>>21361823how about play a game called "dont be a neckbeard" the rules are simple, you actually leave the "comfort" of your parents home (or in some rare cases, your home) and go to an actual bar or a club (it IS the weekend so try to go to a club) and drink there and show off your body, then when girls talk to you or admire you by looking, that person must take a drink.... if a girl talks to you you must call her an ugly fucking dog, and take 2 drinks.
repeat this until someone cant stand up, and or dies.if you get kicked out of the bar/club just complain to the bouncers that "if girls here were not so fucking ugly and retarded, i wouldnt have to tell them these things" then leave and repeat at the next place, its funny as fuck.