So there I was, sitting around at work while the TVs for sale were airing yet another fucking sports talk show. Men in suits were getting extremely upset at each other and arguing about how Meathead #1 was going to play against Meathead #2, or how Meathead #3's injury was going to affect all kinds of stupid bullshit.

And then it hit me: even though I know jack shit about sports, all their arguing sounded familiar. It's the EXACT same kind of sperging out we do about Pokemon. They've got the same "autism" we do, just about large sweaty men instead of pixels and data.