So I was looking around for Pokemon RP groups to mess with, and eventually I came across this:

http://pokemonbiome.deviantart.com/

Apparently for this one, you have to create a character sheet, drawing and everything, as well as 3 pokemon (a fully-evolved one, a mid-stage one, and a non-evolved one). So I went out of my way to create the most absurd and horrible character possible, and ended up with Pic Related. My goal in the end is to cause as much chaos as possible and generally be a dick until I either get banned or bring down the server with my tyrannical fist. I just sent in my submission, and until it gets accepted, let's brainstorm.

I already came up with a few things:

-My character talks in subscript (ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ) at all times
-Somewhere along the line, one of my Pokemon (probably Skrelp) is gonna "evolve" into something absurd, possibly a legendary or maybe even Dave or Nidochum or Tentaquil or some shit

Any suggestions?