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>be me
>be many years ago, about 5
>girl moves into my neighborhood, I’ll call her t
>become best friends instantly
>be together almost every waking day
>fast forward 7 or so years
> ruby and shaphire come out
>I get ruby, she gets sapphire
>we play every day
>over about 5 months, I become a pokemon master
>also, by now shes become at least a 8.5/10
>battling one day
>“anon,” she says, “I wish I had a mioltic”
>fuck.jgp
>”they’re so hard to get, could you help me?”
>want to tap that
>”sure”
>go on ancient 2003 internet to find something
>no luck
>go and buy the fucking guide book
>whatever, it will all be worth it
>spend weeks trying to catch a feebas
>failure.gif
>then, by some miracle, get one
>spend another week or two evolving it
>at long last, its done
>go over to her house
>we start playing
>”hey, ive got a surprise for you”
>I get out the trade cable
>she sees what it is
>the happiest fucking face ive ever seen
>”thank you anon”
>about to trade it when I realize its pokedex number
>350
>three fucking fiddy
>it was then I realized that she was really a 8-story tall crustation from the peliolithic era
>”I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!” I scream.
>mfw
>be many years ago, about 5
>girl moves into my neighborhood, I’ll call her t
>become best friends instantly
>be together almost every waking day
>fast forward 7 or so years
> ruby and shaphire come out
>I get ruby, she gets sapphire
>we play every day
>over about 5 months, I become a pokemon master
>also, by now shes become at least a 8.5/10
>battling one day
>“anon,” she says, “I wish I had a mioltic”
>fuck.jgp
>”they’re so hard to get, could you help me?”
>want to tap that
>”sure”
>go on ancient 2003 internet to find something
>no luck
>go and buy the fucking guide book
>whatever, it will all be worth it
>spend weeks trying to catch a feebas
>failure.gif
>then, by some miracle, get one
>spend another week or two evolving it
>at long last, its done
>go over to her house
>we start playing
>”hey, ive got a surprise for you”
>I get out the trade cable
>she sees what it is
>the happiest fucking face ive ever seen
>”thank you anon”
>about to trade it when I realize its pokedex number
>350
>three fucking fiddy
>it was then I realized that she was really a 8-story tall crustation from the peliolithic era
>”I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!” I scream.
>mfw
