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Times you got a Pokemon related present, I'll start.

>Really want a Gameboy and Pokemon Silver so that I can play with all of my friends
>Beg my mom for weeks to get it for me
>"I'm sorry honey we just don't have the money right now"
>Get sad. She realizes this.
>One week later mom comes home and says
>"Honey, I have a surprise for you"
>Oh fucking shit, it's actually happening
>I sit down and go to open it
>It's not a Gameboy or Pokemon
>It's a VHS of Space Jam and a pack of Pokemon Cards
>"What the fuck mom, this isn't a Gameboy."
>"I'm sorry sweetie but I can't afford it"
>I walk to the kitchen, grab a knife out of the drawer and hold it to my throat
>Tell her if she doesn't get me Pokemon, I'm going to leave her just like dad did
>She starts crying
>I put the knife down and go back to my room
>The next morning
>I open the door and there's a brand new Gameboy and copy of Pokemon Silver
>Go thank my mother

What times have you gotten a nice Pokemon related gift?