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>>21427319
Nah... She'll have to put her sweaty pirate butt in my face and step on my something to make me admit that shitty waterfags are better than expanding the landmass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:40:24 No.21427369 Report

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>>21427347
>Unironically supporting the team with objectively the worst purpose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:41:26 No.21427379 Report

Quoted By: >>21427408

Magma has cuter girls so it's superior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:41:40 No.21427383 Report

Quoted By: >>21427399 >>21427414 >>21427415

>>21427369
>supporting a team out to kill us all by removing our water supply

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:42:18 No.21427397 Report

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>>21427358
Uglyass Courtney autistically walks away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:42:31 No.21427399 Report

Quoted By: >>21427419 >>21427422 >>21427433

>>21427383
>Not understanding that Magma's purpose is to REDUCE the water level, especially the ocean's which have salty water, not completely get rid of water altogether
Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:42:58 No.21427404 Report

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>>21427335
nothing wrong with a good whore, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:43:13 No.21427408 Report

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>>21427379
hnnnnnng

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:43:37 No.21427414 Report

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>>21427383
>supporting a team out to drown us all because they're a bunch of hippies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:43:41 No.21427415 Report

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>>21427383
Their intention is literally the opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:44:23 No.21427419 Report

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>>21427399
>which will devastate the fisheries and ruin lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:44:35 No.21427422 Report

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>>21427399
>implying salty water can't be filtered
>implying making more room for marine life is bad in any way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:45:38 No.21427429 Report

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Where is my team ventus GF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:46:17 No.21427433 Report

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>>21427399

Reads comment

>No you. Please. For me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:46:32 No.21427435 Report

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>>21427419
For the greater purpose, Anon. For the greater purpose.

>>21427422
>>implying making more room for marine life is bad in any way
>implying making more room for terrestrial life is bad in any way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:48:02 No.21427445 Report

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>>21427435
>allowing more land to encourage human overpopulation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:48:25 No.21427448 Report

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>>21427319
But anon, male magma grunts are cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:48:41 No.21427450 Report

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>>21427319
And good thing he's a nerd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:49:33 No.21427454 Report

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>>21427445
Overpopulation is going to happen whether we live on an island or an entire Earth made of land. You can't stop it at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:50:49 No.21427465 Report

Quoted By: >>21427475 >>21439033

>>21427435
>terrestrial life

that's like what? 10% of all life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:52:19 No.21427475 Report

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>>21427465
So you're saying that somehow making that 90% of marine life an even greater percentage will produce any benefits at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:52:33 No.21427477 Report

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>>21427319
Aqua has best husbando, so Aqua is automatically the best. Shelly and the female grunt are pretty banging too. Plus the guys are bros, seem like they would be fun to party with. 10/10 team would join.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:52:56 No.21427481 Report

Quoted By: >>21427498

>>21427422
>implying removing habitats for terrestrial life is good in any way.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be all for the best when commercial centers like Slateport and Lilycove go underwater, as well as the space center in Mossdeep. Hell, depending on how much Aqua aims to raise the sea levels, we could also lose Petalburg, Oldale, and Mauville. Not to mention all of the routes that will be swallowed up by the sea, thereby displacing or killing hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting, innocent Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:54:35 No.21427498 Report

Quoted By: >>21427503 >>21427621

>>21427481
Slateport and Lilycove are sucessfull BECAUSE of the sea, if they were landlocked, they would be ghost towns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:55:12 No.21427503 Report

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>>21427498
>Missing the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:58:44 No.21427530 Report

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>>21427319
>dat sexy midrff flash
>dat lush, thick, Gypsy hair
>dem eyes

Putting in my pre-order.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 15:59:14 No.21427535 Report

Quoted By: >>21427542 >>21427546 >>21427553

Why the fuck are you idiots arguing about the stupid, nonsensical plans of goofy children's video game villains? Neither of them would work, both would result in a lot of creatures dying and the world getting fucked over. Just post fanart for fuck's sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:00:18 No.21427542 Report

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>>21427535
Go away Rayquaza

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:00:39 No.21427544 Report

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>>21427335

>implying being a whore is innately bad

The trick is not to deny nor hide it. As long as you're open about it everything is good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:00:51 No.21427546 Report

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>>21427535
>you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:01:48 No.21427553 Report

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>>21427319
Chances are you get to battle the other team during the postgame.
>>21427535
Zinnia pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:08:18 No.21427621 Report

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>>21427498
Right. But if the sea level is raised, they will be underwater. Meaning they are no longer there.

Expanding landmasses doesn't mean landlocking things. It means putting land where it needs to be in order to better everyone, people and Pokémon alike. Raising the sea level would result in net losses for the causes of both Pokémon and human well-being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:09:04 No.21427629 Report

Quoted By: >>21427638 >>21427660 >>21427666 >>21428617

ITT: Proof that /vp/ is full of waifufag, manchildren that argue mundane shit all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:10:11 No.21427638 Report

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>>21427629
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:12:22 No.21427660 Report

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>>21427629
>waifufag
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:12:48 No.21427666 Report

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>>21427629
welcome to /vp/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:13:54 No.21427672 Report

Quoted By: >>21435197

>>21427319
>picking sides.
enjoy your cancer you /pol/ fag.

>not choosing both sides, espionage both.
fucking plebs i tell ya what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 16:15:08 No.21427691 Report

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>>21427319
>i am a poorfag, so i choose one team only.
okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:33:34 No.21428531 Report

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>>21427319
They will submit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:40:06 No.21428595 Report

Quoted By: >>21436585

Would you orgy with them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:41:30 No.21428606 Report

Quoted By: >>21428687 >>21428734

>>21427319
How awkward is she going to look in the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:41:52 No.21428610 Report

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>>21427319
>playing the demo listening to the un-hype music
>aquafag mentions poseidon ingame
>confusion increases
God damn it, Pokemon.
Greek god pokemon confirmed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:42:57 No.21428617 Report

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>>21427629
>waifufag
>this thread is the proof
Have you seen the model animating threads? Jesus those people need to get their hands out of their pants and turn some pages of the bible I'll tell you what

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:49:57 No.21428678 Report

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>>21427477
This guy gets it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:50:21 No.21428685 Report

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:50:37 No.21428687 Report

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>>21428606
From the screenshots, she looks fine.

Ironically, the only awkward looking members of the Teams are Maxie/Archie. Their textures look really fucking wonky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:52:16 No.21428700 Report

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>>21427319
We knew it since the reveal of the team bosses. Here for delicious, sexy bearded pirate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:52:32 No.21428707 Report

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I've preordered AS for an obvious reason.
To beat the shit out of Team Aqua.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:53:58 No.21428734 Report

Quoted By: >>21430858

>>21428606
Her model looks damn good.

>>21428610
Yeah, that confused the fuck out of me too. Why the hell would Greek gods exist in the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 17:54:11 No.21428736 Report

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>>21427477
Yaass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 20:51:05 No.21430595 Report

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>>21427338
>linkng water ebonies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:01:23 No.21430744 Report

Quoted By: >>21430885

I really dont understand how anyone empathizes with Magma's faux-military nerdage. All of them look stiff, and way too serious about what they're doing.

Aqua members at least look to be enjoying themselves.

On that note, Archie used to look more friendly but now he looks Maxie-level crazy. I can understand WHY they did it but its off-putting anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:10:09 No.21430858 Report

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>>21428734 Dat camera angle
Getting Ruby cuz I prefer Groudon and I'm such a poorfag who can't afford buying both

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:12:16 No.21430885 Report

Quoted By: >>21431022 >>21431270

>>21430744
I don't know, Archie still seems friendlier than Maxie. It's a relative thing. He's smirking and smiling pretty much every time we've seen him in art or in the game, he seems like a pretty happy guy. Besides, before all we had to go off was the official art and he has basically the same expression in his ORAS character art as he does in the RSE art. He comes off as pretty crazy, yeah, but in a wild manic way unlike Maxie who seems like a high-strung control freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:24:29 No.21431022 Report

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>>21430885
maybe its the X over his brow that throws me off. He just seems darker than the original somehow despite the slightly silly getup

And yeah. COntrol Freak is exactly why I don't find Maxie appealing. The OCD is too strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:40:20 No.21431239 Report

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>>21427319
>>21427358
>>21427660

I'm sad none of the admins got high res art yet ou will ever get...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2014 21:43:28 No.21431270 Report

Quoted By: >>21434647

>>21430885
>He's smirking and smiling pretty much every time we've seen him in art or in the game, he seems like a pretty happy gu

H-He's flirting with you anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 02:13:50 No.21434402 Report

Quoted By: >>21435238

>>21427319
I feel like I'd be Team Aqua all day, but I like the Team Magma outfits more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 02:35:56 No.21434647 Report

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>>21431270
>you will never be spit-roasted by archie and matt
why even live

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 02:57:06 No.21434940 Report

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Yes, actually I am. After the demo Aqua has proven itself master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:16:59 No.21435197 Report

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>>21427672
This.
I main ruby because I like Groudon better.
Plus the exclusives i also prefer.

It's that simple.
People choose a game because of the villain? Okay..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:18:57 No.21435238 Report

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>the admins are the jolly brawn and the good-looking brains
Yes.

>>21434402
>choosing one team over another because of the outfits
Kalospoor confirmed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:22:50 No.21435299 Report

Quoted By: >>21442121

Both teams are shit. I'm just trying to get 8 badges and go the pokemon leauge, stop getting in my way and stop using unevolved shitmons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:52:27 No.21435698 Report

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Why is their no Team Ozone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:53:36 No.21435711 Report

Quoted By: >>21435765 >>21435794 >>21436060 >>21442247

>>21427319
Where were you when I changed /vp/ for the better?
>mfw noticing that literally nobody is enjoying ORAS
>mfw ORASfaggots getting called out on their shit
>mfw GF is finally getting the boycott it deserves
>mfw everyone finally realizes that BF won't return, ever
>mfw my ORAS poll was mostly just used by Nintenshills and underageb&s trying to make me soil my pants
>mfw the hate will only get stronger during release
>mfw I finally got my wish of purging remakefags from /vp/forever
Is this heaven? Is the nightmare finally over?

Thank fuck. Nobody is falling for your shit, GF. I'm not buying ORAS and neither will the vast majority of this board. We know better. I hope you enjoy bankruptcy, Shitendo. Enjoy seeing your sales plummet as more people boycott your games. Anyone who was delusional enough not to sell their 3D$ and Pii U by this point are the biggest fucking shills in existence

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:57:44 No.21435765 Report

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>>21435711
You and I both know that everyone who isn't a genwunner who was only into Pokemon during the 90s hype will be getting the new Pokemon games, even if they get a 0 on Metacritic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 03:59:02 No.21435794 Report

Quoted By: >>21435880

>>21435711
I have no idea how to respond to how stupid your post is.
You're goodraspammer-tier retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 04:04:15 No.21435880 Report

Quoted By: >>21435938 >>21436040

>>21435794
I'm convinced this is the Goodra spammer. Their style of shitposting is suspiciously similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 04:08:15 No.21435938 Report

Quoted By: >>21443007

>>21435880
That, and the Goodrafag is the only one autistic enough to go to literally every thread to post this shit and make 5 different threads about it.

This probably proves that Goodrafag never cared about Goodra nor does he care about whether ORAS succeeds or fails, he just shitposts for its own sake, so he picks whatever topic he knows will get lots of replies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 04:17:36 No.21436040 Report

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>>21435880
You're not alone. I had this assumption in the first few sentences. His writing style is pretty recognizable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 04:20:01 No.21436060 Report

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>>21435711
BR?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 04:54:54 No.21436458 Report

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>>21427369
The hell is going on with his hand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 05:00:54 No.21436533 Report

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>>21427319
>liking bitches with no hymen
>implying a filthy women like her is waifu material

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 05:05:11 No.21436585 Report

Quoted By: >>21436627

>>21428595
Why are they all brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 05:09:22 No.21436627 Report

Quoted By: >>21439013

>>21436585
Why are people who spend a large portion of their time outside during the day brown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 11:51:43 No.21439013 Report

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>>21436627
Only non-master race get brown tanned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 11:57:14 No.21439033 Report

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>>21427465
beetles make up like a quarter of all species

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 12:43:08 No.21439253 Report

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Team Aqua is the team with the best midriffs around and tons of style
now that's a fact you can trust

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 18:39:45 No.21442066 Report

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>>21427477
No it fucking hasn't. When will you guys understand

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 18:44:00 No.21442121 Report

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>>21435299
This guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 18:55:23 No.21442217 Report

Quoted By: >>21442231

>>21427319
I admitted inferiority as soon as I saw that midriff and those thighs.
Okay, serious question. what team will I fight against if I got Alpha Sapphire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 18:57:24 No.21442231 Report

Quoted By: >>21442297

>>21442217
You fight Team Aqua obviously.
But if you get Omega Ruby, you won't even see Team Aqua though. (I think)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 18:58:59 No.21442247 Report

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>>21435711
What the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 19:04:51 No.21442297 Report

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>>21442231
You will see Aqua in OR, but they won't be prominent characters or have much screentime. Archie will probably be the only member who has any lines (aside from those grunts at Mt. Chimney). If you like Aqua more you're better of getting Sapphire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 19:45:17 No.21442663 Report

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>>21427335
Stop promiscuity shaming patriach scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 19:58:54 No.21442782 Report

Quoted By: >>21442876 >>21443189

>>21427319
I'm conflicted about which version to get because I'd rather stop the Hitler-esque Team Magma and let my fun pirate bros run free. But on the other hand, if I buy OR, then I hardly see Aqua at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:12:33 No.21442876 Report

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>>21442782
I had the same problem. Magma seem more villainous than Aqua, so I would prefer to fight against them, but I prefer Aqua and they would be more fun to interact with. I went with Sapphire in the end. I'll probably play Omega Ruby one day though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:22:45 No.21442954 Report

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>>21427477
need snoop version of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:27:44 No.21443007 Report

Quoted By: >>21443032

>>21435938
>This probably proves that Goodrafag never cared about Goodra nor does he care about whether ORAS succeeds or fails

Slugfucker isn't the ORAS spammer, you fucking moron. And he gives the biggest fuck in the world about Goodra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:30:08 No.21443032 Report

Quoted By: >>21443138

>>21443007
>Slugfucker isn't the ORAS spammer, you fucking moron.
He is, though. If you paid attention you'd know his ORAS pastas are altered Goodra pastas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:34:54 No.21443072 Report

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>>21427454

My Malthusian nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:41:51 No.21443138 Report

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>>21443032
He isn't. That's what ORAS spammer wants you to think so you don't take slugfucker seriously. Trust me, I know. I'm one of the slugfuckers "apprentices"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2014 20:46:56 No.21443189 Report

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>>21442782
I'm in the same boat, man. I just wish there was a version where I could join Aqua, beat Magma, and still get Weatherwhale at the end.

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