>>21412527wortorle makes no sense
it's like they had a design that they wanted to take somewhere and when they finished, upper management was like "fuck this gay shit....put some cannons on a fat turtle and we out of here"
charmander > charmeleon > charizard makes sense
it's a small lizard who turns into an adolescent lizard who turns into a dragon
bulbasaur > ivysaur > venusaur makes sense
a dinosaur with a planet on its back gradually blooms as it ages and grows larger
squirtle line is just nonsensical...still like it tho and mostly because of nostalgia