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Porygon2 Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:05:33 No.21426707 View View Reply Original Report

Hey guys! Porygon2's alarm is about to go off!

He has a lot to do today!

But what problems will he face?
Luckily, Porygon2 can trace any ability, overcoming any obstacle!

>Odd numbers describe the event that happens next

>Even numbers choose what ability Porygon2 Traces to overcome the happenstance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:07:54 No.21426717 Report

Quoted By: >>21426801

If odds, the alarm turns into mega Glalie and explodes

If evens, it traces early bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:08:49 No.21426722 Report

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Porygon2 can't get out of bed because of his crippling depression and social anxiety.

Back to sleep. Back to darkness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:09:15 No.21426724 Report

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This thread is dildos. I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:09:57 No.21426730 Report

Quoted By: >>21426801

>>21426707
If odds, he keeps sleeping
if even it traces insomnia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:10:38 No.21426737 Report

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If odd, porygon 2 tries to eat breakfast without realizing it can't

Even it gets tough jaws and eats the bowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:14:29 No.21426762 Report

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If even, Porygon posts a "sent :^)" in a request thread.

If odd, Porygon attempts to trace a G.oodra's ability, but declines seeing as he is male and he can only imagine G.oodra's abilities as feminine traits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:17:08 No.21426781 Report

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If odds Porygon produces a blinding explosion and gives 300 japanese kids seizures

If evens Porygon traces Desolate Land and dries up Flygons tears, allowing it to Mega Evolve

Porygon2

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Porygon2 Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:20:38 No.21426801 Report

Quoted By: >>21426817 >>21426823 >>21426827

>>21426717
>>21426730
What a horrible start to the day!

Porygon2 whishes he could go back to bed, but he can't.

His bed was blown up and now he has insomnia.

>Next two replies to this pick what happens next, odds is the event, even is the ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:22:53 No.21426817 Report

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>>21426801
If odds Porygon gets into his porsche but gets distracted by the cute girl over the road and crashes into a sign

If evens he traces Cute Charm and the same thing happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:24:04 No.21426823 Report

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>>21426801
Odds, he washes his...bill.
Evens, he traces Water Veil to do i anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 14:24:30 No.21426827 Report

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>>21426801
If odds he goes outside

If even he traces Sap Sipper for breakfast.

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