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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:14:36 No.21449570 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21449771 >>21452633 >>21452807 >>21452842

GF releases a Pokèmon, based on your mom.

What are its abilities, moves and typing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:16:08 No.21449574 Report

Quoted By: >>21449589

Snorlax already exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:18:55 No.21449589 Report

Quoted By: >>21453462

>>21449574
Owch.
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:19:04 No.21449590 Report

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Moody

Normal/Fairy

Destiny Bond
Punishment
swagger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:20:36 No.21449595 Report

Quoted By: >>21449606 >>21449610

Ghost Type.

Shadow Tag

Destiny Bond
Perish Song
Fake Tears
Return

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:25:31 No.21449605 Report

Quoted By: >>21449610 >>21449618

>Sturdy

>Return
>Protect
>Endure
>Healing Wish
>Ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:25:43 No.21449606 Report

Quoted By: >>21449613 >>21449620

>>21449595
your mom was a Siren or something?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:27:12 No.21449610 Report

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>>21449595
>>21449605
>ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:27:56 No.21449613 Report

Quoted By: >>21449619

>>21449606
his mom's dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:28:16 No.21449614 Report

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Normal/Fighting
Moody

doubleslap
hyper voice
present
chatter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:29:26 No.21449616 Report

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a while back on /vp/ someone requested that i draw a pokemon based on my mom, this is what I drew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:29:49 No.21449618 Report

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>>21449605
Mine too bud... Recently, in fact. Its been tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:29:57 No.21449619 Report

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>>21449613
yeah i got that, i was just wondering about the perish song part

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:30:57 No.21449620 Report

Quoted By: >>21449623 >>21449633

>>21449606
My mother killed my father and then committed suicide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:32:18 No.21449623 Report

Quoted By: >>21449625

>>21449620
that's some heavy shit man, hang in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:33:32 No.21449625 Report

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>>21449623
happened over a decade ago I'm over it
but your concern is appreciated

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:36:17 No.21449633 Report

Quoted By: >>21449699 >>21452597 >>21452761

>>21449620
Are you sure your father didn't just use destiny bond before the KO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:52:45 No.21449699 Report

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>>21449633
You're tasteless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 09:57:38 No.21449718 Report

Quoted By: >>21449729

Fighting

Vital Spirit

Agility
Double Kick
Wake-Up slap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:02:08 No.21449729 Report

Quoted By: >>21449741 >>21449765

>>21449718
Is your mom an mma fighter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:07:05 No.21449741 Report

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>>21449729
>"Anon do the dishes"
>Buuuut moooooom
>"Do you want to arm wrestle me again?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:09:45 No.21449751 Report

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Unaware

Normal Poison

Clear smog
Teeter Dance
Rest
Boomburst

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:10:27 No.21449754 Report

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Normal/Fairy
Soundproof

Boomburst
Disarming Voice
Screech
Parting Shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:12:26 No.21449761 Report

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Dragon/poison

Sturdy

Beat up
Milk drink
teeter dance
rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:13:26 No.21449765 Report

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>>21449729
She's abusive....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:15:16 No.21449771 Report

Quoted By:

>>21449570

Normal/Dark

Mummy

Hyper Voice
Slack Off
Punishment
Torment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:16:08 No.21449776 Report

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Passive ability:
Strip Tease

Known moves:
Abandon Child
Binge Drink
Whore Around
Move to Vegas

Typing: Stripper/Single-Mom

Corgi (4511-0970-4020)

Corgi (4511-0970-4020) Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:26:15 No.21449804 Report

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Normal(?)
Oblivious

Frustration
Outrage
Confuse Ray
Uproar

Mom's a fucking Exploud, yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 10:28:18 No.21449809 Report

Quoted By: >>21451685

Healer/Gluttony

Normal/Fairy

Snore
Protect
Helping Hand
Splash

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 16:12:04 No.21451685 Report

Quoted By: >>21452556 >>21452603 >>21452622

>>21449809
>Splash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 16:18:55 No.21451767 Report

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Dark/Poison

Moody / Anger Point

Fissure
Rage
Protect
Endure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 17:54:27 No.21452464 Report

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Psychic/Fairy

Passive ability: Battle Armor

Calm mind
Future Sight
Reflect
Moonblast

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:05:08 No.21452556 Report

Quoted By: >>21452584

>>21451685
The fuck is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:09:09 No.21452584 Report

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>>21452556
It's a real person who had some birth problems
I saw it on /pol/ last week and I'm pretty sure the thread just developed into shitflinging over abortion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:09:12 No.21452586 Report

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Normal

Moody

Rage
Bonemerang
Hyper voice
Rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:10:35 No.21452597 Report

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>>21449633
dubs confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:11:22 No.21452603 Report

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>>21451685
Ayy lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:13:28 No.21452622 Report

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>>21451685
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

Captcha: Articles PurSiFi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:14:44 No.21452633 Report

Quoted By: >>21452661

>>21449570
Dark/Ground
Analytic/Healer/Anger Point (HA)
Swords Dance
Bone Rush
Mind Reader
Knock Off

She's a chiropractor. She's from Compton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:18:36 No.21452661 Report

Quoted By: >>21452676

>>21452633
Does she chant "Miiiilllldred" when she cuts people open?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:20:14 No.21452676 Report

Quoted By: >>21452697

>>21452661
Nah, Swords Dance is there because she ran a dance studio at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:22:27 No.21452697 Report

Quoted By: >>21452710

>>21452676
Dance studio to chiropractor.
That's quite a stretch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:23:32 No.21452710 Report

Quoted By: >>21452733

>>21452697
She was an electrical engineer in between those two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:26:00 No.21452733 Report

Quoted By: >>21452742 >>21452767

>>21452710
Dude.
I would NOT want her to treat me as a chiropractor after this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:26:42 No.21452742 Report

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>>21452733
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:28:39 No.21452761 Report

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>>21449633
made me kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:29:32 No.21452767 Report

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>>21452733
The dance studio thing was during junior high, high school, and college. She went to Stanford for her electrical engineering degree, but later switched careers because she felt she wasn't getting the respect she deserved. Also because she started a family.
She's been a chiropractor for 10-15 years now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:33:02 No.21452805 Report

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Normal
Moody
Hold Hands
Hyper Voice
Present
Punishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:33:29 No.21452807 Report

Quoted By:

>>21449570

Ice/Psychic type

Ability: Oblivious

Moves:
- Mean Look
- Fake Tears
- Wake-Up Slap
- Perish Song

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:36:49 No.21452842 Report

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>>21449570
>Fighting
>Ability: Guts

>Moves: Low Kick, Bulk Up, Mean Look, Sweet Kiss.

She was a marathon runner, and also an athletic trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:41:47 No.21452897 Report

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Thick Fat.

Normal/Poison.

Belch.
Screech.
Rest.
Snore.

Yeah. My Mom is gross.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 18:46:36 No.21452966 Report

Quoted By: >>21453453

Abilitie: Static
Moves: Rest / Yawn / Snore / Uproar

>yfw your mom has terrible problems and need your help often
>yfw you wish that accident never happened ;___;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 19:34:46 No.21453453 Report

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>>21452966
>that accident
Talkin about your birth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2014 19:35:49 No.21453462 Report

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>>21449589
no but i finger her with the fingers i used to type.

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