>>21300793There are some pokemon that are secretly cocks. Combusken, Goodra, Palkia, it's the mark of a Manly, Super Pimp mon, the kind of of Poke that gets all the bitches and walks as if it owned the damn street. For such pokes there are two kind of people: themselves and their subjects.
Mega Heracross is the biggest and most burly cock of them all, with his giant, with which he fires cum-loaded pin missiles at his groupies 'cause his time is too valuable to spend it manually getting them pregnant, not to speak of his collosal horn, that could and daily destroys any pussy on its way that is not a Wailord's.
M-Heracross is the rightful god-king of the Pokemon world. Did I hear someone say Arceus?, Close Combat, What's that?, Nice bird, shame you'll need a new one after I break it with a 125 power Rock Blast.
Break your face that is. 
