Alright, here’s my original run E4 line up.
>ALL YO YENS, my trusty starter (yip yap yip)
>Durandal, because it’s a magic sword pokemon god I love this gen’s ghosts.
>Bulba Fett, my OTHER trusty starter, and continuation of the same shitty pun I’ve used on every Bulbasaur family ‘mon I’ve owned.
>Slab Bulkhead/Butch Fizzlebeef/Punch Rockgroin/etc., the freebie Lucario whose name I changed every time I was at the Rater.
>Crush, the Relaxed, chilled-out Lapras who has a two HM handicap, and still hands you your ass, duuuuuuude. Totally.
>And, last but certainly not least, the Most… ELECTRIFYING POKEMON IN ENTERTAINMENT! THE JABRONI-BEATING, BERRY-EATING, THE ROCK! (IT doesn’t matter what you PIKA!)
Trainer Name? CARLOS!
