex complete thanks to friends with Red, not much left to do >Hear Gold and Silver are coming out, get fucking hyped about it >Mom asks me if I know when it's coming out >"Nah mom we get this stuff later than the Japanese but they'll have commercials and shit for it" >Christmas 1999 rolls around >Open up my presents, MUTHERFUCKING Legos hell yeah! >One last present >Imported copy of Pokemon Gold
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>>21288771 That's terrible, hang in there bro.
LAG !08S2MvdhGQ
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>>21289257 thanks, but i'm okay. kids forgive easily.
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>want pokemon >tell my mom that I want to play the game >she says that I just got a new game and that I have enough games already >wtf is this bitch thinking >lay down on the floor and throw a tantrum >she just ignores me >fine cunt see how you like this >start straining my ass >push a huge log of shit out >it falls out of my shorts >her eyes widen when she realizes what's happening >she gets up and leaves the room without a word >next morning >Brand new 3DS and copy of Pokemon X on the kitchen table >I smile knowing that I won
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>>21289397 Why are Normalfags so weak willed?
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>>21288804 That's when you kill her instead. To make things even better, you're free to take her money after that.
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>>21288846 FALSE!
You said "got my dex complete thanks to friend with Red, not much left to do", how did you get the three starters if you had just one friend with a pokémon game? Also, i don't think a kid would trade a starter for anything that could be find normally in the game.
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>>21287373 >I'm going to leave her just like dad did That shit is fucking funny
Shrimp 0645-6987-2776 (Munna, Wobbuffet, ???)
Shrimp 0645-6987-2776 (Munna, Wobbuffet, ???) Mon 13 Oct 2014 15:59:30 No. 21289839 Report Quoted By:
>fall 2005-ish >bring GBA SP to school >it gets stolen >tell Mom >know we're too broke to get me a new one >over the coming months, lose all hope of getting another one >Christmas rolls around >get a suspiciously rectangular present >ignore the faint spark of hope trying desperately to flicker in the back of my mind >open it >brand new GBA SP, same color as my previous one >literally burst into tears >open next present, eyes still streaming >Leaf Green >bawling intensifies >baby cousin hugs me like "OMFG WHAT'S WRONG" >everyone laughs
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>>21289769 >not having a bro who would willingly restart his game just so that you could get all of the starters I bet you didn't even have friends, fag.
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>>21289327 THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
