Wtf.. really /vp/?

Which one of you sent this to me??
> Snorlax
> Male? Really? GG crackpot. Supposed to be Female. My Mother doesn't have a penis, kip. I was born from her vagina. At least get it right. :|
> Yo Momma
> Heavy Ball
> Thick Fat
> Lvl 1
> 0 IV's
> 0 EV's
> Shiny, ..thanks?
> Pokerus.. you saying my Mother's infected? Furbanging Prick. Go catch Ebola.
> Naughty. ..F you.
> Burn Heal? Real fricking original. Bravo..
> Loves to Eat.. Ha..Ha..Ha..
> OT: Gary Oak <-- ARE YOU SERIOUS? Are you 12?!, ID: 42069 <-- Gets high and gives head? ..Funny..
> Attract??? Should of put Tackle, Body Slam, or Heavy Slam. Least then it would of been more believable, fag.
> Lick.. hardy har har
> Swallow. . . You disgust me.
> Belch? Why the funk would you put belch?

Okay so my analysis on this Pokemon? You're trucking 12. I don't know how you managed to breed all these moves onto 1 Snorlax but w/e. You took the time to be fricking creative so I'll give you a 2/10. But that's it. Just as a heads up, don't ever send these out anymore. Yes, I am mad. This kind of crap is bait and needs to stop.

:| I'm not happy with whoever you are. Not happy at all. Thought we were over this crap. I mean it wasn't funny when it first started circulating and it's not funny now. I'm serious. We're not in grade school.

Anyway..
ITT: Pokemon you got on Wonder Trade that annoyed you, or that you knew some idiot from /vp/ made. Did you get ticked or pissed off that someone wastes their time on a Shiny breeding spree for something this stupid? Also, bonus points for pics of your instances. - ITT pssst version: Did your ever receive anything like this while on a Wonder Locke run?

..Mother fucking Gary Oak.. always shitting up people's playthroughs.. w/e..