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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:22:16 No.21627110 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21627131 >>21627138 >>21627141 >>21627174 >>21627355 >>21627584 >>21627595 >>21627878 >>21627910 >>21628093 >>21628211 >>21629393 >>21629492 >>21629519

Fuck one, marry one, kill one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:23:49 No.21627131 Report

Quoted By: >>21627171 >>21627950

>>21627110
Fuck Machoke, Marry Ditto, Kill Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:24:13 No.21627138 Report

Quoted By: >>21627217

>>21627110
marry gardevoir
fuck ditto
kill machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:24:22 No.21627141 Report

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>>21627110
i'm choosing the same order as of your picture, left to right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:25:12 No.21627155 Report

Quoted By: >>21627950

kill gardevoir
marry ditto
fuck machoke i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:26:27 No.21627171 Report

Quoted By:

>>21627131
+10000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:26:40 No.21627174 Report

Quoted By: >>21627217

>>21627110
>Fuck ditto
>Marry gardevoir once it goes mega
>kill machoke
Only possible answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:28:57 No.21627202 Report

Quoted By: >>21627992

>Fuck ditto
>Mary Machoke
>Kill Gardevoir
This is the only true answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:28:57 No.21627203 Report

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Fuck Machoke
Marry Mega Wife
Kill Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:29:35 No.21627217 Report

Quoted By:

>>21627138
>>21627174
my answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:31:51 No.21627240 Report

Quoted By: >>21627270 >>21627343 >>21629553

FUCK GARDEVOIR
MARRY GARDEVOIR
KILL GARDEVOIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:34:04 No.21627270 Report

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>>21627240
Kill her with your dick!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:37:24 No.21627316 Report

Quoted By: >>21627398

Marry Gardevoir
Fuck Gardevoir
Kill the others.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:39:21 No.21627343 Report

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>>21627240

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:40:42 No.21627355 Report

Quoted By: >>21627377 >>21627409 >>21627950

>>21627110
marry ditto
>sex life will never be boring again
fuck gardevoir
>film it, rl pokeporn begins now
kill machoke
>as long as his children are watching

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:42:33 No.21627377 Report

Quoted By: >>21627419

>>21627355
Dang man, don't cut yourself there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:44:52 No.21627395 Report

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Fuck Gardvoir
Marry Machoke
Kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:45:02 No.21627398 Report

Quoted By: >>21627413

>>21627316
That gardevoir is drawn wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:46:51 No.21627409 Report

Quoted By: >>21627456

>>21627355
What do you have against Machoke?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:47:12 No.21627413 Report

Quoted By: >>21627439

>>21627398
This one better?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:48:13 No.21627419 Report

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>>21627377
you don't even know how many edges I have

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:48:47 No.21627423 Report

Quoted By: >>21627449

Imagine being a human and doing all sorts of lewd shit with a Ditto. Marrying ditto is the only choice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:50:21 No.21627439 Report

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>>21627413
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:50:57 No.21627449 Report

Quoted By: >>21627490

>>21627423
>only choice
Its not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:51:49 No.21627456 Report

Quoted By: >>21627477

>>21627409
His shit hair style

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:53:01 No.21627477 Report

Quoted By: >>21627503

>>21627456
Thats not hair.
Those are bone crests.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:54:11 No.21627490 Report

Quoted By: >>21627537

>>21627449
Can Gardevoir turn into a cannon?
That's right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:55:02 No.21627503 Report

Quoted By: >>21627523 >>21627950

>>21627477
well then, i withdraw my answer
>marry ditto
>fuck machoke
>kill gardie then fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:56:49 No.21627523 Report

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>>21627503
That's nice taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 22:57:53 No.21627537 Report

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>>21627490
Ok yeah she cant turn into a cannon.

But she can fire like one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:02:37 No.21627584 Report

Quoted By: >>21627623 >>21628097

>>21627110
How is it that anyone has chosen someone other than ditto to marry? Has everyone forgotten the move transform and it's possible implication outside of battle, hey ever wanted to fuck jenna jameson? Ditto used transform! How about Marilyn Monre? Ditto used transform! Remember that one homo-erotci dream you had featuring Matt Damon? Ditto used Transform! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME VP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:04:02 No.21627595 Report

Quoted By: >>21627644

>>21627110
Is that supposed to be a challenge? The answer is pretty clear:
>Fuck Ditto (transformed into Machoke)
>Marry Machoke
>Kill the whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:07:08 No.21627623 Report

Quoted By: >>21627652 >>21627691

>>21627584
What if Ditto gets angry after a while that you are only with it to fuck girls of your fantasies and not in the relationship to be with it.

Dont you think it would get jealous after a while?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:10:16 No.21627644 Report

Quoted By:

>>21627595
>Kill the whore

But you already have Ditto under Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:11:22 No.21627652 Report

Quoted By: >>21627674

>>21627623

nawww

If ditto wasn't willing to change for its beloved pokemon breeding wouldn't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:13:37 No.21627674 Report

Quoted By: >>21627691 >>21627714 >>21627958

>>21627652
If your ditto get's out of hand, capture it with the ball of your choice, then it has no choice but to listen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:14:40 No.21627691 Report

Quoted By: >>21627714

>>21627674
Was supposed to link to
>>21627623

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:16:44 No.21627714 Report

Quoted By: >>21627763

>>21627691
>>21627674

But wouldnt that defeat the purpose of marriage and romance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:22:09 No.21627763 Report

Quoted By: >>21627814

>>21627714
Doesn't the fuck mary kill game also defeat the purpose of marriage and romance, the whole point is that you're forced into a limited situation andn you HAVE to choose one to marry, no one plays this game thinking about how they would romance the characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:27:09 No.21627814 Report

Quoted By: >>21627828 >>21627837

>>21627763
>no one plays this game thinking about how they would romance the characters.

...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:28:23 No.21627828 Report

Quoted By: >>21627859

>>21627814
ok then, how would you romance your garde if you've put thought into it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:29:05 No.21627837 Report

Quoted By:

>>21627814
>wag your dick aggressively indicating you desire them
>???
>sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:30:34 No.21627859 Report

Quoted By: >>21627893

>>21627828
I wouldn't actively seek an relationship with her, but if she had feelings I would be open to the idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:31:57 No.21627878 Report

Quoted By: >>21627929

>>21627110
Fuck Gardevoir dito used transform
Merry Gardevoir
Kill Machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:32:55 No.21627893 Report

Quoted By: >>21627958

>>21627859
Then who would you marry? and why do you believe romance is a factor in the game marry fuck kill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:33:29 No.21627903 Report

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Can Ditto transform into humans? If so I'll fuck that and kill the rest. No point in marrying the thing iff it knows I only love it for what it pretends to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:33:45 No.21627910 Report

Quoted By: >>21627950

>>21627110
Fuck Machoke Marry ditto kill gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:34:59 No.21627929 Report

Quoted By: >>21627985

>>21627878
>Merry Gardevoir

She is pretty happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:36:33 No.21627950 Report

Quoted By: >>21628859

>>21627131
>>21627155
>>21627355
>>21627503
>>21627910
These guys have the right answers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:37:18 No.21627958 Report

Quoted By: >>21627995

>>21627893
I dont think its a factor in the game, but in >>21627674 this situation what would the point be of marrying it. Thats what Im talking about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:39:24 No.21627985 Report

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>>21627929
I'm happy too!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:39:56 No.21627992 Report

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>>21627202

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:40:18 No.21627995 Report

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>>21627958
The point of marrying it is because you have to choose one to marry, and this choice brings you the possibility of having anyone that ever has or will exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:48:11 No.21628062 Report

Quoted By: >>21628094 >>21628097

>ditto can literally be anything
>marrying gardevoir

fucking furfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:50:41 No.21628093 Report

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>>21627110
Fuck Ditto (I always wanted to try a femenine version of myself)
Marry Gardevoir (She can tell the future!)
Kill Machoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:50:42 No.21628094 Report

Quoted By: >>21628184

>>21628062
>implying Gardevoir is furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:50:58 No.21628097 Report

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>>21628062
>>21627584
H-h-hivemind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Nov 2014 23:59:07 No.21628184 Report

Quoted By:

>>21628094
Or a animal for that fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 00:02:12 No.21628211 Report

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>>21627110
>fuck and marry machoke
>kill ditto and gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 00:45:26 No.21628859 Report

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>>21627950
Chuck, pls.

OP here

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OP here Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:19:27 No.21629363 Report

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Alright /vp/, let's put things a little bit more difficult.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:22:33 No.21629393 Report

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>>21627110
marry, fuck and kill (in that order) gardevoir only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:23:22 No.21629398 Report

Quoted By: >>21629515

fuck Machoke
kill gardevoir
marry Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:31:58 No.21629492 Report

Quoted By: >>21629539

>>21627110
On my god. You have created a perfect event. Fuck ditto which changes into whatever you want. Your ultimate sexual fantasy. Marry gardevoir and travle the world together doing whatever you want because you have a FUCKING POKEMON! Kill machike becuase we all need to have at least one encounter in life where its life or death and you kill another living thing. So fight to the death to protect gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:33:57 No.21629515 Report

Quoted By: >>21629550

>>21629398
My gay hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:34:07 No.21629519 Report

Quoted By:

>>21627110
Fuck Gardevoir
Marry Ditto
Kill Machoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:36:11 No.21629539 Report

Quoted By:

>>21629492
Fucking pleb. You're wasting ditto's potential.

Fuck Gardevoir.
Kill Machoke.
Marry ditto so you can fuck anything you want, and eventually Gardevoir again if you liked it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:37:03 No.21629550 Report

Quoted By:

>>21629515
Machoke can be female
but I'm a barafag so you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:37:21 No.21629553 Report

Quoted By: >>21629567

>>21627240
KILL GARDEVOIR
MARRY GARDEVOIR
FUCK GARDEVOIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Nov 2014 01:39:06 No.21629567 Report

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>>21629553
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