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Anonymous Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:45:28 No.21595770 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21596000 >>21596648 >>21600122 >>21600305 >>21600339 >>21606432 >>21606452 >>21606516

ITT Pokémon that would make great pets
The only flaws on him are that he can't fly and isn't fast, but itcould be fixed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:46:07 No.21595779 Report

Quoted By: >>21595820

>complaining that a turtle isn't fast

Autists, everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:48:56 No.21595820 Report

Quoted By: >>21595828 >>21595848 >>21602185 >>21602257 >>21606276

>>21595779
one of my grandma's turtles is really fast, i mean for turtles standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:49:31 No.21595828 Report

Quoted By: >>21595848

>>21595820
nice blog
>>>/an/

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jvk - X 0103 9938 6308 !DyRUSEBzeM Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:51:28 No.21595848 Report

Quoted By: >>21595903

>>21595820
Is it mean?
All fast turtles I know are fucking assholes.

>>21595828
You can't blog on /an/ that's still 4chan, silly.

>>>/tumblr/
There you go, that's how you do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Nov 2014 23:56:02 No.21595903 Report

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>>21595848
yes, she loves to bite my feet, well at least she used to, it's kinda old now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:01:01 No.21595978 Report

Quoted By: >>21595987

May Torkoal win

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:02:11 No.21595987 Report

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>>21595978
Win what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:02:58 No.21595996 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:03:25 No.21596000 Report

Quoted By: >>21596077 >>21596097

>>21595770
Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:09:27 No.21596046 Report

Quoted By: >>21596652 >>21602022

>samefag horsefuckers abandon thread as soon as their ruse is revealed
Pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:11:42 No.21596065 Report

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>>21595996
Slowpoke would be an excellent pet.

It be so low maintenance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:13:36 No.21596077 Report

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>>21596000
Wow. This is the first time I actually didn't notice the connection right away. I guess they might actually be getting smarter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:14:49 No.21596084 Report

Quoted By: >>21596106

>>21596077
How would you know the connection, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:16:20 No.21596097 Report

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>>21596000
Bronies need to be sent to death camps and exterminated. You are the scum of the earth and the highest form of autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:17:33 No.21596106 Report

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>>21596084
by watching pony thread simulators of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:18:59 No.21596115 Report

Quoted By: >>21596130

I really don't get why they even make these threads

If nobody noticed anything, it'd just be a normal discussion with shitflinging over something else

What are they even achieving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:21:07 No.21596130 Report

Quoted By: >>21596159

>>21596115
Even if you ignore the mlp thing, these threads just end up involving discussion of obvious things that people would probably already know/could assume, so these threads end up being pretty redundant and pointless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:23:54 No.21596159 Report

Quoted By: >>21596188 >>21596197

>>21596130
So they're just like every other /vp/ thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:27:57 No.21596188 Report

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>>21596159
Tragically so. Every day I look at the catalog; and seldom see any discussion I'd want to be a part of. This place is pretty crap all things considered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:28:33 No.21596197 Report

Quoted By: >>21596241 >>21596272

>>21596159
not necessarily, depending on how you look at it. Take for example this thread https://archive.moe/vp/thread/20582780/#20582780
Looking past the obvious mlp reference, would you say this topic was really deserving of its own thread anyways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:33:08 No.21596241 Report

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>>21596197
Yes, I agree that's entirely redundant.
But there are still masses of not-pony threads that are equally asinine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:36:32 No.21596272 Report

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>>21596197
>all the way back in August
shit nigger has it really been 3 months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:37:03 No.21596279 Report

Quoted By: >>21596340 >>21596857 >>21600151 >>21602068

Ignoring the stupid side topic of this thread

I'd want an Aron. I'm a machanic so it could consume the endless torrent of scrap I come up with. And when it evolves it turns into a bonafide war machine. But it's also just very cute.
A problem would be that it's probably too heavy to carry from place to place, but I can deal with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:41:20 No.21596317 Report

Quoted By: >>21596348 >>21596382

Why do stealth pony threads happen? Is it a sneaky way of saying "P.S this show still exists fuck you"?

Captcha: Studies fishorgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:44:11 No.21596340 Report

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>>21596279
>Aaron living with a mechanic eating scrap

Cutest fucking thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:44:31 No.21596346 Report

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Enjoy your flouride poisoning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:44:46 No.21596348 Report

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>>21596317
For some people 'living on the edge' means seeing how close you can tread on the banline without getting bipped. So in this case they make poorly disguised threads not so secretly about a bannable topic. It's all very dumb.

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jvk - X 0103 9938 6308 !DyRUSEBzeM Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:48:56 No.21596382 Report

Quoted By: >>21596470

>>21596317
mlp is a pretty boring franchise, not much else to do. Shit, if you want to risk getting aids, look at the catalogue. That's how bored they are. Its only average in quality, although very cute, but there's lots a better shows you can watch and discuss in public.

Spice it up, cause epik havok on the 4channel today with your fellow /b/ros for da lulz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:49:30 No.21596390 Report

Quoted By: >>21596434

How is this thread pony related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:53:56 No.21596434 Report

Quoted By: >>21596573

>>21596390
Rainbow Dash has a pet turtle named tank that dreams of being fast. This thread also makes note of it >>21595901

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 00:57:21 No.21596470 Report

Quoted By: >>21596520

>>21596382
It's just masses and masses of fanfiction. Holy fuck, what do these people do with their lives.

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jvk - X 0103 9938 6308 !DyRUSEBzeM Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:02:12 No.21596520 Report

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>>21596470
They make fan fiction, gap, and pony threads.
And one works at my CVS as a pharmacy tech instead of me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:07:27 No.21596573 Report

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>>21596434
That's such a fucking obscure connection I'm surprised anyone picked up on it & I watched that goddamn show

On-topic: this guy's a bro on top of being adorable AND safe to cuddle while still being able to look cool & dangerous when showing him off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:11:11 No.21596635 Report

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Either one if these would make awesome pets

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:11:57 No.21596648 Report

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>>21595770
I dunno, I think the inevitable lung failure from the 24/7 smoke exposure would be an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:12:25 No.21596652 Report

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>>21596046
>horsefucker thread
...wat? How?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:15:08 No.21596685 Report

Quoted By: >>21596826 >>21600169

It's literally a dog. Most people wouldn't even notice it's a Pokemon, other than it's strange coloring, which you can easily explain by stating it's paint/mutation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:19:29 No.21596732 Report

Quoted By: >>21596770 >>21606368

This fucker right here.
>pocket sized and sentient so it can go with you anywhere, as well as taking very little maintenance
>cutest creature in existence
>when (or if) it evolves it becomes a tarantula large enough that it might as well be a guard dog, only substantially more effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:22:52 No.21596770 Report

Quoted By: >>21596807

>>21596732
So long as you can house-train it not to cover the house in electrified webs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:26:56 No.21596807 Report

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>>21596770
As said, it's pretty much sentient. That'd be easily arranged. If it really needs to nest somewhere I have an empty attic I have absolutely no use for, and not even that would be necessary, an empty wardrobe or even a bare corner in a room should be enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:28:25 No.21596826 Report

Quoted By: >>21600169

>>21596685
>which you can easily explain by stating it's paint/mutation.
That's not an easy explanation at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:29:22 No.21596839 Report

Quoted By: >>21596851 >>21596865

>literally a cell
>qt3.14
>psychic
>can crush a FUCKING BOULDER
>special attack is off the charts

Shit's cash yo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:30:24 No.21596851 Report

Quoted By: >>21596865

>>21596839

damn, wrong pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:30:59 No.21596857 Report

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>>21596279
I wonder how it would handle eating plastic wires and chemicals in the scrap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:31:39 No.21596865 Report

Quoted By: >>21596914

>>21596839
>>21596851

Duosion and Reuniclis have the same special attack stat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:34:41 No.21596914 Report

Quoted By: >>21596950

>>21596865

But Duosion can't crush a boulder.

Look at those little arms, they probably can't do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 01:37:11 No.21596950 Report

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>>21596914
Neither can Reuniclus's arms by themselves.
It's its mindpower that moves them to crush the boulder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:17:14 No.21600109 Report

Quoted By: >>21600131 >>21600170

>mods ban me for posting pic of what thread refers to
>thread still alive
Mods confirmed for horsefuckers defending their autistic raiding brethren.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:20:45 No.21600122 Report

Quoted By: >>21600127

>>21595770
>Torkoal can't fly and isn't fast
>but it could be fixed
Okay I'm picking jetpack torkoal as my pet. Fuck you guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:22:06 No.21600127 Report

Quoted By: >>21600131 >>21600137 >>21600250

>>21600122
Here's what the OP is referring to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:23:25 No.21600131 Report

Quoted By: >>21600134

>>21600109
You seem mad, neckbeard.

>>21600127
mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:25:13 No.21600134 Report

Quoted By: >>21600144

>>21600131
>I'm not autistic for spamming pony references I swear!
What's wrong, did big bad /vp/ say your favourite is shit and you cried to /mlp/ to get revenge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:25:26 No.21600137 Report

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>>21600127
Fuck that pony shit man. Just strap some rockets and shit on a torkoal and you're set.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:28:37 No.21600144 Report

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>>21600134
I don't like that MLP shit, but you just seem really upset for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:29:42 No.21600148 Report

Quoted By: >>21600153

This would make a nice pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:30:39 No.21600151 Report

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>>21596279
Assuming you can get it in a Pokeball, weight would not be an issue.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:30:44 No.21600153 Report

Quoted By: >>21600160

>>21600148
oops

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:33:13 No.21600160 Report

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>>21600153
Also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:35:07 No.21600169 Report

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>>21596685
It's also the size of a cow and has a really long beard.

>>21596826
Yeah man, who would believe that your dog is two shades of grey and brown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:35:23 No.21600170 Report

Quoted By: >>21600192

>>21600109
This post made me jiggle way too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:41:53 No.21600192 Report

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>>21600170
did u jiggle in the right places though? :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 08:51:21 No.21600250 Report

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>>21600127

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 09:05:17 No.21600305 Report

Quoted By: >>21602154 >>21602204

>>21595770
This fucker. It's a cat that is as loyal as a dog except with the ability to literally summon lightning

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 09:14:32 No.21600339 Report

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>>21595770
>The only flaws on him are that he can't fly and isn't fast, but itcould be fixed.
>itcould be fixed.
I'm picturing that as strapping a jet engine and cardboard wings to its shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 15:37:33 No.21602022 Report

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>>21596046
Holy shit I realized it like 5 minutes after reading this post.

Only a true horsefucker would know, anon. ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 15:47:29 No.21602068 Report

Quoted By: >>21602121

>>21596279
Good luck feeding him come the day he evolves into Aggron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:00:35 No.21602121 Report

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>>21602068
If he lives near a junkyard he should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:08:15 No.21602154 Report

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>>21600305
Can see in the dark also.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:14:00 No.21602185 Report

Quoted By:

>>21595820
Nice turtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:17:59 No.21602204 Report

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>>21600305
Are you that same faggot who kept whining about how Luxray is the best competitive pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:30:43 No.21602257 Report

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>>21595820

Maybe she's given it a scarf?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 16:34:35 No.21602276 Report

Quoted By: >>21602871 >>21607871

>cute
>small
>free honey every few minutes
>Sweet Scent saves money on air fresheners

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Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 17:55:23 No.21602817 Report

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It might be fun having one of these as a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 18:01:59 No.21602871 Report

Quoted By: >>21602893 >>21606193

>>21602276
>bee abdomen
what the hell? Is this canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 18:02:02 No.21602872 Report

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I'd probably want a Bagon as a pet. Likely it'll be annoying at first when he tries to fly and falls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Nov 2014 18:05:03 No.21602893 Report

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>>21602871
yes it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:10:09 No.21606172 Report

Quoted By: >>21606200

No one has said Eevee yet?

It's tiny, cute and looks like a puppy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:12:33 No.21606193 Report

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>>21602871

Did you think it was just a honeycomb with a face? It's abdomen is even in the official art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:13:36 No.21606200 Report

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>>21606172

What's the point on having a Pokemon that looks almost exactly like a real animal?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:14:11 No.21606208 Report

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Might be high energy but I prefer pets who move around a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:24:08 No.21606276 Report

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>>21595820
Turtles are fast as fuck when they want to be. Those things can sprint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:32:52 No.21606368 Report

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>>21596732
I thought about it but I'd be too afraid to step on it.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:35:29 No.21606387 Report

Quoted By: >>21606468

I want a Jigglypuff.
It looks so cute and squishy.

Plus she can sing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:41:26 No.21606432 Report

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>>21595770
Yeah, I sure do love dying because the room got filled with CO2 while I was lurking /vp/.
To not talk about the heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:43:11 No.21606452 Report

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>>21595770
As long it's not Kyogre stuff could be manegeable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:44:43 No.21606468 Report

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>>21606387
I know Smash's Jiggly is female but I keep seeing any Jiggly as alpha males for some reason.

It's probably Mystery Dungeon's fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:48:46 No.21606516 Report

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>>21595770
Torkoal best pet, that or wartortle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 00:51:23 No.21606531 Report

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Grimer would be a cute pet. I learned that from Amie.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 01:25:22 No.21606927 Report

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probably a little mainstream but a sylveon would be super fucking cute, i would love taking care of one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Nov 2014 02:44:08 No.21607871 Report

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>>21602276
It would probably look fucked up IRL with 3 insectoid faces, bro

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