Hello VP, my name is John Gamefreak, and I own Pokemon. I am here with news about the new Pocket Monsters games. You will love the new Pokemon, including Sword, Keyring, and Butterfly. We know you all like Mewtwo and Chairzard, so now they can evolve two times! And you can pay to use old Pokemon also! Enjoy an exciting adventure where you will battle angry French man. And sometimes the games are in 3D!
Please, look forward to New Pocket Monsters, coming soon to Nintendo! You have John Gamefreak's word that games will be fun for one full year before replacement by Hoenn. Enjoy!
